Cock Adornment

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Cock Adornment

Post by dragonpilot » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:14 pm

...or dick/penis adornment.

Google/Bing penis/dick decoration and you get a load of websites pushing bachelorette party favors...WTF!

Where does a guy go for something festive to dangle from his dangler? To gussy up the guyness? To glam the glans? C'mon people! We need to know!

(And, yes, we know where to go for piercings...this is not that!)
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by FIGJAM » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:17 pm

Tiny Christmas wreaths?

Garland? :lol:
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by maladroit » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:20 pm

Something like this? http://leathercreations.com/783.htm
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Post by GreyCoyote » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:19 pm

Maybe something subtle and minimalist, like a tan?
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by Captain Goddammit » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:25 pm

I use hose clamps. You can get them in stainless, no rust from acidic playa dirt. And they double as birth control if you just turn the screw a little more.
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by maladroit » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:38 pm

Here's a nice shaft collar with set screw: http://www.mscdirect.com/product/55551980
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by Sic Pup » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:41 pm

If anyone finds a classic top hat and tails let me know.

You know, for those formal occasions.

Black only please.

Thanks.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:58 pm

*sigh* I really, really want to say something about how helpless men are, especially after some of the wisecracks in the high maintenance girlfriend thread. But maybe you guys don't have the memory that lets you find something on Amazon.com decades after you first saw it...
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by C187 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:03 pm

Because of TPBM thread I got the idea of casting masks for your heads head. Likely in the style of internet memes like foreveralone, and trollface, just all 3d like and ready to doggle on your dingle. Then hand them out to shirtcockers, or whoever needs to put a cap on that snake. The issue is I'm out of silicone..
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by maryanimal » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:59 pm

Google tuxedoes for Ken dolls and you'll get a lot of sites to choose from!


or try this:
http://www.dickerations.com/
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by dragonpilot » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:18 pm

This is leaning more in the direction I was going:

http://decorateyourdick.com/

But this is about all there is.... :D :( But keep the suggestions rolling in!
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by maryanimal » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:28 pm

dragonpilot wrote:This is leaning more in the direction I was going:

http://decorateyourdick.com/

But this is about all there is.... :D :( But keep the suggestions rolling in!
Oh heck, I can make those. :wink: Maybe I'll make a few and hand them out to people on the playa as gifts! :mrgreen:
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:21 am

Ha! Are you going to install them??
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Post by unjonharley » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:38 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:Ha! Are you going to install them??
They do not make them small enough to fit you.. Now go get that boat ready for me to ride on..
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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:19 am

My thimble is all I need.
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Post by tatonka » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:22 am

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Post by Zhust » Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:12 am

maladroit wrote:Something like this? http://leathercreations.com/783.htm
In a figment of perception, the letters in the URL said "leprechaun" for just a brief second. I think that's exactly the correct amount of time.
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Post by dragonpilot » Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:17 am

maryanimal wrote:
dragonpilot wrote:This is leaning more in the direction I was going:

http://decorateyourdick.com/

But this is about all there is.... :D :( But keep the suggestions rolling in!
Oh heck, I can make those. :wink: Maybe I'll make a few and hand them out to people on the playa as gifts! :mrgreen:
Sadly, I have no skill at beading... :( ...so I hope we cross paths... :D
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by maryanimal » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:22 pm

dragonpilot wrote:
maryanimal wrote:
dragonpilot wrote:This is leaning more in the direction I was going:

http://decorateyourdick.com/

But this is about all there is.... :D :( But keep the suggestions rolling in!
Oh heck, I can make those. :wink: Maybe I'll make a few and hand them out to people on the playa as gifts! :mrgreen:
Sadly, I have no skill at beading... :( ...so I hope we cross paths... :D

Meet me at the Meet and Greet and I'll have one for you! :D
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by Ksmrg16 » Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:19 pm

I'm looking this kind of dick decoration like my profile pic
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Post by ygmir » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:06 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Tiny Christmas wreaths?

Garland? :lol:



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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by southern crone » Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:13 pm

Go to wallyworld , buy several bags of spring jump rings in the craft section, twist them together to form a chain maille pouch for the boy.
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by FlyingMonkey » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:10 am

Don't be a darkwad dong.

http://m.spencersonline.com/products/Hp ... Love-Ring/
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Post by FlyingMonkey » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:48 pm

My, what a large cock you have. Check out the wattles on that one.
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by FIGJAM » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:11 pm

That cock is soooooo big............................it take 90 minutes for premature ejaculation!!!
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Post by FlyingMonkey » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:15 pm

Otherwise known as foreplay.......
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Post by Jovankat » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:37 pm

This thread reminded me that I have twice encountered giant cocks and have the photos to prove it...
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Post by delle » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:31 am

Thanks for the reminder.

I have a bunch of mini tutus to make!!!
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Re: Cock Adornment

Post by lucky420 » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:14 am

I prefer my cocks naked. :mrgreen:

Should I have said "the cock" instead of "my cocks"? I'm female... :oops:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Post by Elderberry » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:52 am

lucky420 wrote:I prefer my cocks naked. :mrgreen:

Should I have said "the cock" instead of "my cocks"? I'm female... :oops:
I thought you said you don't do naked?! :oops: :shock:
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