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Post by MisaBlue » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:18 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
Token wrote:I figure a 5 gallon batch is in order.

...but what will everybody else drink? :twisted:
It wasnt 5 gallons per each?

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Post by AntiM » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:20 pm

I'll represent Camp Curmudgeon, but I'll need rum. I have plenty of tasty varieties.

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Post by C.f.M. » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:23 pm

AntiM wrote:I'll represent Camp Curmudgeon, but I'll need rum. I have plenty of tasty varieties.
Yeah! My first burn ever, I called my camp Camp Bukowski. "Warm beer, cold women."

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Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:53 pm

trystanthegypsy wrote:gin and tits



God DAMN i need to get back on the playa
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Post by C.f.M. » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:59 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:
trystanthegypsy wrote:gin and tits



God DAMN i need to get back on the playa
Or to my living room.

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Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:06 pm

playa is closer and has more cool people :P
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Post by Bounce530 » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:23 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:
trystanthegypsy wrote:gin and tits



God DAMN i need to get back on the playa
Or to my living room.
Pix or it didn't happen!

ha!
What other people think about you is none of your business.

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Post by trystanthegypsy » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:13 pm

How does one PROVE one's sparkle pony-ness? Is my unfailing devotion to looking FAAAAABULOUS over and above worrying about the financial realities of actually GETTING THERE not enough?

I bought a new bike and camera before my ticket. I spent hundreds on fun fur to outfit myself and my "boyfriend" *cough* sugar daddy *cough* ((no no i'm actually kidding on this one, I love him dearly but he really does pay for a lot of the realistic stuff, like food and gas. I buy tickets and FUN THINGS.))

Also, I paid for the gin. :twisted:
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Post by barnz » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:44 pm

trystanthegypsy wrote:How does one PROVE one's sparkle pony-ness? Is my unfailing devotion to looking FAAAAABULOUS
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FAAAABULOUS ENOUGH??
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Post by trystanthegypsy » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:57 pm

fuck yes.

my gin is bigger than your gin.

unfortunately, it's now empty...

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Post by Token » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:04 pm

Damn, a guy drinks a few beers and takes a nap and almost misses the party.

You guys weren't going to leave without me?

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Post by ygmir » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:10 pm

I have

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Post by Optic » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:18 pm

I'm not sure what I'm bringing yet. I'm still trying to think of a feasible way to combine bacon and alcohol into some kind of super-abrosia...

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Post by ygmir » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:20 pm

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Post by MisaBlue » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:28 pm

No way Yggy, is there something which is not made with bacon?

I will bring Slivovice...homemade "brandy" from plums... 53% is the best :D

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Post by VeganChoirGirl » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:29 pm

[quote="Casanova"][quote="gyre"]Yeah, the pre-tween hairstyle doesn't suit everyone, does it?


And perfection?
Where?
At a few california malls?

I have a friend that made some vogue covers, among other things.
Done by seventeen.
All downhill after that, and some people really look critically.

That cute because you're young thing is already dying off at 22.
Not that perfection is really needed.

My friend would have been attractive without the body that wowed Paris.
How about you?[/quote]

Yea i have modeled for abocrombie and fitch, so what?.. i'm not trying to brag so don't be so hostile toward me for asking the question.. who really cares right..?, my whole experince isn't gonna be based off of this, its just one small part that I am not looking forward to.[/quote]

Once long ago I modled too...and lived in Orange County (now I live in LA). But that time passed, the perfect body didn't last (though I am not much older than you...). I know we're supposed to be patient and kind, love each other and watch each other grow. But i kind of just want you to grow the fuck up. EVERYONE is beautiful. Especially at BurningMan. If you come...I truly hope you can stop looking at the world with such a judgemental eye. Good luck, I hope you find a candy colored rave somewhere and stay put.
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Post by VeganChoirGirl » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:35 pm

PrincessPurf wrote:
AntiM wrote:
Okay, that's the statement/attitude most of us are having a problem with. Because no one gets to decide who SHOULD or should not be naked. Certainly not you! And at Burning Man, we are ALL beautiful.

You don't know yet. I would very much appreciate if you return to this thread after the event and let us know if you have changed your mind. I very much suspect you might.

Really, a few fat old people having extreme moments of joy will not ruin your burn. We might redefine your perception and definition of beauty. Please do give us that chance.

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i completely agree.. everyone is beautiful, even if you happen to sag

im slowly trying to alter his mind on the subject :wink:
I think what you should really be worried about is not convincing him, but RUNNING AWAY! You aren't going to be beautiful and young forever, and when you're not anymore, he will trade up for the newer model. What about kids? Ever thought you two might want them...WELL! Stretch marks and sag. You can't use plastic surgery to put yourself back together forever. Eventually you will look sad and used up. And when that happens, he will be fucking an 18 year old. Have fun.
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Post by gyre » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:35 pm

VeganChoirGirl, enable bbcode on your profile and posts.
The features should work in preview too.

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Post by Token » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:38 pm

Å ljivovica!

I might have some as well but I asked for pear and apricot brandy. We will see what my nephew brings back from the old country.

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Post by Token » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:41 pm

Just checked on the mead fermentation, 4 weeks needed for primary so we will be fine.

I will keg it for secondary so it might be a bit bubbly. Hope that is cool with everyone.

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Post by Optic » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:42 pm

ygmir wrote:Image
What, no piece of bacon to stir it with?

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Post by MisaBlue » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:44 pm

Yeah, Apricot slivovice (merunkovice) can be greaaaat! But it really depends on how it is made, it can have bad tail.
Have you had one from walnuts?

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Post by Token » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:47 pm

Yes, yum! My mom makes it from young walnuts. Nice and bitter sweet.

We call it orahovaÄ

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Post by MisaBlue » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:53 pm

yes bitter sweet ořechovice :)

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Post by VeganChoirGirl » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:54 pm

Ok...I hate to invite myself, but you're outing sounds too fun to be true! I wanna play! Especially if there is mead and gin...YUM!

I gots the titis for sure...nice ones too. GO ME!

Ok! I am off to Ojai now to have some good old fashioned burner fun.
Finally moving to SF...can't WAIT!

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Post by ygmir » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:40 pm

wow, looks like a pub crawl in the making.........yeehaw.
I wonder if we can all meet at Casanova's camp, to start the party?


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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:51 pm

ygmir wrote:I have

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Looks like my kind of drink... or at least label.

I will hold out hope that the lot of you rascals will grace us with a heckle if our mutant vehicles pass in the night.
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Post by ygmir » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:54 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:
ygmir wrote:I have

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Looks like my kind of drink... or at least label.

I will hold out hope that the lot of you rascals will grace us with a heckle if our mutant vehicles pass in the night.
I will run, and scratch under your collar, given the chance..........you are my favorite black cat.......in the rafters........
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Post by Casanova » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:59 pm

VeganChoirGirl wrote: I think what you should really be worried about is not convincing him, but RUNNING AWAY! You aren't going to be beautiful and young forever, and when you're not anymore, he will trade up for the newer model. What about kids? Ever thought you two might want them...WELL! Stretch marks and sag. You can't use plastic surgery to put yourself back together forever. Eventually you will look sad and used up. And when that happens, he will be fucking an 18 year old. Have fun.
I guess she is speaking from experience, so be jealous cuz ur man doesn't want ur ugly ass.. dumb bitch.

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Post by Token » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:07 pm

"Anti, Anti! Two men in dispute!
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... We want Thunderdome"!

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