Naked Old and Unattractive people on the playa?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:32 pm

Mad Dog anyone?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:18 pm

C.f.M. wrote:Mad Dog anyone?

pic of the day.........that, my friend, could be a poster..........

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:57 am

^Should^

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:34 am

Works every time.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:40 am

*spits coffee on screen*

thanks for that, CFM.........

who's got a towel?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:44 am

Almost done...

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:51 am

hmmm.

::puts hand behind my back:::

NOT FAIR. Thats... hmmm.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:52 am

FaeTora wrote:hmmm.

::puts hand behind my back:::

NOT FAIR. Thats... hmmm.

*noting FT has a talent to type and drool at the same time*

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:02 am

I like my women like I like my coffee....hot and dribbling in my lap.

Yeah, that ain't me, BTW.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:15 am

I like my women like I like my coffee. Dark and Bitter.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:20 am

Oh I know its not you but still.

I like my woman like nothing else on the planet. I like them to be different from me (I have me, why do I need a duplicate?), smart, creative, beautiful on the inside, and of course over 21.

But sitting on your lap... nice image. I have to admit when women do that, i think they can hear my heart skip a beat and my brain go dead because they always get that gin on their face.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:34 am

Boijoy wrote:I like my women like I like my coffee. Dark and Bitter.

My black friend got hospitalized. The nurse asked if she could bring him something, he replied,"A cup of coffee." She asked, of course, how he likes it. He replied, of course, "Like I like my women."

"Now bring me some of that white coffee!"

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:43 am

I like my coffee like I like my women: tastes as good as it smells and better than it looks.

(I am going to Hell.)

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:11 am

If your going to hell AntiM you will be in good company because I thik we will all be there.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:17 am

I like my women like I like my coffee. Gets me up in the morning and keeps me up at night.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:20 am

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:21 am

This is for all you wonderful burners.......

I believe that god above

has put you here for me to love.

He picked you out from all the rest

because he knew Id love you best.

If he calls me and your not there

Ill wait apon his gollden stairs.

If your day comes and you cant stay

Ill know you went the other way.

Then the angels can have back thier wings

thier golden harps and everything.

And just to prove that Ill be true.

Ill go to hell.....to be with you.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:16 am

FaeTora wrote:because they always get that gin on their face.

I don't sit on the lap of anyone who has a drinking problem.

Whoops, can't find the clip I want, so I'll use this instead.
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This Woman · Post by **This Woman** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:39 pm

Hey Casanova,

Everybody can find a place of comfort at Burning Man if you look hard enough:

Have you noticed the uncommon oversupply of flesh in this city? Does it frighten your gymnophobic soul? Are the shirtcockers invading your dreams with their dangling weaponry? Fear not, weary friend, there is a place for you too. Come to our Never Nude party and keep your shorts on! For those in need of respite, we will be serving inventive libations by notorious bar mistress, MissNev. Bolder types may try a giant juice box or vodka straight for the airing of family differences.
Where The Livers End see playa info
When Thursday Sept 2 4 to 630pm

MissNev · Post by **MissNev** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:01 pm

Right on! I can't wait!!! I have the perfect drink in mind :

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:40 am

?

Just needs a stick.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:57 am

look!!!
OED had twins.........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:08 am

They were triplets but this mother eats(and drinks) her young.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:12 am

This Woman wrote:Hey Casanova,

Everybody can find a place of comfort at Burning Man if you look hard enough:

Have you noticed the uncommon oversupply of flesh in this city? Does it frighten your gymnophobic soul? Are the shirtcockers invading your dreams with their dangling weaponry? Fear not, weary friend, there is a place for you too. Come to our Never Nude party and keep your shorts on! For those in need of respite, we will be serving inventive libations by notorious bar mistress, MissNev. Bolder types may try a giant juice box or vodka straight for the airing of family differences.
Where The Livers End see playa info
When Thursday Sept 2 4 to 630pm

You have got to be kidding me !!??!!

there is ANOTHER camp that has a "no nudity" clause ?

You're real lucky you aren't a placed theme camp, or the CD march would also be heading your way.

BTW, where "exactly" do you hope to be setting up your camp ?

(please-o-pleeese say the 3:30 block of "A" street.)

This Woman · Post by **This Woman** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:33 am

Hell no! We donâ€™t have a no nudity clause â€“ itâ€™s just one party. Iâ€™d love a CD march, rebellion, revolution? Works for me.

We missed the registration cutoff, but shooting for 5:00 E or F.

CFM, that looks tasty.

Leo · Post by **Leo** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:54 pm

Thought this would be a good time to bump this thread. Any more information on the BRC World Naked Bike Ride for 2010?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:57 am

They canceled it....again.

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:51 am

Fire_Moose wrote:They canceled it....again.

It's still scheduled: http://earth.burningman.com/brc/2010/playa_event/2350/

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:02 am

I've been practising for bad advice theatre

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:29 am

I hope the Evil Vending Machine comes back.

You'd be good at that.