The Punjabi Dating Game
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The Punjabi Dating Game
The Punjabi Dating Game is a spinoff from the old Dating Game, that really awful game show from the '70's. It will be held Friday evening from 7:30 until 8:30. Ninzy, from Barbie Death Village, is the lovely bachelorette and we are looking for no fewer than three single Punjabi bachelors (she lives in London so you don't actually have to reside in India) to be our contestants. The contest will be held on the deep playa, complete with Burning Man-approved fireworks during and after the event. Then the lucky winner will accompany Ninzy in the Barbie Mobile Whorehouse to The Wall Street Burn where the lucky couple will be given laminents that will allow them to be part of the Inner Circle of the TWSB, be toasted with champagne, and afterwords head back to Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro to continue their date! A splendid time is guaranteed for all. Let us know through this forum if you would like to be part of this beautiful event. And we really do need Punjabi bachelors, and if they happen to be perhaps a doctor, so much the better.
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Dr. Pyro wrote:[..]Then the lucky winner will accompany Ninzy in the Barbie Mobile Whorehouse to The Wall Street Burn where the lucky couple will be given laminents that will allow them to be part of the Inner Circle of the TWSB, be toasted with champagne, and afterwords head back to Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro to continue their date![..]
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Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
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I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!
I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
Hard to believe there are no bachelors out there....Ninzy is a lovely bachelorette with a killer accent-curvy in all the right places with a dazzling smile. Is there really no-one game for the game?
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felony wrote:Hard to believe there are no bachelors out there....Ninzy is a lovely bachelorette with a killer accent-curvy in all the right places with a dazzling smile. Is there really no-one game for the game?
I think the qualifications have narrowed the field quite a bit, Felony. but the word might get out.
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I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
mgb327- Please stop by Barbie Death Camp early in the week and talk to doc or myself. Ideally the contestants would be Indian- but the Playa does not always provide and we improvise. It's a game. Maybe what she is really looking for is someone of Danish descent. We'll soon see.
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junglesmacks - I <3 you
Doc - If only more people from that part of the world would make it onto the playa. If only.. if only..
Hopefully you guys will find a few able body men for her to play with.
Doc - If only more people from that part of the world would make it onto the playa. If only.. if only..
Hopefully you guys will find a few able body men for her to play with.
I have a little bit of Savannah with me. Shhh...
Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
felony wrote:mgb327- Please stop by Barbie Death Camp early in the week and talk to doc or myself. Ideally the contestants would be Indian- but the Playa does not always provide and we improvise. It's a game. Maybe what she is really looking for is someone of Danish descent. We'll soon see.
Thanks Felony. I will mention it to Doc....might be interesting. I could impress her with my culinary skills...or sumpin'. *working on my call-center accent*
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
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mgb327 wrote:*working on my call-center accent*
errrr... Ninzy lives in England and I doubt she has an Indian accent.
Make sure you don't lose points over "call-center" jokes. You could practice Bollywood dance instead

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wh..sh wrote:mgb327 wrote:*working on my call-center accent*
errrr... Ninzy lives in England and I doubt she has an Indian accent.
Make sure you don't lose points over "call-center" jokes. You could practice Bollywood dance instead
This I understand, but the male contestants are supposed to be of Punjabi descent, hence the "accent" comment. I got the Bollywood dance down.....
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
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mgb327 wrote:I got the Bollywood dance down.....
But do you have the minimum required amount of backup dancers?
I have a little bit of Savannah with me. Shhh...
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
mgb327 wrote:I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....
hey, me too! Dane, and not a doctor...........
*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*
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ygmir wrote:mgb327 wrote:I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....
hey, me too! Dane, and not a doctor...........
*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*
Hey, me too! Dane Dame and not a doctor...
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ygmir wrote:*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*
Oooh... I see you bring some special qualifications to the game.
Now let's see you take that act downstage.
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"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
Dr. Pyro wrote:<bump>
I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!
Okay I'll take one for the team...
Since I'm not punjabi it will require a serious spray tan and my very very best accent.
I'm sure no one will be upset at all!
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catinthefunnyhat wrote:ygmir wrote:*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*
Oooh... I see you bring some special qualifications to the game.
Now let's see you take that act downstage.
*double twisting half gainer off diving board*
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In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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I am not Punjabi but I will have a Jhal Muri cart to bring.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
I'm going to send this link to our lovely bartender. He might be up for it, and he IS from India!
I'm not a slut, I'm good time floozy!
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And remember, the winner will get a lanyard that gets them into the "inner circle" of the Burn Wall Street burn that evening. That in and of itself is reason enough to enter. Oh, and Ninzy's pretty hot as well. Too bad I can't enter much less win.
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Dr. Pyro wrote:And remember, the winner will get a lanyard that gets them into the "inner circle" of the Burn Wall Street burn that evening. That in and of itself is reason enough to enter. Oh, and Ninzy's pretty hot as well. Too bad I can't enter much less win.
*runs out to get shoe polish*
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
Hold the phone - Doc Pyro's a lady?
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BoyScoutGirl wrote:Hold the phone - Doc Pyro's a lady?
But - but - mustache!

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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game
Dr. Pyro wrote:<bump>
I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!
I'm on it Doc! I'm from CouchBurnersCamp (couchsurfing) who has a large international community. AND! I believe we have a few lovely lads coming from India.
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"You speak english very well."'
The proper response is:
"So do you."
"You speak english very well."'
The proper response is:
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well not a Punjabi, but am an Indian from India who has been coming to burn for last 5 years. I am the bartender at camp retrofrolic at 730 and D. Do let me know If can be of help to you guy. Miss pink told me about you guys so I thought I would say Hi
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If not Punjabi, what are you?
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