Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Tolerance

[Finxiekins]

PLAYA BFFS FTW.

woop woop!! I'm sure I'll have my rainbow extensions back in by the time BM rolls around. we'll be like the rainbow bright twins hahaha[/quote]

Awesome! Gah! So excited to meet you. Also, I found a whole bunch of crazy hair ties and such at my house - Thinking about taking them to the playa and donating them to the spa.

[massagenut]

Just read that Barbie has been banned in Iran because she is a bad influence, along with Bart Simpson and his entire family. Here is the story. And I don't think they have even seen the burner Barbies. And the last time I checked, Barbie wasn't exactly 'anatomically correct' either.
TJ

The Islamic Republic's morality police, fighting "Western intoxication" as the dispute over nuclear technology has raised fears of war, last month went on a drive against Barbie.

The American doll's full figure and revealing wardrobe particularly offend Iran's leaders, who decree that women must be fully swathed in loose-fitting clothes in public. "Imports of all kinds of dolls that display full adult figures are banned because they promote Western culture," Farjoo said.

It was not clear in what regard the irreverent Simpsons family had offended Iranian regulations - most versions of the cartoon dolls are hardly anatomically accurate.

[MyDearFriend]

Bwahahahahaha, Doc! These are the same guys who claimed earthquakes are caused by exposing cleavage.

I would love to boob-quake those dudes to death. Doing my best, here, but so far it has not worked.

[Drawingablank]

Bwahahahahaha, Doc! These are the same guys who claimed earthquakes are caused by exposing cleavage.

I would love to boob-quake those dudes to death. Doing my best, here, but so far it has not worked.

So that's whats been causing these tremors lately. Keep up the good work.

[Kevinochi]

that's it...I saw her first !

Now now, you guys can fight over me on the playa. Instead of a mud fight, it's officially dust fight. And the referees need to drink vodka and point and laugh.

We're so in.

[bubbavic]

that's it...I saw her first !

Now now, you guys can fight over me on the playa. Instead of a mud fight, it's officially dust fight. And the referees need to drink vodka and point and laugh.

We're so in.

I want in on this action too! Dusty Battle Royale!

[Patsh]

I'll keep the vodkas filled, if I can watch!

[SquirrelHead]

that's it...I saw her first !

Now now, you guys can fight over me on the playa. Instead of a mud fight, it's officially dust fight. And the referees need to drink vodka and point and laugh.

I can point and laugh while drinking vodka, can I be a referee?

[ygmir]

I'll just point and laugh.

[jella]

now now....how did this turn into a referee able event..I just wanted to get my hair washed

[ygmir]

now now....how did this turn into a referee able event..I just wanted to get my hair washed

I thought it was all about rainbows, Jella.

[jella]

well the rainbow was gonna come later ..I gotta see how she does with Hair first .

[ygmir]

watch her closely, changing hairstyles can make a huge difference.

[jella]

[massagenut]

More Barbie NEWS.... Just saw this online. New York fashion week hosted a big party with real models showcasing the classic outfits of Barbie over the years. Unfortunately I didn't see any mention of the Black Rock City Barbie outfits. There was a wonderful quote though.. Doc will like this one:

Steven Stolman, president of the home decor and accessories line Scalamandre, is known more for his signature zebra prints than the Barbie he was asked to style as a member of the Council of Fashion Designers of America several years ago. He chose a little black number.
"We tracked it down in a Target in Milwaukee," said Stolman, whose two older sisters were Barbie fans growing up.
Among girls growing up with Barbie, who didn't spend at least some time during the impressionable years styling or dyeing the doll's hair?
But what did Stolman do?
What brothers are supposed to, of course: "I used to pull Barbie's head off."

He'd make a good addition to BDC!!

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/46352471/ ... za8f9XjF8E

[MisaBlue]

DAVID LACHAPELLE, WOULD BE MARTYR AND 72 VIRGINS

[maryanimal]

DAVID LACHAPELLE, WOULD BE MARTYR AND 72 VIRGINS

Wow Misa, is that a new piece of art for the burn? Can we climb on it??

[International Incident]

Shakes head at above image. Brilliant.

Tunes for the art car/truck.

I only jumped on the Barbie mobile A couple of times last year. Music seems important. I can create a few playlists - I have mega amounts of music - just no dub step or anything that has been in the top ten for the past 5+ years (but I can access the tunes for the young folk).

What tunes do you want people! My old iPod will be filled with your requests.

[MisaBlue]

Shakes head at above image. Brilliant.

Tunes for the art car/truck.

I only jumped on the Barbie mobile A couple of times last year. Music seems important. I can create a few playlists - I have mega amounts of music - just no dub step or anything that has been in the top ten for the past 5+ years (but I can access the tunes for the young folk).

What tunes do you want people! My old iPod will be filled with your requests.

Can I love you even more?

[Dr. Pyro]

May I respectfully request anything BUT dubstep? Like there isn't enough of that already on the playa. What we ought to consider is for the Tuesday night art truck party on the open playa, what kind of music would make a good party theme? For that I would welcome anything that makes a party a party. Except karaoke to Abba. We have to draw the line somewhere I suppose.

[ygmir]

May I respectfully request anything BUT dubstep? Like there isn't enough of that already on the playa. What we ought to consider is for the Tuesday night art truck party on the open playa, what kind of music would make a good party theme? For that I would welcome anything that makes a party a party. Except karaoke to Abba. We have to draw the line somewhere I suppose.

*takes off blonde wig, throws in on the ground kicks dirt and shuffles off....small tear on cheek, "you are the dancing queen...........*

[Lassen Forge]

Either New Country, or Red Army Chorus.

[Mojojita]

Bagpipes

[International Incident]

Either New Country, or Red Army Chorus.

We will have to get some soviet sounds to play for you Bay Bridge Sue (oh look that rhymes)

Although I reckon one song of soviet sounds might be enough... No Russian Death metal though. I draw the line at that.

[International Incident]

May I respectfully request anything BUT dubstep? Like there isn't enough of that already on the playa. What we ought to consider is for the Tuesday night art truck party on the open playa, what kind of music would make a good party theme? For that I would welcome anything that makes a party a party. Except karaoke to Abba. We have to draw the line somewhere I suppose.

My ipod is programmed to explode (and take down everyone within 5 mtrs) if it plays dubstep, nickleback, or rap or coldplay.

[International Incident]

Can I love you even more?

No more than I love you

[ygmir]

Either New Country, or Red Army Chorus.

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[International Incident]

Bagpipes

well of course. is there a special tune you would like? Will you be joining us in a kilt for the occasion. We are only doing bagpipes if you wear mime playing them while wearing a kilt and talk in a silly scottish accent (that's not too much to ask is it?)

[theCryptofishist]

I suddenly realize that if I had any Abba, I'd have to include it on my "Nordic" play list. Then it could be played back to back with Finntroll, and that might warp the space/time continuum...

Either New Country, or Red Army Chorus.

Limpopo, Limpopo, Limpopo... Failing them, Leningrad Cowboys...
In fact you could make a playlist of unlikely covers of Stairway...
I kinda like Svet, but I know next to nothing about him because I just have one album--in Cyrillic, so he could be Serbian for all I know.

[MisaBlue]

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