The 1st & Last Annual Jim Jones Kool-Aid Stand.

[Lassen Forge]

"here, have some castor bean soup"

I know, I know, temps above 120 destroy ricin.....but, a little poetic license here seems ok....

Mmmm... Beans and Ricin - can I have some Sulfur Mustard with that?

[ygmir]

"here, have some castor bean soup"

I know, I know, temps above 120 destroy ricin.....but, a little poetic license here seems ok....

Mmmm... Beans and Ricin - can I have some Sulfur Mustard with that?

*mixing ammonia and bleach* dang, this'll have to do..............

[Lassen Forge]

I heard if you pour ammonium sulfate into the tank of your semi, it will clean out your injectors...

[ygmir]

I heard if you pour ammonium sulfate into the tank of your semi, it will clean out your injectors...

with a bang......
though, I'm not sure it's not ammonium nitrate.........and, ammonium perchlorate, may be a great substitute............

[Lassen Forge]

You're right... It was either Nitrate or Perchlorate. Ummm, maybe it was Phosphorus Trichloride? Dash of sodium Carbide for flavor... Heat, stir, and serve.

(Ummm... maybe I shouldn't have dropped out of 4th grade chemistry...)

That's OK, I'll stick with the scent of Geraniums... just ask Jerry.

[ygmir]

ok, ok.......NI3.........it's all I got...........what a party favor, though.

[Kontradiction]

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg....i fucking love it.....you made my morning, and gave me an idea for some guerilla art projects involving some sticky labels, and a grocery store...



i am so stealing this and cross posting it everywhere...should reach viral-ocity by halloween.


i love it when people take the ball and RUN!!!

My pleasure.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

[moonrise]

Just pick a flovor we can live with will ya'?!

[Simon of the Playa]

there was a little social engineering experiment i did one year during a popular street festival here in town...there was a huge garage sale and in front of the house , directly across the sidewalk i put a large ladder, large enough to even walk under easily.

i then counted those that would and those that wouldnt, not counting children who were holding hands of a parent and had no choice.

or dogs, they're not very superstitious.

anyway, the results were almost EXACTLY divided 50-50.

Now, the question is, when confronted on the playa by some fucko who looks like Jim, Talks like Jim, and even offers up the Kool-Aid, who will take the drink? and who wont.

of course, it could be laced, but, do you trust the man in the white suit and the dark sunglasses when he tells you to drink? its just a Joke? RIght?....seriously....its just Kool-Aid....i swear...


any postulations as to percentages?

[Roberto Dobbisano]

make it Bacon Flavored and all of these dumb schmu....I MEAN BURNERS will drink it no matter WHAT you end up spiking it with...


duh.

[Ugly Dougly]

I'll bet Doctor Zimbardo is not happy about your antics.

[Simon of the Playa]

phil said it was cool as long as we film it.

he's got a bob crane thing, i dont want to talk about it.

[ygmir]

[theCryptofishist]

It just scares me that you guys know aobut Zimbardo.

Nerds! Morbid nerds, true, but nerds!

[Simon of the Playa]

well we basically sit around all day thinking of new ways to viciously warp the minds of all the people who ever picked on us.

all of them. every single one...


i digress.

[Ugly Dougly]

He speaks to me every night through a radio in my nose.

[theCryptofishist]

I think you mean your beak.

[Bin Noddin]

More like a bill, actually

[ygmir]

like that has any chance of passing the house..........

[Simon of the Playa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCnOpmbJQQ

[Roberto Dobbisano]

design for the 2012 temple...

[H.G.Crosby]

yeah, they hate tom otterness too...

[mustangbob]

Simon you crack me up. I have always enjoyed reading your posts.

I am surprised some people are offended by your theme camp idea. This is after all Burningman.

By the way, I think one of the flavors should be Guiana Berry.

[Kontradiction]

Simon you crack me up. I have always enjoyed reading your posts.

I am surprised some people are offended by your theme camp idea. This is after all Burningman.

By the way, I think one of the flavors should be Guiana Berry.

I vote Guantanemo (sp.?) Berry-

[theCryptofishist]

Simon you crack me up. I have always enjoyed reading your posts.

I am surprised some people are offended by your theme camp idea. This is after all Burningman.

By the way, I think one of the flavors should be Guiana Berry.

I vote Guantanemo (sp.?) Berry-

I think you mean Guantava

[ygmir]

Simon you crack me up. I have always enjoyed reading your posts.

I am surprised some people are offended by your theme camp idea. This is after all Burningman.

By the way, I think one of the flavors should be Guiana Berry.

I vote Guantanemo (sp.?) Berry-

I think you mean Guantava

Guanoberry?

[theCryptofishist]

I'm in love with that lid...

[ygmir]

I thought you'd like it.......knowing your obsession with bottle caps.
Somewhere, I have some "bat juice" stuff......my dad worked for the company when I was a kid.

[Simon of the Playa]

it all makes sense now.