Comrades... The Party now wish to announce beginning of conscription for fighting season. Motherland requires dedicated followers of beloved despot to engage in effort staffing soviet outpost of APOKILIPTIKA this year at the Black Rock City. Conscripts instructed to peruse official politburo website http://www.apokiliptika.com for obtain further indoctrination.
While some item are to be in short supply, those comrades brave and willing to sign on early may to receive bonus for dedication, as well as early ability to direct legion foces this year. Like many item this day, those ertain allowances are perhaps available for very small number of core committee members who sacrifice blood and treasure for glorious campaign in the high desert of Nevada this coming Labor ay weekend.
Official Kantina of Soviet outpost will return - along with 24/7 propaganda radio station 'WTF' - professional photography of Comrade Sven in studio capture Burners in most glorious Playa Gear - theater featuring latest in Soviet propaganda film sensations - Professional Camouflage Body Painting by newly turned Super Soviet agent, Comrade Jaime - Combo War and Drinking Game - Battle Shots - with comrade ABear - traditional cock ring tossing - Fascist Fashion Show by comrade Jena and much more good times as always.
Outpost strategically located at the road of 3 and the A. Will be dusty. Bring toughness - though you are DOOMED!