Fertility?

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:46 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:FUR-TILITY!

Thank you Simon!!!!!!!!!! Now I know what to do with this theme...heheh...not kidding

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:20 am

the essence of furtility?

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:02 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

They're really not kidding.

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:38 am

ROFL!!! BBD that's wonderful, now favorited and shared

(Tiahaar is guilty of trekkie, furry, and bowling nuttiness though not all at once *snicker*)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:34 pm

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:46 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

I want a body suit like the ones they have under there fur

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:48 pm

form follows function.

Furtilikilts(tm), practical fashion for tool-totin' sparkle ponies.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:36 pm

Maybe I should offer free vasectomies.

Packoderm · Post by **Packoderm** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:33 pm

I pretty much ignored the Metropolis theme. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to ignore yet another one if this next one is indeed "Fertility." The Rites of Passage was a good one.

Maybe instead of a man, they could have an egg that gets impregnated by a sperm on a festive night event such as Tuesday. Would they burn the fetus on Saturday?

juloxx · Post by **juloxx** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:44 am

I like this theme so much, ima go take it outside the middle school and get it pregnant

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:52 am

Something about a smirk makes me want to get out my baseball bat...Ahem! However...

Kokopelli is a fertility deity, usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player (often with a huge phallus and feathers or antenna-like protrusions on his head), who has been venerated by some Native American cultures in the Southwestern United States. Like most fertility deities, Kokopelli presides over both childbirth and agriculture. He is also a trickster god and represents the spirit of music.

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:38 pm

Look like Lady GaGa got the memo on this years BM. Only 268 days off though.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:00 pm

Didn't she wear that to the royal wedding?

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:46 pm

What is wrong with her wrist?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:03 pm

\
Planed Parenthood Theme camp

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:10 pm

All I see in that picture is a quite delightful breeze..

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:11 pm

AntiM wrote:What is wrong with her wrist?

That's the implant.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:18 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:00 pm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11- ... -time-do-n

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:02 pm

Not Safe for Work, that one above. Just so y'all know.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:49 pm

wow...that is big wtf

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:55 pm

I'm looking for a cast iron frying pan with la Virgen de Guadalupe set in relief so I can make MIRACULOUS grilled cheese for teh masses! We already wanted to leverage Marian Iconography for the Burn, so Fertility as a theme should work well. We're virgins; she's a virgin - type of thing.

Knotch · Post by **Knotch** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:00 pm

For those who still don't believe that Fertility 2.0 is the theme for 2012, the cut and paste below is from the BM email I received today confirming ticket purchase:

Purchasing Information:
Event Pass - Aug 27, 2012 - Sep 3, 2012
Burning Man 2012
@ Fertility 2.0 - , Black Rock City, NV

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:05 pm

So we can expect multitudinous octomoms?

BurningDaylight · Post by **BurningDaylight** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:13 pm

Knotch wrote:For those who still don't believe that Fertility 2.0 is the theme for 2012, the cut and paste below is from the BM email I received today confirming ticket purchase:

Purchasing Information:
Event Pass - Aug 27, 2012 - Sep 3, 2012
Burning Man 2012
@ Fertility 2.0 - , Black Rock City, NV

Yeah, I got the same thing. What gives? Oh, and see you on the playa!!

Scout_CampYnot · Post by **Scout_CampYnot** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:05 pm

Camp Contraception. It's bound to happen...

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:32 pm

I can see all kinds of interesting libations being offered at the bar for In Vitro Camp!

A Camp Dilation and Curretage for the contrarians out there is a shoe-in.

BurningDaylight · Post by **BurningDaylight** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:29 am

We had an absinthe flavor at our bar a couple years back one of our campmates made with coffee and cream. It tasted fine, but the cream would separate out in clumps and it just looked like a big bottle of semen.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:24 pm

Camp idea brainstorm for camp:
Large artificial flowers placed all over the playa. Pick up your bee costume at honeycomb camp. The bee that visits the largest number of flowers "wins".

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