The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
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The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Make sperm out of q-tips.
Draw eggs on your golf cart.
Carry a tape loop about teeming millions of cod.
There must be other ideas that take a moment's thought and five minutes execution.
Draw eggs on your golf cart.
Carry a tape loop about teeming millions of cod.
There must be other ideas that take a moment's thought and five minutes execution.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
fill your spray bottle with half and half.
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Fill a baby bottle with white russians?
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Nice. Of course, you could always find some John Bircher Burners and fill your bottle with Red Russians and leave it under their bed. But that's a little too involved...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
smoke generator that puffs out sperm shaped smoke.
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
i was thinking about going around with a fine sewing needle and poking holes in all the condoms i find, very neatly of course, so as to avoid detection of any tampering.
it's kinda like catholic terrorism, or what mormons do instead of bashing mailboxes.
its my gift to the playa.
it's kinda like catholic terrorism, or what mormons do instead of bashing mailboxes.
its my gift to the playa.
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Simon, you are a true asshole and my hero of the EplayaSimon of the Playa wrote:i was thinking about going around with a fine sewing needle and poking holes in all the condoms i find, very neatly of course, so as to avoid detection of any tampering.
it's kinda like catholic terrorism, or what mormons do instead of bashing mailboxes.
its my gift to the playa.
Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Shove a pillow under your shirt and sit in camp and demand for spicey food to eat,and then complain about everything.....
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
My Idea is To dress like Cindy Lauper.shykat wrote:Shove a pillow under your shirt and sit in camp and demand for spicey food to eat,and then complain about everything.....
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With the disco ball Belly!
HAWT!
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Simon of the Playa wrote:http://www.illuminatiorder.info/isis-d.htm
my eyes are forever burned after trying to read the text in the middle of this page... http://www.illuminatiorder.info/smaragdina23.htm
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Fill birth control pill cases with tic tacs or pez.
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
I figure after seeing this ad Durexx is a progressive company.
So I called the 1-800 number on the back, and asked them if they could make me a take a number condom dispenser. I was offering them a chance to sponsor me. Tattoo space and all.
Did they? Nooooooooo!
They said that thay ar'nt that kinda company...
WTF?
So I called the 1-800 number on the back, and asked them if they could make me a take a number condom dispenser. I was offering them a chance to sponsor me. Tattoo space and all.
Did they? Nooooooooo!
They said that thay ar'nt that kinda company...
WTF?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Hah.knowmad wrote:I figure after seeing this ad Durexx is a progressive company.
So I called the 1-800 number on the back, and asked them if they could make me a take a number condom dispenser. I was offering them a chance to sponsor me. Tattoo space and all.
Did they? Nooooooooo!
They said that thay ar'nt that kinda company...
WTF?
Since it is Fertility 2.0 we could rig up one of these with condoms in the eggs.
I used to love them as a kid.

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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Our first year we camped with a camp called Baby Batter Camp
They served a shot called a Baby Batter. It was Irish Cream like Baily's and Peppermint Schnapps if memory serves me correctly.
They were very very tasty!
They served a shot called a Baby Batter. It was Irish Cream like Baily's and Peppermint Schnapps if memory serves me correctly.
They were very very tasty!
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
VultureChow!!
That is an excellent Idea! Rumor has it that another e-plyan likes running around with condoms and needles.. no good..
I like this!
Is it for real? do you want/need help?
PM Me.
That is an excellent Idea! Rumor has it that another e-plyan likes running around with condoms and needles.. no good..
I like this!
Is it for real? do you want/need help?
PM Me.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
knowmad wrote:VultureChow!!
That is an excellent Idea! Rumor has it that another e-plyan likes running around poking condoms with needles.. no good..
I like this!
Is it for real? do you want/need help?
PM Me.
the pope said i could.
Simon of the Playa wrote:
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I knew it!Simon of the Playa wrote:knowmad wrote:VultureChow!!
That is an excellent Idea! Rumor has it that another e-plyan likes running around poking condoms with needles.. no good..
I like this!
Is it for real? do you want/need help?
PM Me.
the pope said i could.
Simon of the Playa wrote:
I knew the pope was a burner. Just look at his shoes:
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knowmad wrote:VultureChow!!
That is an excellent Idea! Rumor has it that another e-plyan likes running around with condoms and needles.. no good..
I like this!
Is it for real? do you want/need help?
PM Me.
I sent you a pm, but the long and short of it is, I can handle everything except the power. (it turns out there's a machine for sale at a good price near me)
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I happen to love that chicken. Please tell me that a chicken will be involved.VultureChow wrote:knowmad wrote:VultureChow!!
That is an excellent Idea! Rumor has it that another e-plyan likes running around with condoms and needles.. no good..
I like this!
Is it for real? do you want/need help?
PM Me.
I sent you a pm, but the long and short of it is, I can handle everything except the power. (it turns out there's a machine for sale at a good price near me)
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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And we all know you are a slave to the Vatican. Papist!Simon of the Playa wrote:knowmad wrote:VultureChow!!
That is an excellent Idea! Rumor has it that another e-plyan likes running around poking condoms with needles.. no good..
I like this!
Is it for real? do you want/need help?
PM Me.
the pope said i could.
Simon of the Playa wrote:
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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I Concur The Chicken Must stay.theCryptofishist wrote:I happen to love that chicken. Please tell me that a chicken will be involved.VultureChow wrote:knowmad wrote:VultureChow!!
That is an excellent Idea! Rumor has it that another e-plyan likes running around with condoms and needles.. no good..
I like this!
Is it for real? do you want/need help?
PM Me.
I sent you a pm, but the long and short of it is, I can handle everything except the power. (it turns out there's a machine for sale at a good price near me)
A Cocks coqs!
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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I'm trying to calm myself, but I'm having major nostalgia cravings right now. I loved that machine growing up, and I could get one right now. I'm almost to the point of getting it just to have even if I can't get it out to the playa.theCryptofishist wrote: I happen to love that chicken. Please tell me that a chicken will be involved.
This is the one for sale:
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I like the fact that after you watch that video they offer up a sea turtle laying eggs as a choice on youtube. A little unclear on the concept, there.
The sound was a little muddy. Were the vocalizations a cackle or a crow? (Maybe you could hook it up to one of those children's toys that has a string and various pictures and makes noises to go with each animal...)
The sound was a little muddy. Were the vocalizations a cackle or a crow? (Maybe you could hook it up to one of those children's toys that has a string and various pictures and makes noises to go with each animal...)
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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theCryptofishist wrote:I like the fact that after you watch that video they offer up a sea turtle laying eggs as a choice on youtube. A little unclear on the concept, there.
The sound was a little muddy. Were the vocalizations a cackle or a crow? (Maybe you could hook it up to one of those children's toys that has a string and various pictures and makes noises to go with each animal...)
It's a bawk bawk clucking sound.
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Good. Although the rooster would have had soem sort of backwards, genderfcuk charm.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The Lazy Eplayan's Guide To Fertility 2.0
Offer Jergens moisturizer as a gift on the playa ... from a turkey baster. Fertility 2.0, voila!
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bahahahaha - eeeeew.48_love wrote:Offer Jergens moisturizer as a gift on the playa ... from a turkey baster. Fertility 2.0, voila!
Smile, who cares if you don't have all your teeth.
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Can I just skip the whole fertility thing and bring a box or two of condoms?
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I've given up on Fertility. Someone in one of the dreaded ticket threads said that we should all get lotto ball costumes. My crazy brain took off with that one, but I turned it into BIG LIGHT UP LOTTO BALLS on sticks. Kinda like the jellyfish from last year.
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