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OK, if the hitch is also attached at the axle, that helps a great deal. (Impossible to see in the picture.) Now you have two or three inches of leverage instead of zero. Still, with such a long arm from the axle to the Heim joint, the steel itself could bend, so I would install braces from the luggage rack to near the Heim joint.
Otherwise I love your setup.
Otherwise I love your setup.
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That's what I was looking at and wondered why you didn't use the same square tube on the bike as you used on the trailer. 
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oops more porn[img][/img]
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Clyde's frame..
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You should figure out how to put a comfy seat up on those handlebars, because it could turn out pretty well depending on who's sitting there.
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American Boyfriend got this little lady off Craigslist for me the other day.

I had been planning on cladding my bike with MDF in the shape of a cloud with a rainbow and sun behind but I think I like this frame too much to hide it. Looking forward to decorating her and taking her for a spin once I'm stateside next month!

I had been planning on cladding my bike with MDF in the shape of a cloud with a rainbow and sun behind but I think I like this frame too much to hide it. Looking forward to decorating her and taking her for a spin once I'm stateside next month!
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That looks like a good bike... Good wide seat.. Have the bearing checked and lubed.. Bring a inner tube the size of your bike tire..If you do not have a flat.. Donate the tube to a playa bike repair camp.. Or find a repair camp and pay forward with the inner tube.
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Check this shit out, from a current ad for Burning Man bikes on Seattle Craigslist:
"Several mountain bikes that ride ok but have some paint defects or don't hit all the gears. They will work well in the black rock desert and you won't feel horrible leaving them behind. "
"Several mountain bikes that ride ok but have some paint defects or don't hit all the gears. They will work well in the black rock desert and you won't feel horrible leaving them behind. "
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There, fixed it for you.Captain Goddammit wrote:Check this shit out, from a current ad for Burning Man bikes on Seattle Craigslist:
"Several mountain bikes that ride ok but have some paint defects or don't hit all the gears. They will work well in the black rock desert and you won't feel horrible having them stolen. "
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That's so sad. This is why I have often harped on the importance of the "Burning Man ethos" -- how it is not OK to let everyone "burn their own way".Captain Goddammit wrote:... leaving them behind. "
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Just a heads-up for anyone near the Pullman WA / Moscow ID area...the Pullman Wal-Mart has a Dolomite sitting out front for $225. I'm really tempted but already have two Beasts modified with chopper bars etc, not sure if I'd be able to sell one in time. Plus, I'd have to be the gentleman and let my girlfriend ride the Dolomite.
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I hope you emailed them and told them offCaptain Goddammit wrote:Check this shit out, from a current ad for Burning Man bikes on Seattle Craigslist:
"Several mountain bikes that ride ok but have some paint defects or don't hit all the gears. They will work well in the black rock desert and you won't feel horrible leaving them behind. "
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Well I took the tandem around the block with Charlie today. It's assembled entirely of parts from "left behind" playa bikes.
It's only mocked up, I still have to completely disassemble every bit of it to clean, grease and oil everything. After it's all dialed in and riding smooth and right I'll blow it apart again and paint it.
It's only mocked up, I still have to completely disassemble every bit of it to clean, grease and oil everything. After it's all dialed in and riding smooth and right I'll blow it apart again and paint it.
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I wish I had a photo focused specifically on my trusty playa bike, because I love it. Picked it up at a pawn shop for about $25 in preparation for the Burn in 2012, lit it up, and decorated the spokes with pantone cards snagged from Home Despot and my "No Pants Dance" underwear flag. Seen here ironically just before I was gifted some vintage lesbian porn in return for helping these lovely ladies set up their Inconvenience Store.
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I've seen the pantone thing done before, it's super cool!
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Discovered bad bearings on a multi bike.. The frame is already cut and mounted..
The bearing are in the rear crank that serves as a drive line.. After pulling the crank and not finding bearing that fit.. Will set pillow blocks with the shaft running through the old crank hole.. Forgot to look before leaping..
Have a bike and a trike playa ready.. Now to finish the art sculpture trike..
The bearing are in the rear crank that serves as a drive line.. After pulling the crank and not finding bearing that fit.. Will set pillow blocks with the shaft running through the old crank hole.. Forgot to look before leaping..
Have a bike and a trike playa ready.. Now to finish the art sculpture trike..
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I've got another idea where the drive shaft can go, depending on where you sit on the thing.
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Does anyone have photos, or know how to create and mount animal shapes cut from cardboard to a bike. Like a cow, camel, etc...?
Thanks!
Thanks!
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I googled, How to draw a camel.. downloaded what I liked and printed it.. But I have an enlarger projector..Robishop wrote:Does anyone have photos, or know how to create and mount animal shapes cut from cardboard to a bike. Like a cow, camel, etc...?
Thanks!
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I like the idea of dozens of people making camel bikes and riding around in caravans ;o)Robishop wrote:Does anyone have photos, or know how to create and mount animal shapes cut from cardboard to a bike. Like a cow, camel, etc...?
Thanks!
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We have made, and will bring to gift, a few hundred PlayaScarves. This is the proposed method for us to carry/display them while pedaling about. It is still a work in progress and just might be improved upon in the visual sense.
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Smilemore,
Great idea with the scarves, hope to see you peddling them!
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Great idea with the scarves, hope to see you peddling them!
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Smilemore,
Do you do custom orders? My bike wheel wants a bespoke scarf...
Do you do custom orders? My bike wheel wants a bespoke scarf...
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Why NOT reinvent the wheel?
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Of course we do ... in fact all of our orders are "custom" ... and as we are our only customers to date, we make them exactly as we like!Cranky wrote:Smilemore,
Do you do custom orders? My bike wheel wants a bespoke scarf...
PM me with an idea of what you are thinking about and I'll let you know what we can do. Cheers!
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My bike is not as cool as all the other ones in this thread but it is the coolest bike on my block.


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A shot from last year, gotta re-stock this bad boy.
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Amateur bike porn?TT120 wrote:My bike is not as cool as all the other ones in this thread but it is the coolest bike on my block.
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TT120, how'd you attached those LEDs to the rims?
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The wires are thin and I wrapped them around every other spoke and used a dab of hot glue to hold it in place. I fully expect the glue to fail and I'm pretty sure it will stay in place even if it does but, if not, I'll be prepared to fix it with some quick set epoxy. I was trying to avoid epoxy if I can so it's not such a permanent thing but I'll do whatever I gotta do on Playa.BoyScoutGirl wrote:TT120, how'd you attached those LEDs to the rims?
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HA! Yup. My mom would be so proud......theCryptofishist wrote:Amateur bike porn?TT120 wrote:My bike is not as cool as all the other ones in this thread but it is the coolest bike on my block.
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