Oh, CfM, you vixen...C.f.M. wrote: But I'm not very hairy, just very lazy.
Shave your balls NOW !!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
No Nair on balls.
No no no!
Don't wear that short of short shorts!
Wax. It's warm, gooey, and feels nice... until it doesn't.
No no no!
Don't wear that short of short shorts!
Wax. It's warm, gooey, and feels nice... until it doesn't.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Random story: On Diego Garcia, the barracks each had one small laundry room, maybe three or four washers and a couple dryers. Oppressively hot in there, after all, we were damn near on the equator. I'd do laundry with a friend, and we'd hang out in the lounge shooting pool until time to go load the dryers, then again when the clothes were dry. We'd go back, and our wet clothes would be on top of the dryers, while someone else's clothes ere tumbling. WTF? We knew who it was, his name was on his fucking uniforms. When we confronted him, he denied it. Uh-huh. Right. There was a next time, and a next. So we came prepared with a bottle of ordorless Nair, which was also colorless. (Do they still make it that way?) We rubbed it into the crotch of every single pair of his tighty whities and tossed them back in the dryer with only a few minutes to go.
He went to sick call a couple days later. Never did touch our clothes again.
He went to sick call a couple days later. Never did touch our clothes again.
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AntiM, I sometimes wish I knew you back in those olden days, and other times I am so glad I didn't! 
Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
AntiM will be offering her ball shaving techniques to all comers this year at burning man 2012.
bring a "scraper".
bring a "scraper".
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NOPE, she tried last year and I ran like hell.

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AntiM wrote:Random story: Blahblahblah. Never did touch our clothes again.
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My friend says I should get mine waxed at a salon.
I told her:
1) She's never seen em and never will so what's she doing thinking about my balls...
2) I kind of look young but my balls will look like I'm 12 again both in lack of hair and diminutive size...
And 3) I'm not that into pain. I mean I like a good deal of it but that would pretty much suck balls...
I told her:
1) She's never seen em and never will so what's she doing thinking about my balls...
2) I kind of look young but my balls will look like I'm 12 again both in lack of hair and diminutive size...
And 3) I'm not that into pain. I mean I like a good deal of it but that would pretty much suck balls...
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Use lemon honey. Let it dry for 8 hours and then rip it off. Painfull but a nice smell afterwards!
Be bold enough to let your thoughts take wing ... )'(
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Dropman wrote:Use lemon honey. Let it dry for 8 hours and then rip it off. Painfull but a nice smell afterwards!
Ummmmmm........no
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That wouldn't work for me as I live on an anthill.
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If you're ever ready to give it a shot there's one in PDX that I HIGHLY recommend.Foxfur wrote:My friend says I should get mine waxed at a salon.
I told her:
1) She's never seen em and never will so what's she doing thinking about my balls...
2) I kind of look young but my balls will look like I'm 12 again both in lack of hair and diminutive size...
And 3) I'm not that into pain. I mean I like a good deal of it but that would pretty much suck balls...
She lets a group of us guys pile into her waxing studio strip down and drink heavily while we each take our turn getting back to nature.
(You know, now that I see it written out it looks kinda gross. Nevermind.)
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I wonder if all these new people showing up looking for answers are aware of the the importance of truly being prepared?
they don't cover this stuff in the first timer's guide, ya' know?
they don't cover this stuff in the first timer's guide, ya' know?
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Ya gotta wonder if that's where the term "sour puss" came fromDropman wrote:Use lemon honey. Let it dry for 8 hours and then rip it off. Painfull but a nice smell afterwards!
I know I know
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yah know, Jella.......I see you slipping more and more into perverted humor.......I so appreciate the company.jella wrote:Ya gotta wonder if that's where the term "sour puss" came fromDropman wrote:Use lemon honey. Let it dry for 8 hours and then rip it off. Painfull but a nice smell afterwards!
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Burning Man isn't about the stuff you see when you get there ....it's about the people that brought that stuff there
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So it looks like I'll be sitting at home watching the Camp Envy webcam. Did I shave my balls for this?
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If you plan on sitting on a leather couch for any amount of time, I would.
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you said those were just "us" pics......................
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I'm so posting this to isanyoneup.com
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Yeah "Us", as in Me, You and Eplaya!ygmir wrote:knowmad wrote:[img]snipped[/img]
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How does one even do a search for that? [nevermind... I don't wanna know,lol]knowmad wrote:
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I searched google for : hair bikini picturesmoonrise wrote:How does one even do a search for that? [nevermind... I don't wanna know,lol]knowmad wrote:
this was the first link that came up: Oddly enough they all look like little burning man guys LOL
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Should I show my baseball sized ball of pube hair that I've been collecting for the last 4 years?
You laugh.. but..
You laugh.. but..
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That's OK, Simon keeps his in a 30 gallon Burlap sack under the bed....and that is just THIS year's trimmings.
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and he uses a hedge clipper!oneeyeddick wrote:That's OK, Simon keeps his in a 30 gallon Burlap sack under the bed....and that is just THIS year's trimmings.
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