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ZaphodBurner
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Post by ZaphodBurner » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:14 pm

mdmf007 wrote: Friday I am going to hold everyone up at gunpoint and make them stay.
Fuckityfuckfuckfuck! EVERY time I think I have a killer idea, somebody else is already planning it!


By the way, it's okay to come alone on the playa. Just don't do it out in the open or the police will bust you, and if you do it in your tent, try not to make a bunch of noise. Or make a bunch of noise, whatever. If you do, unzip your tent and randomly throw out a severed mannequin head or something. You could also make a tape recording of, like a 300-person porn orgy and blare it from your little tent and then when you're done, crawl out like you're about to die from exhaustion and if anybody sees you, just say "Jesus CHRIST! It's fucking CRAZY in there." Or just admonish them for spectating. You'll make friends, I promise.

(Or get arrested.)

((Try not to use a -real- head.))
"The Red Baron is smart.. He never spends the whole night dancing and drinking root beer.. "-The WWI Flying Ace

bw5783
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Location: Glendale, CA

Post by bw5783 » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:43 pm

if you still need a place to camp, don't forget Stag Camp. http://tribes.tribe.net/stagcamp2point0

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