center camp sex?

hunter42 · Post by **hunter42** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:14 pm

i've been to Diego Garcia, -("footprint in the sand").
the one thing it *didn't* have was "ladies". still a lot of lovin' going on non-the-less.

I was in the SeeBee's back in the 70's. There was no women there back then. Lot's of parting going on.

hunter42 · Post by **hunter42** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:14 pm

i've been to Diego Garcia, -("footprint in the sand").
the one thing it *didn't* have was "ladies". still a lot of lovin' going on non-the-less.

I was in the SeeBee's back in the 70's. There was no women there back then. Lot's of parting going on.

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 7:51 pm

"get a tent"

However, if you want to have a fistfight, or a grudgematch, sell tickets.
But don't block the view of the blows, especially for children.

That will be heartily approved of by all, particularly deputies.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:46 pm

Get A Tent

I would add

your own

KitchenGodDave · Post by **KitchenGodDave** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:57 pm

In 2000 we had a big rain storm so my girl and I stayed in our van for the night. The next morning we woke up - uh - frisky, so we got to it. It was like some bad seventies teen sex romp with the van a-rockin'. I guess we attracted a crowd, because when we finished and looked up there were lots of people looking in. One guy smiled and drew a heart in the dust in the window. It was really sweet and not creepy at all.

Now if I looked up at home and saw some people looking in, I would be freaked!

KGDave

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:33 pm

ignore the prudish advice you get here in the forums. do it in center camp - do it in the middle of the playa... "oh oh oh, it's against the law - you're breaking the LAW!" forget that - just do it.

sex isn't offensive. for those people who don't want to see it - stop staring. the only offensive part about sex in public at burningman are those people who get offended by it.

get over it.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:59 am

do you mind if I crap in your tent?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:02 am

As long as he's making the beast with two backs in your crapper, he hasn't a leg to stand on.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 6:58 pm

do you mind if I crap in your tent?

yes, sex = shit. i understand your issues now.

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:06 pm

Can I hurl feces in Center Camp?

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 3:49 am

sex isn't offensive. for those people who don't want to see it - stop staring. the only offensive part about sex in public at burningman are those people who get offended by it.

Thanks for that Bronco. Your Asshat certification is in the mail. You cinched it with your simplistic overview of the issue.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:36 am

You cinched it with your simplistic overview of the issue.

you can keep your asshat, isotopia. and please continue to complicate simple issues.
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Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:46 pm

and please continue to complicate simple issues.

Will do - though hopefully with less frequency when it comes to your boring posts.

Kissses

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:59 pm

Will do - though hopefully with less frequency when it comes to your boring posts.

Kissses

Just waht I was gonna say.

Hotspur · Post by **Hotspur** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 2:17 pm

There are so many places at Burning Man where you could have sex in public, indulging your exhibitionistic trends, without really imposing on people who don't want to see it, that it strikes me as sort of rude to turn center camp into a place like that, too...

There are plenty of camps on the Esplanade with discrete corners for all sorts of copulating, and in those places you're safer, legally (they're not public spaces in the same way CC is) and it's less likely that you'll offend somebody.

On the other hand, you know, if you can do it and nobody notices, and you clean up after yourself, who the hell cares? I just think that to the extent that any public space is reasonably "family friendly" at all hours, center camp is that space.

But, you know, DO clean up after yourself!

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:06 pm

But if a boxing match were scheduled for the center camp, protest would be zilcho. Got it.

thedrunkenmonkey · Post by **thedrunkenmonkey** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:17 pm

1. Light a pipe, put in a monocle, and wave the pipe, saying, "Good show, old bean!"
2. "Hey, do you mind if I videotape this? America's Funniest Home Videos will NEVER believe this."
3. "HOLY SHIT! I didn't know you were still having sex, Ron! How did that genital warts test come out?
4. "Oh my god, MOM? MOM, get off that man's cock!"
5. Go find a DJ who has a small portable stereo. Put on some porn soundtrack music. Scream, "WE NEED MORE GLYCERINE OVER HERE!"
6. "Wow. It's kind of like an industrial film on unnatural breeding between cousins, isn't it?"
7. "You know, erectile dysfunction is nothing to laugh at. *snort* *snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
8. "Whatever you do, right now, DON'T think of cottage cheese yeast infections."
9. "Hey, weren't you that guy at Jiffy Lube a little bit ago with the four furries in monkey suits?"
10. DEAR GOD, NO, PLEASE NO! PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T BREEDING!

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:24 pm

11-Stage an impromptu live commercial for "Enzyte".

Hotspur · Post by **Hotspur** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:27 pm

Steven bradford wrote:But if a boxing match were scheduled for the center camp, protest would be zilcho. Got it.

Well, you know, if people aren't selfish pricks about it, there's no reason why people who love Burning Man for the freedom and people who would rather not have sex rubbed in their faces can't get along.

All it requires is a little consideration from the exhibitionistic, and a little discretion from the non-voyeuristic.

Since when did freedom imply the absence of responsibility and consideration?

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 7:38 pm

Since the 2000 presidential election.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:17 am

Could I just SING bad porno music really loud?
Bow-chica-bow-bow. Chica-bow-bow

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:05 am

Hey actiongirl, you actually have a place that's designed for sex? Sounds great. Can i borrow it?

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:06 am

hey water boy, like the story.

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:08 am

hey antiM, What?

BurnScar · Post by **BurnScar** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 4:22 am

JezebelinHell wrote:Could I just SING bad porno music really loud?
Bow-chica-bow-bow. Chica-bow-bow

Only in front of mature audiences.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:01 pm

yes, sex = shit. i understand your issues now.

are you trying to tell me you have a problem with a natural bodily function? Perhaps I understand your issues now.

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:33 pm

Steven bradford wrote:But if a boxing match were scheduled for the center camp, protest would be zilcho. Got it.

I'm sure someone would have a problem with it...That's what Thunderdome is for.

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:14 am

What about furniture porn? Is that okay?
http://www.furnitureporn.com/

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:35 pm

Man, that's yesterday's news. Now it's all about doing this in public....

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:20 pm

thedrunkenmonkey wrote:1. Light a pipe, put in a monocle, and wave the pipe, saying, "Good show, old bean!"
2. "Hey, do you mind if I videotape this? America's Funniest Home Videos will NEVER believe this."
3. "HOLY SHIT! I didn't know you were still having sex, Ron! How did that genital warts test come out?
4. "Oh my god, MOM? MOM, get off that man's cock!"
5. Go find a DJ who has a small portable stereo. Put on some porn soundtrack music. Scream, "WE NEED MORE GLYCERINE OVER HERE!"
6. "Wow. It's kind of like an industrial film on unnatural breeding between cousins, isn't it?"
7. "You know, erectile dysfunction is nothing to laugh at. *snort* *snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
8. "Whatever you do, right now, DON'T think of cottage cheese yeast infections."
9. "Hey, weren't you that guy at Jiffy Lube a little bit ago with the four furries in monkey suits?"
10. DEAR GOD, NO, PLEASE NO! PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T BREEDING!

and please, don't forget the megaphone.

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