Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at all.

ohCarie · Post by **ohCarie** » Sun May 13, 2012 10:52 pm

An electric leaf blower works magic on the inside of an RV post-playa.

Having the windows open in the evening was delightful, the sounds, breeze, ahhhhh.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon May 14, 2012 1:52 am

If you use one in camp, you can blow dust all over your campmate's stuff and be the camp asshole.

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Mon May 14, 2012 5:20 am

Off topic! Hello?

The Tasmanian devil has an exceptionally strong bite for its size (average weight of 8 kg / 18 lb.) generating a force of over 553 N (1,220 lb).

Gonzo Frothwood · Post by **Gonzo Frothwood** » Tue May 15, 2012 6:23 pm

1. Kerosene burns, gasoline explodes.
2. Do NOT snort propane.
3. The DPW does not necessarily find you amusing.
4. Do not tackle bicycles.
5. Do not drink the "lemonade" in the bottle that's left in the porta-potties.
6. Any light at night is better than looking at the bottom of an art-car.
7. Fire is for looking at, it is not your mission to feel it.
8. If you're too stoned to think "I'm too stoned", then you're too stoned.
9. Walking around the Playa without a dirt-mask handy in the heat of the day is not fashionable.
10: If you are throwing up, you're doing it wrong.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue May 15, 2012 6:52 pm

When "tucking" it is best to to start from front to back.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:12 pm

shoving it in doesn't count.

Gonzo Frothwood · Post by **Gonzo Frothwood** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:13 pm

Tucking it in makes me look like a Ken doll.

1. 110 degree beer becomes self-opening.
2. If your food supply changes from green to brown, or brown to green, don't eat it.
3. Always check for paper when you need to drop a deuce.
4. Just because someone gifts you burritos and prune juice, doesn't mean you should accept it.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:26 pm

Only do one stupid thing at a time. If you're perhaps holding substances deemed illegal by the LEOs, don't set off fireworks. It's like if you're drunk, don't drive over the speed limit. But we do. And we get busted. So remember kids: Only do one stupid thing at a time.

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Tue May 15, 2012 9:06 pm

Miller Genuine Draft, Genesee, and Tecate still taste pretty good when left out in the sun. Pabst Blue Ribbon tastes like a slurry of chemicals when warm.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue May 15, 2012 9:12 pm

some people work better WHILE on acid.

let them.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue May 15, 2012 9:30 pm

If in doubt, consider half measures.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue May 15, 2012 10:26 pm

Sell.

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Wed May 16, 2012 12:24 am

1. I do not like my ears nibbled on during sex
2. Don't call baby rabbits bunnies. They get offended. They are called Kittens (thank you NPR)
3. Please make sure to clean your belly button daily and wash behind your ears
4. If you rub someones feet clockwise it will give them the shits if you rub counterclock wise it will back them up for a week.

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Wed May 16, 2012 4:17 am

The opposing molecular structure of a giant hornets' nest and of a brick are not a good mix.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed May 16, 2012 8:12 am

if it's grey, you probably shouldn't drink it.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed May 16, 2012 9:41 am

ABCC -- Always Be Colon Cleansing.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed May 16, 2012 10:29 am

Don't seal the container of loctite or it will fail.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed May 16, 2012 12:13 pm

Don't Call a Bunnie a rabbit; a rabbit is food, bunnies are for cutezies! feel free to interchange the spelling; Bunnies, Bunny orde kaninchen! This makes the bunny feel international and sophisticated, thus increasing their cuetability factor considerably. Also keep your Kanichen away from static electricity sources. While agreed it does look irresistibly adorable it annoys the bunnies and makes them feel clownish.

and always keep a close Eye on a half cocked bunny! Hare today Goon tomorrow!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 16, 2012 1:31 pm

How about hare? Is that a rabbit or a hare?

And you tell me that's not a bunny:

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Wed May 16, 2012 2:12 pm

No No No A baby Rabbit is called a kitten. An adult is a rabbit. a Hare is a type of rabbit. My gradfather before he past he took every animal out there and wrote what an adult was called, a baby was called, a group of two and a group of 3 or more. Is it so interesting. God he was such a smart man!

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed May 16, 2012 2:15 pm

Also a Bunny! in this case; a Brazilian Hare.

catinthefunnyhat · Post by **catinthefunnyhat** » Wed May 16, 2012 2:23 pm

I didn't think that bunnies moulted, but she seems to have outgrown her coat and shed some of it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 16, 2012 2:51 pm

Mange.

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Wed May 16, 2012 3:05 pm

nah thats photoshop duh! Blending tool gets rid of fur quite easy.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed May 16, 2012 3:09 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Mange.

bwhahaha

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed May 16, 2012 5:08 pm

if it is pointless(without a pointy end) how can it have a tip (pointy end)???

catinthefunnyhat · Post by **catinthefunnyhat** » Wed May 16, 2012 5:12 pm

EspressoDude wrote:if it is pointless(without a pointy end) how can it have a tip (pointy end)???

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 16, 2012 5:20 pm

EspressoDude wrote:if it is pointless(without a pointy end) how can it have a tip (pointy end)???

Wow! I wish I was smart like you.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Wed May 16, 2012 6:13 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:1. I do not like my ears nibbled on during sex
2. Don't call baby rabbits bunnies. They get offended. They are called Kittens (thank you NPR)
3. Please make sure to clean your belly button daily and wash behind your ears
4. If you rub someones feet clockwise it will give them the shits if you rub counterclock wise it will back them up for a week.

That's why hula-hooping gives me the shits!
Love yer mind

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 16, 2012 9:01 pm

EspressoDude wrote:if it is pointless(without a pointy end) how can it have a tip (pointy end)???

Oooh. This is a zen koan, isn't it?

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