Nude greeter's

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Nude greeter's

Post by Crankful » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:24 pm

I had the honor of being a naked greeter at this last burn and they took a group picture on Wednesday before the big wind shut down the gate and I was wondering if anyone has an idea how I can get one if one exists?

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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:35 pm

One what? A gate or some wind?
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BAS
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Post by BAS » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:08 pm

Naw, a nude greeter! :P
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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:15 pm

Why?
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so funny I forgot to laugh!

Post by Crankful » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:03 pm

a photo of the group not the gate or even more impossible the wind!

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Post by BAS » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:56 pm

Is it for blackmail or something...? :P
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Post by robbidobbs » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:06 am

I'm sure it was a great photo-op, but just get over it. You got to EXPERIENCE it.

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to look at in my dingy office

Post by Crankful » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:21 pm

I guess no ones has any idea but it was for the mammory (sp?)

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Post by AntiM » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:23 pm

Memory darling. You'd have to rustle up the photographer and so far,it sounds like no one here knows who took the photo.

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:09 am

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Quick Question

Post by cincarus » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:32 am

Hi,

I've never been to an event but my friends convinced me I have to go. I thought they were kidding me about some of the stuff that goes on.
Now I'm really sort of outgoing and sort of a talker, so they signed me up to be a greeter.

I'm cool with that. But you mentioned being a nude greeter! I thought they were kidding me! :D

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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:59 am

Naked greeters are shinier in the sun.

It is funny watching thier pain faces when the wind is whipping sand at thier nekkid bootys.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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You're friendlier naked!

Post by cincarus » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:15 am

I thought they were kidding me! Well, I'd say I can be more outgoing when I'm naked. Although I'm usually not naked in front of clothed people.

It sounds FUN and heck though! :D I should do THAT!

So my feeling a naked greeter is a friendly greeter! :D

Cindy

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Post by Boijoy » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:51 pm

I hope. (for your sake) that if your going to go around feeling naked greeters,, that they are friendly. :lol:
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"feeling" naked greeters?

Post by cincarus » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:38 pm

That puzzeled me for a sec!? :D

I just am more excited and outgoing when I'm naked.

In any case, I just LIKE being naked, it will be hot, so hey why wear clothes?

Now if the winds kick up I'll toss on stuff...sadly... but I'll keep safe with goggles and stuff.

Cindy :D

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Post by AntiM » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:42 pm

I thought they wanted greeters to have a least one year under their, um, belts.

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Post by phil » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:03 pm

> they took a group picture

Who is they? If BMOrg, ask there.

What's with the apostrophe?

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:49 am

phil wrote:
What's with the apostrophe?
Well you see Phil, the original poster was obviously referring to something that belonged to a nude greeter, since the apostrophe-s makes the word into possessive form.
Well... unless this is another case of someone who didn't pay attention in third grade... but I'll just assume the former.
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Post by Daddy-O » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:55 pm

It is nice to hear that you get excited when you are naked. That is a lot easier for a female than for a male because you see that, well you know why. :oops:
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Ohh YEAH

Post by cincarus » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:23 am

See there are advantages to being a girl! :D

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Post by Barbie » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:43 pm

Yea thats the Spirit I think Naked greeter day is Wen. - I'm also thinking Anti M is right about THEM wanting Greeters to have at least One Year under their Hats... You can always Come out to the Greeter area and work a Shift with Someone. Your First Year it's better just to be able TO HANG and not worry about riding your bike all the way to the greeter station- or being any WHERE on TIME!
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Post by wedeliver » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:25 am

This year there will be a new entry lane opened for experienced burners only. This lane will be worked by Virgin Greeters. Experienced burners know what to do with naked VIRGIN greeters.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:57 am

Care for a little culture shock with your morning tea?

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Post by cincarus » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:39 am

Barbie wrote:Yea thats the Spirit I think Naked greeter day is Wen. - I'm also thinking Anti M is right about THEM wanting Greeters to have at least One Year under their Hats... You can always Come out to the Greeter area and work a Shift with Someone. Your First Year it's better just to be able TO HANG and not worry about riding your bike all the way to the greeter station- or being any WHERE on TIME!
I don't mind just helping out! It would be fun! :D

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Post by cincarus » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:43 am

wedeliver wrote:This year there will be a new entry lane opened for experienced burners only. This lane will be worked by Virgin Greeters. Experienced burners know what to do with naked VIRGIN greeters.
That would be an interesting thought! :D

Just think who would be greeting whom? Hmmmm? :?: :D

And inexperience naked VIRGIN greeters don't mean they would be cullable just eager to enjoy to day :D

Cindy

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Post by Elliot » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:23 pm

:D
Greeting in reverse -- I like it. Arriving veterans could apply body paint to the rookie greeters, and by the end of a shift the greeter is fully painted.

Methinks that would be a good way to introduce BM art to "virgins", and on this basis it could be done as early as Monday.

Would take some organizing, though. And those greeters would need to have the paint and brushes at hand.
:D

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Post by phil » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:12 pm

I'm still waiting for a fast lane so those who don't want to be greeted can show our tickets, get our maps, be searched, and roll on through without the crap.

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Post by robotland » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:22 am

phil wrote:I'm still waiting for a fast lane so those who don't want to be greeted can show our tickets, get our maps, be searched, and roll on through without the crap.
You need the PLAYAPASS sticker on your windshield to be prominently displayed so that the barcode reader mounted in the clown head can scan it.

It's not the nekkid Greeters that bug me so much as it is the nekkid Gate people...my car had to take a shower after they were done "poking around".
*shudder*
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Re: Ohh YEAH

Post by Captain Goddammit » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:18 am

cincarus wrote:See there are advantages to being a girl! :D

Cindy
Yep... you can be naked almost anywhere and people love it!
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Post by Daddy-O » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:06 am

Being naked is great just be sure to wear an apron while cooking your bacon. Ouch, the grease splatters can really hurt sensitive areas.
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