Missing Anus; Will I Be OK at the Burn?

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Missing Anus; Will I Be OK at the Burn?

Post by flatlander13 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:24 pm

I woke up this morning and my anus was gone.......will I be OK at the Burn.....I mean; is there some kind of missing anus support group at Burning Man?

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:12 pm

actually flatlander, the ability to not have to shit for a whole week is a prized skill on the playa sometimes replicated by alot of oxy's or ONLY eating clif bars.

do not, i repeat DO NOT drink any coffee, as this will release a shitstorm of ungodly proportions at probably the worst time, like when you're stuck for 6 hours at exodus.

I would consider yourself one lucky burner.
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Re: Missing Anus; Will I Be OK at the Burn?

Post by ibdave » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:14 pm

flatlander13 wrote:I woke up this morning and my anus was gone.......will I be OK at the Burn.....I mean; is there some kind of missing anus support group at Burning Man?
You better find your Anus or find a new camp to park you Anusless ass in buddy.. :roll: :shock: :!:
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Post by golgotha-a-go-go » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:57 pm

But seriously... colostomy bag?
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Post by bs bob » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:42 pm

dude you can totally use mine i usually dont pinch too many loafes at burning man,which is ironic because the initials are bm,but its hard too poop there for some reason-this year im bringin grape juice and apples and granola and spinach,maybe we can start a camp regular

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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:14 am

or, go by camp N-M-Uh..............
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Post by phil » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:57 pm

Don't worry -- there are plenty of anuses on the playa.

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Post by Sail Man » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:09 pm

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Post by likwid » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:43 pm

I thinks pictures are necessary to be able to properly give you an answer.

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Post by ¡Niers! » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:04 am

Even though the porta-potties are totally nasty, one of my favorite things to do when I wake up at burning man is to take a big shit. It's kinda like gay sex but there's no painful first entry. When your done, no need to cuddle, you just clean up and walk away.
Cherish it.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:29 am

¡Niers! wrote: painful first entry.
Painful first entry ?

You are doing it WRONG !!!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:36 am

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Post by Da Mule » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:39 pm

I'm not missing!!!

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Post by ygmir » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:41 pm

your not anus...........
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Post by Sham » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:44 pm

Many people leave their spouces home. You should be fine without one. Trust me! :shock:

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Post by Da Mule » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:54 pm

ygmir wrote:your not anus...........
You mean anus doesn't =ass? PHEW!!!

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Post by ygmir » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:11 pm

Da Mule wrote:
ygmir wrote:your not anus...........
You mean anus doesn't =ass? PHEW!!!
no, I meant your name's not Anus.........
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:22 am

No, Farrah, you will not be okay at the burn.








and that's got to be one of the more f*cked up things I"ve said here.
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Post by ygmir » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:44 am

somewhat surprising, considering you own sensitivities, but, well said, non the less..........
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Post by Da Mule » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:48 am

ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote:
ygmir wrote:your not anus...........
You mean anus doesn't =ass? PHEW!!!
no, I meant your name's not Anus.........
A name? What's a name? Do I have a name? Does it hurt?

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Post by ygmir » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:53 am

Da Mule wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote: You mean anus doesn't =ass? PHEW!!!
no, I meant your name's not Anus.........
A name? What's a name? Do I have a name? Does it hurt?
no matter, you'd still smell as sweet......

I think I've found your answer, though..........

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Post by Da Mule » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:56 am

You promised to delete the pictures!!! LIAR! :oops:

Note to self: do NOT go back to the zoo.

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Post by ygmir » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:59 am

like I'm the only one with those pics..........you forget about your "comrades" in the pic........they sent pics and the story to Hustler.........

just because it looks like they're not paying attention.........well, they had a "hoof-cam", as you may recall............
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