Ya, ya, ya....or, better, submit yourself to the fucking hack that did my vasectomy. Been a couple 'o years and I still get the shrinkies whenever I remember how that sad MF brought me up off the table numerous times tying off my vasa deferentia (sidebar: hey, do I get extra points for using a term whose plural is way different from singular?). Each time he "claimed" to be giving me more anesthetic. Sadistic fuck; special place for people like him.
Shave nicks & rashes pale in comparison, unless you're using a wood plane to do the deed.
Oh, and its not that I don't heartily recommend vasectomies for any of you males in need of some more permanent relieving of potential obligations.........jes get yerself a good cutter to do the work.
"Yes, but is it art?" "No, Art is over there, on the couch."