Handcuffs as a ball lock ?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:38 am

I'm thinking of using handcuffs as a ball lock. Easy to put on and off. Key around neck and spare in car and on the doorknob in my motel room in Reno. My only concern is the dust gumming up the works. Anyone have first hand experience with handcuffs - as a ball lock?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:16 pm

wouldn't that be like trying to contain a mouse with a hula-hoop?

mudpuppy000 · Post by **mudpuppy000** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:18 pm

Just don't over tighten it, ouch.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:22 pm

and donÂ´t loose the key

... that sucks...

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:00 am

And get more funny

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:39 am

There is nothing funny about getting your balls locked in a set of handcuffs, unless you are a sadist.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:50 am

Of course, this is conditional on having balls at all.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:05 am

The key on the doorknob in Reno kinda puzzles me - as does just about everything OED does or says.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:22 am

Hand cuffs as a ball lock is just for aesthetics.
There can be no actual function of any sort other than that.

If you were really serious about it you would use Velcro.

Much faster release and comfortably adjustable.
Makes for an excellent cock ring also.
Great for just about any kinda Bondage.

Ummmmm.....just sayin....

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:24 am

oneeyeddick wrote:There is nothing funny about [this].

ya....i know

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:23 am

I can't wait for the second page so I can say something snarky.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:29 am

*imagining Fishy's "uber snark"*.......
anticipation.............

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:32 am

Hay, where did you get that great oil painting of me?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:38 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Hay, where did you get that great oil painting of me?

Where all great oil paintings are found, silly man.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:42 am

Ahhhh! Hot Jesus! (He said he would come back!)

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:32 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I can't wait for the second page so I can say something snarky.

You have to wait for second page?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:49 pm

MisaBlue wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I can't wait for the second page so I can say something snarky.
You have to wait for second page?

It's the rules. Otherwise monsters would rule the board.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:12 pm

Lets keep the Snark down till the page turns people.

I would like to think that I am literally saving someone else from making the wrong decision by discussing this topic here.

Has anyone else watched that video that Dougly Posted over in that other, less important life threatening thread involving handcuffs?

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I don't think this would be so easy with your balls in there.

Just Sayin'...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:31 pm

Here you go

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:46 am

Those are for civilized balls.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:25 am

Obviously made in China.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:52 am

BOLLOCKS!

Post by **Sham** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:02 pm

Nutchucks!

Popobumm · Post by **Popobumm** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:41 pm

Why is the dude in that video talking like that? Can barely hear a thing he's sayin...

But really, I was considering getting some handcuffs to use as a makeshift bikelock and if I'm fortunate, something I could use privately. It'll save me from buying a bike lock AND look unique?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:32 pm

Using the combination of your bike frame, balls and handcuffs as an improvised seatbelt may seem like a good idea at the time, but just make sure you aren't riding a unicycle when you try to go off that jump in front of Death Guild.