Eric wrote:junglesmacks wrote:So.. *cough* ..this thread has taken an interesting turn..
Y'all want to shave your bits back to puberty- have at. I just ain't sleeping with you.
Y'all want to assume that its a natural thing and that everyone does it- hell no. Most of my boys are in their 20's & 30's, and they have the hair they were given in the genetic lottery.
I put shaving balls and bits in the same category as botoxing & cheek implants and starvation diets. A desperate need to look young and like the advertisers want you to because people can't deal with their own bodies. Women never shaved their pits until advertisers told them it was nasty, men started in the 90's when the metrosexual thing took hold. Pluck, prune, trim, alter, starve, botox... do whatever it takes to look like an airbrushed magazine, but, for gods sake, whatever you do- BUY SHIT to do it!
Give me a natural human any day.
THANK you Eric!!! (Yes I repeat myself.)
If I see one more gay porn magazine or DVD cover or one more Hollywood leading man sporting that freakishly hairless she-man look I think I'm going to hurl.
I'm still not convinced Leonardo DiCaprio is not a lesbian. (Although now that he's aging he actually looked sort of okay in "Inception.")
And yes, I have no problem with the fact that I outgrew being sexually attracted to thirteen year-olds when I was, well, you know, thirteen.
And why, oh why, when it comes to male beauty, do so many gay men emulate the poor aesthetic decisions made by straight women???? Burner females aside, American women overall have the CRAPPIEST taste in men! THE CRAPPIEST! The leading men in motion pictures, advertising and television (especially soap operas) are pretty uniformly shorn, shaven shells of quasi virility. Bleah. Sometimes it seems to me that the secret ideal sex partner for most "heterosexual" American women is teenage girl with a semen-filled turkey baster instead of a vagina.
Tom Cruise, Prince William, Orlando Bloom (DEFINITELY a lesbian), Jude Law, Viggo Mortenson, Johnny Depp (the only thing NOT have going for him is sex appeal), Matthew MaConaughey, Ashton Kucher (looks like a hermaphrodite dipped in a tank of pubic hair [nod to Boy George]), Keanu Reeves, Pierce Brosnan, Hugh Grant (toothy sheepish grins are NOT masculine), Jake Gyllenhall, Ben Affleck (face looks like a fluffy white pillow with a little pink line for a mouth), Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, Josh Hartnett, Jensen Ackles (tragically unconvincing F to M), Marc Consuelos, Jack Wagner, -- ALL famous because of the masculine traits which are absent, not present!!! Girly men! Girly men! Girly men! The lot of them! Bleah! Bleah! Bleah! [/rant]
Ahhhhh. That's better. I feel much better now.
(Climbs backs into orgone chamber and slams door.)