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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Rez » Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:51 am

Bumped because this Thread Can Never Die!

May need to start now to be ready by august.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Elderberry » Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:58 am

I just noticed that this is the first thread I've seen since the new board update that doesn't show any similar topics listed.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Skuzzy61 » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:17 pm

Elderberry wrote:I just noticed that this is the first thread I've seen since the new board update that doesn't show any similar topics listed.
And we are all so grateful for that.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by lucky420 » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:36 pm

Rez wrote:Bumped because this Thread Can Never Die!

May need to start now to be ready by august.
:lol: Oh dear...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Rez » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:52 pm

lucky420 wrote:
Rez wrote:Bumped because this Thread Can Never Die!

May need to start now to be ready by august.
:lol: Oh dear...
Yeah my ex girlfriend was blind.. I just kept telling her she was petting the cat.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Elderberry » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:04 pm

And dump too I'd bet. :wink:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Rez » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:25 pm

Naw.. one day it was really the cat and it got pissed off and bit her.
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Mar 27, 2016 7:29 pm

Elderberry wrote:And dump too I'd bet. :wink:
Damn it. That was supposed to be "dumb" like deaf, dumb and blind. Well so much for an attempt at humor. :cry:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:47 am

OK kiddos, it's that time again, I leave for Playa in 3 days, I think I may have waited too long, but odds are the timing is JUST RIGHT for YOU!!

DO IT NOW!!!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Skuzzy61 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:54 am

Uh,...no,..not going to happen.

Can I put it in a bun? Seems to be the new thing,....man buns. Or does it have to be on your head,...not that one, the other one!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by FlyingMonkey » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:28 am

Skuzzy61 wrote:Uh,...no,..not going to happen.

Can I put it in a bun? Seems to be the new thing,....man buns. Or does it have to be on your head,...not that one, the other one!
Try dreads. :shock:

You could set the bar for pubic fashion. I don't think you could be accused of cultural appropriation considering the application.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Skuzzy61 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:41 am

Dreds? That would be some short dreds! Hmmm. Nah,..I ain't got that kind of patience anymore.
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Post by ACfromSAC » Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:03 pm

Sticking with the usual corn rows...

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by GreyCoyote » Wed Aug 17, 2016 4:22 pm

Bryll Cream. ("A little dab will do ya!")
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Foxfur » Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:21 pm

Well I didn't shave with a razor, just weedwacked with a #1 rake on the pet groomer.
So soft!
Now they're a great conversation starter,
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Mountain Bobby » Thu Dec 29, 2016 3:07 pm

A word of caution....don't try the flame method to burn the pub's away when you have gas! Ended up with all the hair burned off my legs and set my bed on fire! Glad the wife was gone!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by maladroit » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:37 pm

Bump

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by FlyingMonkey » Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:03 pm

only 22 days left, may have to resort to the Brazilian Ball Wax. Who am I kidding, I have no plans to put them on public display unless I have a kilt malefunction.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by AntiM » Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:20 am

Crosses fingers.

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by FlyingMonkey » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:51 am

AntiM wrote:Crosses fingers.
Been known to happen :oops: I figure I'm flashing twice/revolution while peddling my bike :wink:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by tahiti_treat » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:32 pm

I was looking for this thread awhile back to bump it, and couldn't find it. Thank you maladroit.

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:28 pm

It's that time folks, and this one is gonna be a game changer, so many blades you can bypass the shaving cream altogether!

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by gaminwench » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:40 pm

So, why don't you guys just wax? 8)
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Hoverdave » Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:16 pm

Just left the salon. All smooth!

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by tahiti_treat » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:47 am

I'm all waxed up now. Red and bumpy, but that should calm down before I hit playa.

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by FlyingMonkey » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:24 am

tahiti_treat wrote:I'm all waxed up now. Red and bumpy, but that should calm down before I hit playa.
Pictures or it didn't happen.

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by FlyingMonkey » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:41 pm

Yeah, file this under TMI........

I always wondered about why people shaved their balls & was a little scared to even consider it but I got a new trimmer, had extra shaving cream & razors......Holly shit! I'm never going back!

Ok, after a few weeks I thought the novelty of no pubes & smooth balls would wear off but I got to say it's way worth the inevitable nic or razor burn. I keep checking them out because I can't get over how soft & smooth they are. I'd even be inclined to shirt cock and sport them on Playa but I'm not going to make it in 2018 :-(

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by DerbyDave 18 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:18 pm

Was advised to do it before my first burn in 2015, did it and have ever since. When on the playa you don't get little mud balls that cause tangles from dust and sweat, the rest of the year it just feels nice and if someone has their mouth on or around them it makes it nicer for them.

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