Shave your balls NOW !!
- oneeyeddick
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The new razor is actually to replace that old rusty leg razor that my girlfriend uses on her legs in the shower cuz there ain't no way in hell I am gonna use a new one either for the same reason.
**shudders at the memory**
**shudders at the memory**
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
I trim with a beard trimmer. That way, my man hood is like a refreshing Coca-Cola. Refreshing and it tickles your nose with the first sip. 

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oh my gosh, thank you.Eric wrote:Me.junglesmacks wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?
All the men I sleep with.
Quite a few women I know.
Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness. I'm not a priest, I don't need to fantasize about smacking a minor. Give me a bush, furry balls, hairy pits & whatever body hair you naturally do (or don't) have. I like smooth all the way to monkey, as long as its natural.
I've told some hot guys "no" when I discovered their baby-smooth areas. Told 'em to come back after puberty.
YMMV.
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I've much better things to do with my time.
Sweetpea says my mildly furry belly truly reminds her of the outline of a foxes belly.
She loves to, wait for it, scratch mah bellah!
Sweetpea says my mildly furry belly truly reminds her of the outline of a foxes belly.
She loves to, wait for it, scratch mah bellah!

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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THAT made me laughknowmad wrote:My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.

Fuckmates, bwahahaha! Knowmie, I knew you were a romantic

You didn't spike the astroglide with nair?
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[Takes out notepad]Foxfur wrote:THAT made me laughknowmad wrote:My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.![]()
Fuckmates, bwahahaha! Knowmie, I knew you were a romantic![]()
You didn't spike the astroglide with nair?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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It's that time again!
How to start an argument:
Shaved > Unshaven
Skin > Hair
No you look like a child.
Wookie smugglers can GTFO
=D
How to start an argument:
Shaved > Unshaven
Skin > Hair
No you look like a child.
Wookie smugglers can GTFO
=D
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- oneeyeddick
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All of that has already been covered here.
The bigger question now is where(location) do you shave yours?
(I do it while sitting on the tiolet)

The bigger question now is where(location) do you shave yours?
(I do it while sitting on the tiolet)

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Well I do my shaving in the shower (NO PIX) but, all I really need is some water & a towel. I use the razors that come with gel strips attached, no shaving cream, no muss no mess and, I can see exactly what is what when I get to the fiddly bits.
OED that's a lotta hair.

OED that's a lotta hair.

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Anyway, it's too late now. You're just going to have to wear hair this year, or sell your ticket and remember to shave earlier next year...
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
and while you're at the clinic you might as well get that..inProgress wrote:Lasers
Anal Bleaching
..done.
Just say'n
I have a little bit of Savannah with me. Shhh...
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I like that you put "anal bleaching" in a white font. well done.C187 wrote:and while you're at the clinic you might as well get that..inProgress wrote:Lasers
Anal Bleaching
..done.
Just say'n
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I'm surprised nobody has suggested using fire
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I'm a fox. We lick ours until it looks just right.
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Jealous* signed: Otto FellatioFoxfur wrote:I'm a fox. We lick ours until it looks just right.
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I'll bet you do. Can I watch?
JK

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Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Watch, hell, it's an interactive activity



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That makes you a One-Man Theme Camp, really.
- oneeyeddick
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His camp is not far from that truth.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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foxfur Is a one man theme camp, hes got everything a participant could wantSavannah wrote:That makes you a One-Man Theme Camp, really.
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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Does he have a vegan chef? No camp is complete without one!
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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A raw vegan chef!
Like a free range turkey, yummy!
Like a free range turkey, yummy!

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Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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I wonder, though, if you'd have to stand behind the tent, reach around, and open the door?Savannah wrote:Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.
Thank you.
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Try not to get shot in the "Fox Hole"! 

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thats a theme camp name if i ever read oneSavannah wrote:Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.
Thank you.
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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It's only polite.ygmir wrote:I wonder, though, if you'd have to stand behind the tent, reach around, and open the door?Savannah wrote:Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.
Thank you.