Shave your balls NOW !!

[oneeyeddick]

The new razor is actually to replace that old rusty leg razor that my girlfriend uses on her legs in the shower cuz there ain't no way in hell I am gonna use a new one either for the same reason.

**shudders at the memory**

[Apox]

I trim with a beard trimmer. That way, my man hood is like a refreshing Coca-Cola. Refreshing and it tickles your nose with the first sip.

[shmalerie]

Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?

Me.

All the men I sleep with.

Quite a few women I know.

Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness. I'm not a priest, I don't need to fantasize about smacking a minor. Give me a bush, furry balls, hairy pits & whatever body hair you naturally do (or don't) have. I like smooth all the way to monkey, as long as its natural.

I've told some hot guys "no" when I discovered their baby-smooth areas. Told 'em to come back after puberty.

YMMV.

oh my gosh, thank you.

[Foxfur]

I've much better things to do with my time.
Sweetpea says my mildly furry belly truly reminds her of the outline of a foxes belly.
She loves to, wait for it, scratch mah bellah!

[knowmad]

My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.

[Foxfur]

My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.

THAT made me laugh
Fuckmates, bwahahaha! Knowmie, I knew you were a romantic
You didn't spike the astroglide with nair?

[knowmad]

My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.

THAT made me laugh
Fuckmates, bwahahaha! Knowmie, I knew you were a romantic
You didn't spike the astroglide with nair?

[Takes out notepad]

[Gwydeon]

It's that time again!

How to start an argument:

Shaved > Unshaven

Skin > Hair

No you look like a child.

Wookie smugglers can GTFO

=D

[oneeyeddick]

All of that has already been covered here.

The bigger question now is where(location) do you shave yours?

(I do it while sitting on the tiolet)

[MyDearFriend]

Well I do my shaving in the shower (NO PIX) but, all I really need is some water & a towel. I use the razors that come with gel strips attached, no shaving cream, no muss no mess and, I can see exactly what is what when I get to the fiddly bits.

OED that's a lotta hair.

[theCryptofishist]

Anyway, it's too late now. You're just going to have to wear hair this year, or sell your ticket and remember to shave earlier next year...

[inProgress]

Lasers

[C187]

Lasers

and while you're at the clinic you might as well get that..
Anal Bleaching
..done.

Just say'n

[peacefulhuman]

Lasers

and while you're at the clinic you might as well get that..
Anal Bleaching
..done.

Just say'n

I like that you put "anal bleaching" in a white font. well done.

[Sail Man]

I'm surprised nobody has suggested using fire

[youtube][/youtube]

[skibear]

Bears, Otters, and Fat Slobs need not apply. Neither should Brazilian eels, or stump farming Sporty chicks.

huh ? A bear here. Time to do it!
SkiBear

[Foxfur]

I'm a fox. We lick ours until it looks just right.

[ygmir]

I'm a fox. We lick ours until it looks just right.

Jealous* signed: Otto Fellatio

[Elderberry]

I'll bet you do. Can I watch?

[Foxfur]

Watch, hell, it's an interactive activity

[Savannah]

That makes you a One-Man Theme Camp, really.

[oneeyeddick]

His camp is not far from that truth.

[graidawg]

That makes you a One-Man Theme Camp, really.

foxfur Is a one man theme camp, hes got everything a participant could want

[theCryptofishist]

Does he have a vegan chef? No camp is complete without one!

[FIGJAM]

A raw vegan chef!

Like a free range turkey, yummy!

[Savannah]

Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.

Thank you.

[ygmir]

Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.

Thank you.

I wonder, though, if you'd have to stand behind the tent, reach around, and open the door?

[FIGJAM]

Try not to get shot in the "Fox Hole"!

[graidawg]

Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.

Thank you.

thats a theme camp name if i ever read one

[Savannah]

Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.

Thank you.

I wonder, though, if you'd have to stand behind the tent, reach around, and open the door?

It's only polite.