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Postby teardropper » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:06 am

C.f.M. wrote: But I'm not very hairy, just very lazy.


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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby monsta2ownzu » Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:52 pm

real men use nair.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Nipple » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:06 am

No Nair on balls.

No no no!

Don't wear that short of short shorts!

Wax. It's warm, gooey, and feels nice... until it doesn't.

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby AntiM » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:04 pm

Random story: On Diego Garcia, the barracks each had one small laundry room, maybe three or four washers and a couple dryers. Oppressively hot in there, after all, we were damn near on the equator. I'd do laundry with a friend, and we'd hang out in the lounge shooting pool until time to go load the dryers, then again when the clothes were dry. We'd go back, and our wet clothes would be on top of the dryers, while someone else's clothes ere tumbling. WTF? We knew who it was, his name was on his fucking uniforms. When we confronted him, he denied it. Uh-huh. Right. There was a next time, and a next. So we came prepared with a bottle of ordorless Nair, which was also colorless. (Do they still make it that way?) We rubbed it into the crotch of every single pair of his tighty whities and tossed them back in the dryer with only a few minutes to go.
He went to sick call a couple days later. Never did touch our clothes again.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Sham » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:43 pm

AntiM, I sometimes wish I knew you back in those olden days, and other times I am so glad I didn't! :shock:

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby lemur » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:58 pm

AntiM will be offering her ball shaving techniques to all comers this year at burning man 2012.

bring a "scraper".
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Sham » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:11 pm

NOPE, she tried last year and I ran like hell.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:43 pm

AntiM wrote:Random story: Blahblahblah. Never did touch our clothes again.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Foxfur » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:12 am

My friend says I should get mine waxed at a salon.
I told her:
1) She's never seen em and never will so what's she doing thinking about my balls...
2) I kind of look young but my balls will look like I'm 12 again both in lack of hair and diminutive size...
And 3) I'm not that into pain. I mean I like a good deal of it but that would pretty much suck balls...
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Dropman » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:12 am

Use lemon honey. Let it dry for 8 hours and then rip it off. Painfull but a nice smell afterwards!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Sail Man » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:19 am

Dropman wrote:Use lemon honey. Let it dry for 8 hours and then rip it off. Painfull but a nice smell afterwards!



Ummmmmm........no :D
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:21 am

That wouldn't work for me as I live on an anthill.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Nipple » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:50 am

Foxfur wrote:My friend says I should get mine waxed at a salon.
I told her:
1) She's never seen em and never will so what's she doing thinking about my balls...
2) I kind of look young but my balls will look like I'm 12 again both in lack of hair and diminutive size...
And 3) I'm not that into pain. I mean I like a good deal of it but that would pretty much suck balls...


If you're ever ready to give it a shot there's one in PDX that I HIGHLY recommend.

She lets a group of us guys pile into her waxing studio strip down and drink heavily while we each take our turn getting back to nature.

(You know, now that I see it written out it looks kinda gross. Nevermind.)

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:52 am

I wonder if all these new people showing up looking for answers are aware of the the importance of truly being prepared?

they don't cover this stuff in the first timer's guide, ya' know?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby jella » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:50 pm

Dropman wrote:Use lemon honey. Let it dry for 8 hours and then rip it off. Painfull but a nice smell afterwards!

Ya gotta wonder if that's where the term "sour puss" came from


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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:10 pm

jella wrote:
Dropman wrote:Use lemon honey. Let it dry for 8 hours and then rip it off. Painfull but a nice smell afterwards!

Ya gotta wonder if that's where the term "sour puss" came from


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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby jella » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:41 pm

:mrgreen:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby CornMan » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:50 pm

So it looks like I'll be sitting at home watching the Camp Envy webcam. Did I shave my balls for this?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:11 pm

If you plan on sitting on a leather couch for any amount of time, I would.
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and .......

Postby knowmad » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:48 am

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Re: and .......

Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:25 am

knowmad wrote:[img]snipped[/img]



you said those were just "us" pics...................... :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby junglesmacks » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:32 am

I'm so posting this to isanyoneup.com
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Re: and .......

Postby knowmad » Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:30 pm

ygmir wrote:
knowmad wrote:[img]snipped[/img]



you said those were just "us" pics...................... :evil: :evil: :evil:

Yeah "Us", as in Me, You and Eplaya!
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Re: and .......

Postby moonrise » Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:40 pm

knowmad wrote:Image


How does one even do a search for that? [nevermind... I don't wanna know,lol]
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Re: and .......

Postby Sail Man » Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:23 pm

moonrise wrote:
knowmad wrote:Image


How does one even do a search for that? [nevermind... I don't wanna know,lol]


I searched google for : hair bikini pictures

this was the first link that came up: Oddly enough they all look like little burning man guys LOL

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby knowmad » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:02 pm

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby BBadger » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:10 pm

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:46 pm

Should I show my baseball sized ball of pube hair that I've been collecting for the last 4 years?



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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:50 am

That's OK, Simon keeps his in a 30 gallon Burlap sack under the bed....and that is just THIS year's trimmings.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby EspressoDude » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:11 am

oneeyeddick wrote:That's OK, Simon keeps his in a 30 gallon Burlap sack under the bed....and that is just THIS year's trimmings.

and he uses a hedge clipper!
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