Shave your balls NOW !!
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SAVE THE RAIN FORESTS!!!!
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you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
dittooneeyeddick » Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:19 pm
you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!
ditto
ditto

Oh my god, it's HUGE!
Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
[quote="theCryptofishist"]Pfew! Shaving! Do it like a real burner! Use a candle![/quote]
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I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard, sober even. Fuck me that is some funny shite..oneeyeddick wrote:you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!
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OM Gawd...those are the funniest reviews I've ever read...Brit humour...the best!
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Freshly shaved balls here. Nothing special, just part of any regular bath. They're beautiful and I have never heard a women refer to the "10 year old boy factor". Luckily I have a hairy chest so maybe it offsets the smooooth balls allowing best of both worlds, still manly, but without the gungy balls. Fuck i'm awesome.
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OooH! Body hair is grreat-- On both women and men! I could see how it could get in the way at a burn, but wouldn't something as simple as a trim do the trick? Or are yall just into the baby-smooth skin?
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There is a good side to being a Domestic American Hairless. Good thing: primary girlfriend does not have to stop what she's doing to pick fur out of her teeth. Bad thing: she doesn't need you when she runs out of dental floss!
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It's getting to be that time, what with triple digits in the forecast.
my razor is looking at me funny.
my razor is looking at me funny.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Ahem...dare I say it...having discovered the joys of...*gasp*...waxing...professionally administered...?
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You can give up your fantasy, dragonpilot, there will be no happy ending...
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
If you normally don't, then yes. It's time for a practice shave or two. If you nick yourself it will have time to heal before getting playa dust vigorously rubbed in.Sic Pup wrote:Is it time yet?
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I foresee a theme camp with an amazing potential to entertain the masses (while providing a service)....a quick-up with a sign advertising hair removal ("quick and easy - no blades!") surrounded by a variety of cold tubular objects and frozen confections of varying types.....oneeyeddick wrote:you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!
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On a related note: I've found that trimming down my armpit hair greatly reduces my stinkiness during the day. I learned that trick when I first started acting and wearing stage costumes. I don't shave down to the skin, but I do use the razor to trim it down to a small amount. The Tom's of Maine deodorant I have in the medicine cabinet rarely gets used at all anymore
The only time I get noticeably stinky now is when I've taken a lot of vitamins the day before.

The only time I get noticeably stinky now is when I've taken a lot of vitamins the day before.

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I leave in one week, time to get busy.
I am eyeballing that 'NoNo" sitting in the GF's bathroom upstairs
I am eyeballing that 'NoNo" sitting in the GF's bathroom upstairs
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done and done!
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Bup.
Because the last thing you want is bumps.
It's almost time....
Because the last thing you want is bumps.
It's almost time....
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Bump- Haven't laughed this good in a whileHondovious wrote:I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard, sober even. Fuck me that is some funny shite..oneeyeddick wrote:you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!
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Bump - because kilts will be blowing on the Playa in a few weeks. And I find this thread entertaining.
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DIRECTIONS UNCLEAR; SHAVED LEFT LEG. 

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Savannah wrote:DIRECTIONS UNCLEAR; SHAVED LEFT LEG.


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Leaving in 4 days, time to get busy....
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Thanks a lot moderators!!!! Since I was banned from this forum for a couple weeks I missed out on the opening of the ball shaving season.
....as if I don't have enough things to do today....
....as if I don't have enough things to do today....
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Banned? What the....Lonesomebri wrote:Thanks a lot moderators!!!! Since I was banned from this forum for a couple weeks I missed out on the opening of the ball shaving season.
....as if I don't have enough things to do today....
Well you still have time.
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Its OK,'Bri.
Yes, you have a big set of balls, but modern razor technology will make short work of that annoying fuzz...
(-ducking!-)
Yes, you have a big set of balls, but modern razor technology will make short work of that annoying fuzz...

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
oh ohLonesomebri wrote:... Since I was banned from this forum for a couple weeks I missed out on the opening of the ball shaving season. ...
You missed out on the need to shave to get rid of the bugs...
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Maybe sometimes it's better to not see the forest because of the trees...
It's not so much the worry over bugs in the bush as it is simple peer pressure, I don't want to be the only shirt-cocker on playa not sticking out like a sore thumb, like some kind of weirdo.
I got one of them there new 5 blade razors, so I should be either smooth, or better able to hit those high notes in Ave Maria during the Temple Burn.
Either way it's my gift to the Community.
It's not so much the worry over bugs in the bush as it is simple peer pressure, I don't want to be the only shirt-cocker on playa not sticking out like a sore thumb, like some kind of weirdo.
I got one of them there new 5 blade razors, so I should be either smooth, or better able to hit those high notes in Ave Maria during the Temple Burn.
Either way it's my gift to the Community.
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ygmir wrote:
Thanks; I try.
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When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
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When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry