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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by FIGJAM » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:04 pm

SAVE THE RAIN FORESTS!!!!
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:19 pm

you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!

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Post by lucky420 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:32 am

oneeyeddick » Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:19 pm

you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by stew » Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:41 am

[quote="theCryptofishist"]Pfew! Shaving! Do it like a real burner! Use a candle![/quote]
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Post by Hondovious » Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:02 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!

I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard, sober even. Fuck me that is some funny shite..
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Post by dragonpilot » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:42 pm

OM Gawd...those are the funniest reviews I've ever read...Brit humour...the best!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by thefarbetween » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:18 am

Freshly shaved balls here. Nothing special, just part of any regular bath. They're beautiful and I have never heard a women refer to the "10 year old boy factor". Luckily I have a hairy chest so maybe it offsets the smooooth balls allowing best of both worlds, still manly, but without the gungy balls. Fuck i'm awesome.
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Post by haunahrose » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:38 pm

OooH! Body hair is grreat-- On both women and men! I could see how it could get in the way at a burn, but wouldn't something as simple as a trim do the trick? Or are yall just into the baby-smooth skin?
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Post by Gonzo Frothwood » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:46 pm

There is a good side to being a Domestic American Hairless. Good thing: primary girlfriend does not have to stop what she's doing to pick fur out of her teeth. Bad thing: she doesn't need you when she runs out of dental floss!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:15 pm

It's getting to be that time, what with triple digits in the forecast.

my razor is looking at me funny.
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Post by dragonpilot » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:15 pm

Ahem...dare I say it...having discovered the joys of...*gasp*...waxing...professionally administered...?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:35 pm

You can give up your fantasy, dragonpilot, there will be no happy ending...
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Post by Sic Pup » Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:08 pm

Is it time yet?
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Post by maladroit » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:46 am

Sic Pup wrote:Is it time yet?
If you normally don't, then yes. It's time for a practice shave or two. If you nick yourself it will have time to heal before getting playa dust vigorously rubbed in.
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Post by Major Krash » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:34 am

oneeyeddick wrote:you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!

I foresee a theme camp with an amazing potential to entertain the masses (while providing a service)....a quick-up with a sign advertising hair removal ("quick and easy - no blades!") surrounded by a variety of cold tubular objects and frozen confections of varying types.....
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Post by Krokodyle » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:48 am

On a related note: I've found that trimming down my armpit hair greatly reduces my stinkiness during the day. I learned that trick when I first started acting and wearing stage costumes. I don't shave down to the skin, but I do use the razor to trim it down to a small amount. The Tom's of Maine deodorant I have in the medicine cabinet rarely gets used at all anymore :D

The only time I get noticeably stinky now is when I've taken a lot of vitamins the day before. :roll:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:37 pm

I leave in one week, time to get busy.

I am eyeballing that 'NoNo" sitting in the GF's bathroom upstairs
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Post by Said teh Bear » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:59 pm

done and done!
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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:11 pm

Bup.

Because the last thing you want is bumps.

It's almost time....
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Post by Jackass » Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:01 am

Hondovious wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!

I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard, sober even. Fuck me that is some funny shite..
Bump- Haven't laughed this good in a while
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by FlyingMonkey » Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:46 am

Bump - because kilts will be blowing on the Playa in a few weeks. And I find this thread entertaining.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by Savannah » Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:24 pm

DIRECTIONS UNCLEAR; SHAVED LEFT LEG. :shock:
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Post by ygmir » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:45 pm

Savannah wrote:DIRECTIONS UNCLEAR; SHAVED LEFT LEG. :shock:
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:27 am

Leaving in 4 days, time to get busy....
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Post by Lonesomebri » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:49 am

Thanks a lot moderators!!!! Since I was banned from this forum for a couple weeks I missed out on the opening of the ball shaving season.
....as if I don't have enough things to do today....
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Post by FlyingMonkey » Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:10 am

Lonesomebri wrote:Thanks a lot moderators!!!! Since I was banned from this forum for a couple weeks I missed out on the opening of the ball shaving season.
....as if I don't have enough things to do today....
Banned? What the....

Well you still have time.
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Post by GreyCoyote » Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:36 pm

Its OK,'Bri.

Yes, you have a big set of balls, but modern razor technology will make short work of that annoying fuzz... :mrgreen: (-ducking!-)
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Post by Canoe » Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:12 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:... Since I was banned from this forum for a couple weeks I missed out on the opening of the ball shaving season. ...
oh oh
You missed out on the need to shave to get rid of the bugs...
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Post by Lonesomebri » Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:51 pm

Maybe sometimes it's better to not see the forest because of the trees...

It's not so much the worry over bugs in the bush as it is simple peer pressure, I don't want to be the only shirt-cocker on playa not sticking out like a sore thumb, like some kind of weirdo.
I got one of them there new 5 blade razors, so I should be either smooth, or better able to hit those high notes in Ave Maria during the Temple Burn.
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Post by BoyScoutGirl » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:24 pm

ygmir wrote:
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