Shave your balls NOW !!
Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Bumped because this Thread Can Never Die!
May need to start now to be ready by august.
May need to start now to be ready by august.
" I WILL call you pretty for the use of a Shower"
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
I just noticed that this is the first thread I've seen since the new board update that doesn't show any similar topics listed.
JK

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
And we are all so grateful for that.Elderberry wrote:I just noticed that this is the first thread I've seen since the new board update that doesn't show any similar topics listed.
As the camp evolves.....
We got this! 2016/2019
We had it! 2020 Well.....we thought we did
We almost lost it! 2021 Certainly did in 2020!
We have no idea where it is! 2022
Who the hell are we and why are we here? 2023
We got this! 2016/2019
We had it! 2020 Well.....we thought we did
We almost lost it! 2021 Certainly did in 2020!
We have no idea where it is! 2022
Who the hell are we and why are we here? 2023
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Rez wrote:Bumped because this Thread Can Never Die!
May need to start now to be ready by august.

Oh my god, it's HUGE!
Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Yeah my ex girlfriend was blind.. I just kept telling her she was petting the cat.lucky420 wrote:Rez wrote:Bumped because this Thread Can Never Die!
May need to start now to be ready by august.Oh dear...
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And dump too I'd bet. 

JK

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Naw.. one day it was really the cat and it got pissed off and bit her.
" I WILL call you pretty for the use of a Shower"
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Damn it. That was supposed to be "dumb" like deaf, dumb and blind. Well so much for an attempt at humor.Elderberry wrote:And dump too I'd bet.

JK

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
OK kiddos, it's that time again, I leave for Playa in 3 days, I think I may have waited too long, but odds are the timing is JUST RIGHT for YOU!!
DO IT NOW!!!
DO IT NOW!!!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Uh,...no,..not going to happen.
Can I put it in a bun? Seems to be the new thing,....man buns. Or does it have to be on your head,...not that one, the other one!
Can I put it in a bun? Seems to be the new thing,....man buns. Or does it have to be on your head,...not that one, the other one!
As the camp evolves.....
We got this! 2016/2019
We had it! 2020 Well.....we thought we did
We almost lost it! 2021 Certainly did in 2020!
We have no idea where it is! 2022
Who the hell are we and why are we here? 2023
We got this! 2016/2019
We had it! 2020 Well.....we thought we did
We almost lost it! 2021 Certainly did in 2020!
We have no idea where it is! 2022
Who the hell are we and why are we here? 2023
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Try dreads.Skuzzy61 wrote:Uh,...no,..not going to happen.
Can I put it in a bun? Seems to be the new thing,....man buns. Or does it have to be on your head,...not that one, the other one!

You could set the bar for pubic fashion. I don't think you could be accused of cultural appropriation considering the application.
In your wildest dreams you can not imagine the marvelous SURPRISES that await YOU.
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Dreds? That would be some short dreds! Hmmm. Nah,..I ain't got that kind of patience anymore.
As the camp evolves.....
We got this! 2016/2019
We had it! 2020 Well.....we thought we did
We almost lost it! 2021 Certainly did in 2020!
We have no idea where it is! 2022
Who the hell are we and why are we here? 2023
We got this! 2016/2019
We had it! 2020 Well.....we thought we did
We almost lost it! 2021 Certainly did in 2020!
We have no idea where it is! 2022
Who the hell are we and why are we here? 2023
Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Sticking with the usual corn rows...
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Bryll Cream. ("A little dab will do ya!")
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Well I didn't shave with a razor, just weedwacked with a #1 rake on the pet groomer.
So soft!
Now they're a great conversation starter,
"So, Mr. Foxfur, what do you do?"
"I shave my balls, you should touch them..."
So soft!
Now they're a great conversation starter,
"So, Mr. Foxfur, what do you do?"
"I shave my balls, you should touch them..."
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
A word of caution....don't try the flame method to burn the pub's away when you have gas! Ended up with all the hair burned off my legs and set my bed on fire! Glad the wife was gone!
Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
Nice zipper on those pants...mind if I try it out?
Cute toes taste better!
Nice zipper on those pants...mind if I try it out?

Cute toes taste better!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
only 22 days left, may have to resort to the Brazilian Ball Wax. Who am I kidding, I have no plans to put them on public display unless I have a kilt malefunction.
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Been known to happenAntiM wrote:Crosses fingers.


In your wildest dreams you can not imagine the marvelous SURPRISES that await YOU.
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I was looking for this thread awhile back to bump it, and couldn't find it. Thank you maladroit.
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It's that time folks, and this one is gonna be a game changer, so many blades you can bypass the shaving cream altogether!


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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
So, why don't you guys just wax? 

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Just left the salon. All smooth!
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I'm all waxed up now. Red and bumpy, but that should calm down before I hit playa.
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Pictures or it didn't happen.tahiti_treat wrote:I'm all waxed up now. Red and bumpy, but that should calm down before I hit playa.
(Kidding)
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Yeah, file this under TMI........
I always wondered about why people shaved their balls & was a little scared to even consider it but I got a new trimmer, had extra shaving cream & razors......Holly shit! I'm never going back!
Ok, after a few weeks I thought the novelty of no pubes & smooth balls would wear off but I got to say it's way worth the inevitable nic or razor burn. I keep checking them out because I can't get over how soft & smooth they are. I'd even be inclined to shirt cock and sport them on Playa but I'm not going to make it in 2018
Once again, Burning Man has changed my life in ways I never would have suspected.
Mods, can we put this in with drunk posting?
I always wondered about why people shaved their balls & was a little scared to even consider it but I got a new trimmer, had extra shaving cream & razors......Holly shit! I'm never going back!
Ok, after a few weeks I thought the novelty of no pubes & smooth balls would wear off but I got to say it's way worth the inevitable nic or razor burn. I keep checking them out because I can't get over how soft & smooth they are. I'd even be inclined to shirt cock and sport them on Playa but I'm not going to make it in 2018

Once again, Burning Man has changed my life in ways I never would have suspected.
Mods, can we put this in with drunk posting?
In your wildest dreams you can not imagine the marvelous SURPRISES that await YOU.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Was advised to do it before my first burn in 2015, did it and have ever since. When on the playa you don't get little mud balls that cause tangles from dust and sweat, the rest of the year it just feels nice and if someone has their mouth on or around them it makes it nicer for them.
Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Bump time!
Nothing is more refreshing than a Playa breeze on a shaved scrote.
Shirtcock at your own risk.
Nothing is more refreshing than a Playa breeze on a shaved scrote.
Shirtcock at your own risk.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
As I get fatigued and overwhelmed from all the prep and packing for Burning Man, I often wonder why I keep going back. It's all the fuckos that go there is why! 
