Advice You Shouldn't Give

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:59 pm

i'm told when speaking to nevada law enforcement officers "your mother" is the best way to answer any question

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:30 pm

graidawg wrote:i'm told when speaking to nevada law enforcement officers "your mother" is the best way to answer any question

Along the same lines - remember the acronym ADT - Attitude Determines Ticket. The deputy loves a good show of attitude and will let you go with just a warning.

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:02 am

Clar-i-ty wrote:STDs don't exist on the playa. The alkali dust kills them!

Shit. It doesn't?

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:06 am

ygmir wrote:a good coating of playa dust acts like a condom.

OK Yggy, now you're talk in'...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:42 am

Hide people in your trunk. The Greeters never check.

There's free coffee and ice at Center Camp.

Because of the ozone, the Surgeon General and Burning Man have banned nudity this year.

Don't bother bringing your meds. The Burning Man Pharmacy
inside the Medical Tent has ALL your prescription needs.

Because they cause Monkeypoo to go into seizures, blinky lights
are not allowed at Burning Man anymore. Leave them at home.

No noise after 10:00pm.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:53 am

because monkeypoo gets seizures from blinkies it is a good idea to point strobe lights at her camp all day and night.
be very quiet at all times the sparkle ponies are shy and will bolt if you play any kind of music other than lullabys
stare at the sun while having open scissors in your hand and running

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:37 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Hide people in your trunk. The Greeters never check.

Well you're right, greeters doesn't check...

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:03 pm

open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:22 pm

graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it

Hey, you actually might have something here.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:34 pm

jkisha wrote:
graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it
Hey, you actually might have something here.

seriously jk any advice I give is fatally flawed. sounds fun though

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:11 pm

graidawg wrote:
jkisha wrote:
graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it
Hey, you actually might have something here.
seriously jk any advice I give is fatally flawed. sounds fun though

LOL I know...that's why I was shocked to find out your were a DAD!!!!

just kidding

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:03 pm

Here, have some kool aid!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:04 pm

Nobody likes spankings or hugs.

People don't mind if you bum cigarettes.

Bartering and/or buying items are encouraged more than gifting.

When you attend Burning Man 4 years in a row, the 5th year is FREE.