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Postby graidawg » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:59 pm

i'm told when speaking to nevada law enforcement officers "your mother" is the best way to answer any question
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Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
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Postby geospyder » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:30 pm

graidawg wrote:i'm told when speaking to nevada law enforcement officers "your mother" is the best way to answer any question


Along the same lines - remember the acronym ADT - Attitude Determines Ticket. The deputy loves a good show of attitude and will let you go with just a warning.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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Postby teardropper » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:02 am

Clar-i-ty wrote:STDs don't exist on the playa. The alkali dust kills them!


Shit. It doesn't?
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Postby teardropper » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:06 am

ygmir wrote:a good coating of playa dust acts like a condom.


OK Yggy, now you're talk in'...
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Postby Monkeypoo » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:42 am

Hide people in your trunk. The Greeters never check.

There's free coffee and ice at Center Camp.

Because of the ozone, the Surgeon General and Burning Man have banned nudity this year.

Don't bother bringing your meds. The Burning Man Pharmacy
inside the Medical Tent has ALL your prescription needs.

Because they cause Monkeypoo to go into seizures, blinky lights
are not allowed at Burning Man anymore. Leave them at home.

No noise after 10:00pm.

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Postby graidawg » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:53 am

because monkeypoo gets seizures from blinkies it is a good idea to point strobe lights at her camp all day and night.
be very quiet at all times the sparkle ponies are shy and will bolt if you play any kind of music other than lullabys
stare at the sun while having open scissors in your hand and running
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Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

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Postby VeganChoirGirl » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:37 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Hide people in your trunk. The Greeters never check.



Well you're right, greeters doesn't check...
Finally moving to SF...can't WAIT!

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Postby graidawg » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:03 pm

open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

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Postby Elderberry » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:22 pm

graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it


Hey, you actually might have something here.
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Postby graidawg » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:34 pm

jkisha wrote:
graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it


Hey, you actually might have something here.


seriously jk any advice I give is fatally flawed. sounds fun though
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Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

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Postby Elderberry » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:11 pm

graidawg wrote:
jkisha wrote:
graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it


Hey, you actually might have something here.


seriously jk any advice I give is fatally flawed. sounds fun though


LOL I know...that's why I was shocked to find out your were a DAD!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

just kidding
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Postby TomServo » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:03 pm

Here, have some kool aid!
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Postby Monkeypoo » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:04 pm

Nobody likes spankings or hugs.

People don't mind if you bum cigarettes.

Bartering and/or buying items are encouraged more than gifting.

When you attend Burning Man 4 years in a row, the 5th year is FREE.



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