Advice You Shouldn't Give
- geospyder
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graidawg wrote:i'm told when speaking to nevada law enforcement officers "your mother" is the best way to answer any question
Along the same lines - remember the acronym ADT - Attitude Determines Ticket. The deputy loves a good show of attitude and will let you go with just a warning.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
- teardropper
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- teardropper
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- Monkeypoo
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Hide people in your trunk. The Greeters never check.
There's free coffee and ice at Center Camp.
Because of the ozone, the Surgeon General and Burning Man have banned nudity this year.
Don't bother bringing your meds. The Burning Man Pharmacy
inside the Medical Tent has ALL your prescription needs.
Because they cause Monkeypoo to go into seizures, blinky lights
are not allowed at Burning Man anymore. Leave them at home.
No noise after 10:00pm.
There's free coffee and ice at Center Camp.
Because of the ozone, the Surgeon General and Burning Man have banned nudity this year.
Don't bother bringing your meds. The Burning Man Pharmacy
inside the Medical Tent has ALL your prescription needs.
Because they cause Monkeypoo to go into seizures, blinky lights
are not allowed at Burning Man anymore. Leave them at home.
No noise after 10:00pm.
- graidawg
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because monkeypoo gets seizures from blinkies it is a good idea to point strobe lights at her camp all day and night.
be very quiet at all times the sparkle ponies are shy and will bolt if you play any kind of music other than lullabys
stare at the sun while having open scissors in your hand and running
be very quiet at all times the sparkle ponies are shy and will bolt if you play any kind of music other than lullabys
stare at the sun while having open scissors in your hand and running
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
- VeganChoirGirl
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- Elderberry
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graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it
Hey, you actually might have something here.
JK

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
- graidawg
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jkisha wrote:graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it
Hey, you actually might have something here.
seriously jk any advice I give is fatally flawed. sounds fun though
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
- Elderberry
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graidawg wrote:jkisha wrote:graidawg wrote:open a free lsd, cannabis and cocaine based theme camp - the LEO's will never think you are really doing it
Hey, you actually might have something here.
seriously jk any advice I give is fatally flawed. sounds fun though
LOL I know...that's why I was shocked to find out your were a DAD!!!!





just kidding
JK

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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