center camp sex?

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:23 pm

Was it Groove Tube that had the porn film with an Olympic style voice over describing the action?
Or Tunnelvision? I get the two mixed up.

Commodore Curt · Post by **Commodore Curt** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:54 pm

Maldita,

They keep telling you where you can't do it. Not much help at all. You might even say it sucks. If you are looking for a place that it is okay to give blowjobs, come to the Black Rock Oar House (3:00 and Esplanade). We'll make room for you.

Best wishes,

Commodore

thedrunkenmonkey · Post by **thedrunkenmonkey** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:54 pm

Just look for the big guy in blue furry pants singing, "Ring ring ring Bananaphone" next to the people having sex on the playa in public.

With a top hat and cane.

You can give him a martini afterwards.

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:23 am

I will be participating in a sexual boxing match against Captain Goddamnit directly in front of center camp café on Wed at high sun time. Children and uptight prudes welcome. JezebelinHell would you cum be our soundtrack? I'm looking for fellow "participants" who can clean up after us.
Thanks so much!

Can't wait to get home!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:28 am

$50 on the Captain.

BurnScar · Post by **BurnScar** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:36 am

$50 on the girl. If she's good looking the Captain will only be staring at her breasts.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:38 am

Who said she was a girl?

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:39 am

You may as well up your ante-I'm 110% WOMAN. And 75% are my breasts.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:48 am

In that's true, I'd like to withdraw my $50. Burn, you nailed it. The Captain doesn't have a prayer.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:13 am

Sobretta Franjipan wrote:You may as well up your ante-I'm 110% WOMAN. And 75% are my breasts.

Up your auntie, too!

Before I was "Captain Goddammit" I was "Major Woodie"...

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:50 am

So how exactly does a sexual boxing match work? I mean, in normal boxing the boxers are not supposed to go "below the belt"....And biting isn't allowed either... (mouth pieces are even required!) Where's the fun?

Selkie · Post by **Selkie** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:18 pm

*attempts to laugh quietly while not falling out of her chair at work*

*fails miserably*

I'll put $69 down on the Captain!

Lostfolio · Post by **Lostfolio** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:33 pm

400 quatlus on Sobretta Franjipan!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:47 pm

Sobretta Franjipan wrote:You may as well up your ante-I'm 110% WOMAN. And 75% are my breasts.

AHA! Know thy enemy...
The Captain actually prefers something in the 32B to 34C zone, will not be distracted...

luvbight · Post by **luvbight** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:31 pm

AntiM wrote:Was it Groove Tube that had the porn film with an Olympic style voice over describing the action?

It was Woody Allen's "Bananas" that had Howard Cosell
doing Monday Night Football style commentary on a
wedding night.

headquarters · Post by **headquarters** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:09 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Sobretta Franjipan wrote:You may as well up your ante-I'm 110% WOMAN. And 75% are my breasts.
Up your auntie, too!

Before I was "Captain Goddammit" I was "Major Woodie"...

what did you get demoted for??

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 5:32 pm

headquarters wrote: what did you get demoted for??

Being a very bad boy...

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:00 pm

Captain, we have so much in common! I like guys in the 32 to 34 range myself.

Dirk · Post by **Dirk** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:44 pm

Hi, This will be my first Burning Man.

It seems as though the Center Camp is not the place for da sex. With all the camps aren't there some specific ones that allow/encourage it? In the SCA there is a group called the Morbid Deviants, their camp has a cloth wall around it and they card people at the door, but once in, almost anything goes. Any sex camps at BM?

It sounds like there is a huge police presence at BM, why?? Are the good times over? It would suck to go now for my first time and find that.

Dirk · Post by **Dirk** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:52 pm

POLL for the hot young ladies.

I am (luckily) a well endowed, decent looking young guy and want to meet some sexually enthusiastic ladies at Burning Man. So here is the question: Due to the unique circumstance and environment at the Burning Man, is it EVER an advantage for a guy to "show his stuff" or should I keep it packed away.

Part 2 of that question: If a guy chooses to let it hang, is putting a little hat or crown or something on it make it more fun and approachable? :D

Thanks, your 8 x 6 1/2 friend Dirk

Interested bystander · Post by **Interested bystander** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:05 pm

Dirk Diggler, is that you? Rollergirl says hi!

Dirk · Post by **Dirk** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:00 pm

DRATS! Rollergirl! You blew my cover again! If it wasn't for you and your meddling dog, I would have gotten away with it!

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