First time wookie questions.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:43 pm

Friend of mine was recently kidnapped by aliens and injected with their DNA. She needs to know how this recent transformation will affect her burning experience. Some of her questions.

1--If her sheddings become a tumbleweed hairball and excapes her and she chases it over the trash fence, in order to reduce the MOOP factor, will she still have to pay the $25 re-entry fee? 1a--What is the best shampoo/conditioner combination for wookie hair in an alkalyine environment, anyway?

2--She is developing quite the basketball jones. Where should she attach her hoop? Ranger HQ? First Camp? The Man's Base? Or just take over the Temple of Stars?

3--Can she park the Millenium Puffin at the airport? Or is she better off at the Muppet Camp Space Port?

4--Does the ban on fire arms extend to ray guns and light sabers?

5--Is this what happened to Rob the Wop?

Zona_the_stona · Post by **Zona_the_stona** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:13 pm

I'm not sure about all those questions but that post made me think of www.w00ks.org

http://w00ks.org/gallery/albums.php

There are quite a few burner w00ks.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:14 pm

re: basketball

I stumbled across 2 wacky ukranians out on 2 o'clock last year. They had a hoop set up and demanded we play a game of 2 on 2 with them.

perhaps your pall can set up a wookie/ukranian exchange camp.

re:fur

many of the folks at jiffy lube swear by the all over body shave. Perhaps your pal could ask for some tips on that particular style.