Postby teardropper » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:12 pm
Okay, here's what I suggest. After you come through gate, greeters give you three sticky sparkle stars. When you see somebody acting like a sparkle pony you get to stick a star on. Since it's a sparkle pony, it's probably on bare skin. When there's three stuck on, the sparkle pony police, a subset of the Rangers, have to take 'em to the sparkle pony camp. There, the sparkle pony experts, who used to work for Michele Bachmann's husband talking gays out of being gay, will try to do that for the sparkle ponies. Doesn't work for the gay, probably won't work for sparkle ponies. But at least they're getting attention.
And off the streets...
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/..\ Furthur