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avoiding the pigs

Post by crazycloud » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:46 pm

i heard the pigs like to masquerade more these years then in years past...
i havent been to a burn since '01 ...
what is the best way to avoid being tackeled, and gang molested, while hitting a spliff inside my camp area, and why does the management let the fuzz have such a holiday with paying customers unlke in years past?
i see the ufo's around it, but that's a god damn egg in the middle. there's a hobit eating it, but god damnit, that hobbit's eating a fucking egg

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Post by Elemental666 » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:16 pm

Do what you do in the default world to avoid the same situation... BE DESCRETE XD

I don't think its a matter of the Borg "letting" the authorities have a hay day, it's more a matter of the Borg not being able to stop the authorities from doing their job as this event does take place within their jurisdiction and it is their job.

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Re: avoiding the pigs

Post by HughMungus » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:03 pm

crazycloud wrote:i heard the pigs like to masquerade more these years then in years past...
i havent been to a burn since '01 ...
what is the best way to avoid being tackeled, and gang molested, while hitting a spliff inside my camp area, and why does the management let the fuzz have such a holiday with paying customers unlke in years past?
Read the survival guide dumbass.

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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:14 pm

Q: Does common sense still exist?

After reading that first post I'm wondering.

(Meanwhile some anonymous LEO clicked on "watch this topic for replies" thinking: Hey this is easy, I'll know what they're looking for now. Time to change strategies.)
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Post by unjonharley » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:43 pm

No problem. Don't let the cranks on this board scare you off. Just bring the stuff a have a ball. It's great out in the open playa to just light up and lay back. The pigs are dumb to whats going on.
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Post by MissNev » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:55 pm

When I read the thread header, I thought this topic was about ways to avoid lecherous men! I had no idea that law enforcement was still referred to as "pigs." You're certainly showing your age crazyass...I mean cloud.

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Post by Badger » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:18 pm

what is the best way to avoid being tackeled, and gang molested, while hitting a spliff inside my camp area, and why does the management let the fuzz have such a holiday with paying customers unlke in years past?
Stay home and watch TV?

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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:35 pm

I think I've got one lying around here somewhere. Has anyone seen it? It's about yea long and says "louisville slugger" on the side.
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Post by AntiM » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:57 am

If you don't want to be tackled and gang molested, why are you going to Burning Man at all?

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Post by HughMungus » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:42 am

AntiM wrote:If you don't want to be tackled and gang molested, why are you going to Burning Man at all?
hahahhahaha

Hey crazycloud, if you don't like "pigs" go live in a country like Afghanistan.

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:47 am

AntiM wrote:If you don't want to be tackled and gang molested, why are you going to Burning Man at all?

~`
That would be the most/best action I've had in a long time. Where's my reffer.
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Post by Cabanasprings » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:53 am

Man you are a dumbassx5, stupidfuck, asshat, fucktard, dipshit, terdsnorter. Now all the policemen in the entire world are going to bust everyone at Burningman. Don't you have a brain. Sheee-it you are stupid. Did your mother drop you on your head?

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:22 am

end quote .

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Post by Cabanasprings » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:24 pm

Quote

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:59 pm

This may sound like a silly idea, but how about trying to not break the law.

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Post by AntiM » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:06 pm

You radical you.

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Re: avoiding the pigs

Post by dragonfly Jafe » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:12 pm

crazycloud wrote:...what is the best way to avoid being tackeled, and gang molested, while hitting a spliff inside my camp area...(?)
Maybe share with your fellow campers? :lol:

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Post by crazycloud » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:17 pm

[quote]f you don't want to be tackled and gang molested, why are you going to Burning Man at all?[/quote]

yeah i know america land of the free home of the brave ,,, thats wahat america is all about, gang molestation.... :roll:

just imagine if the bobo's enforced nevada's sodomy laws on random perpetrators ... they could probably make more money of their ticket scam that way...
i see the ufo's around it, but that's a god damn egg in the middle. there's a hobit eating it, but god damnit, that hobbit's eating a fucking egg

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Post by Grizelda » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:09 am

I imagine it's much like the way it works in our default world: if you decide to break a law, do it somewhere private without strangers around, and try not to do it in such a way that it will upset anyone. Also, try not to let the police hear you refering to them as pigs, as this may make them grouchy.

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Post by crazycloud » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:47 am

[quote]an you are a dumbassx5, stupidfuck, asshat, fucktard, dipshit, terdsnorter. Now all the policemen in the entire world are going to bust everyone at Burningman. Don't you have a brain. Sheee-it you are stupid. Did your mother drop you on your head?
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yeah a few words on a fucking dork bulliten board are going to bring all kinds of hellfire down on 30,000 people....
i see the ufo's around it, but that's a god damn egg in the middle. there's a hobit eating it, but god damnit, that hobbit's eating a fucking egg

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Post by jbelson » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:08 am

We're not "fucking dorks".
Dorks aren't lucky enough to fuck!
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:12 am

"Last fucker that called ME a fucking dork got a Cap in his ass"
That cap has never smelled or fit the same way again.
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Post by spectabillis » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:18 am

Cabanasprings wrote:Man you are a dumbassx5, stupidfuck, asshat, fucktard, dipshit, terdsnorter... Don't you have a brain. Sheee-it you are stupid. Did your mother drop you on your head?
Too much.

Way too much, tone that down please.

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Post by spectabillis » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:21 am

crazycloud wrote: a few words on a fucking dork bulliten board are....
... going to get the same reaction in calling the board dork.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:45 am

spectabillis wrote:
Cabanasprings wrote:Man you are a dumbassx5, stupidfuck, asshat, fucktard, dipshit, terdsnorter... Don't you have a brain. Sheee-it you are stupid. Did your mother drop you on your head?
Too much.

Way too much, tone that down please.
I think you missed the tone there, spect. Re-read that post in a 'mongoloid' voice a la Butch from Pulp Fiction, and I think you'll get the gist. I've been exchanging a couple PMs with crazycloud, and explained our reactions, as well as dispelling a few myths about LE at BM. 'nuff said?

And who said we're not dorks? Dorks do so get to fuck! (only other dorks, but hey.) Dorks (makers of puns, for instance) and geeks (makers of obscure references) are the endearing ones; nerds are the ones who never get laid.
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:51 am

Ranger Genius wrote:[quote=

Dorks (makers of puns, for instance) and geeks (makers of obscure references) are the endearing ones; nerds are the ones who never get laid.
You truly are somewhat of a Genius, aren`t you ?

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Post by spectabillis » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:54 am

Ranger Genius wrote:I think you missed the tone there, spect. Re-read that post in a 'mongoloid' voice a la Butch from Pulp Fiction, and I think you'll get the gist. I've been exchanging a couple PMs with crazycloud, and explained our reactions, as well as dispelling a few myths about LE at BM. 'nuff said?
Fair enough. Problem is, it does not translate well.

Much, much better to just point these people to those topics so they understand the background. If they have something new to say, great, otherwise its currently taking too much effort to keep things civil.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:29 pm

fwiw we are supposed to be keeping this forum focussed. Not that I'm not a drifty little fish...
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Post by stuart » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:08 pm

how about trying to not break the law
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Post by jbelson » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:18 pm

What if you were to dress up exactly like you were L.E.O. and then hit the joint. They probably wouldn't think anything of it thinking you were one of their own.
Muahahaha. It's so clevar, they would never suspect a thing.
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