Barbie Death Village

felony · Post by **felony** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:39 am

If the world does not end in 2012, we will be back in 2013. Maybe either way....Leave your morals at the gate, unburden yourselves of those pesky bouts of consciousness, and get prepared to once again party with the sickest bastards on the playa. Let me welcome to Burning Man 2013 Barbie Death Village and her infamous subcamps: Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Eden, Boosh: The Canadian Splinter Squad, Black Rock City Body & Paint, Barbie Day Spa Massage & Bodywash, The Shangri-Playans, Clan O'Crash, Dye With Dignity, Dread Pirate Barbie, The Ohio Boyz, Madness and Loose Nutz. Whether it's kicking your ass in Fizzball, painting the lovely sirens of BRC, or serving wine to the unwashed masses, Barbie Death Village is here to meet your every decadent need. So join us as we do what we do best: overwhelm and devastate

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:27 am

sounds like a plan lets try and take over the playa and make it Burning Barbie in 2013

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:23 pm

BDV is a great place and I look forward to 2013.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:21 pm

graidawg wrote:sounds like a plan lets try and take over the playa and make it Burning Barbie in 2013

Absolutely.

Dead Barbies Tell No Tales, so KEEP BURNING MAN POTENTIALLY FATAL.

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:49 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
Dead Barbies Tell No Tales, so KEEP BURNING MAN POTENTIALLY FATAL.

I tried to do my part, but only managed to fracture my wrist!

SquirrelHead · Post by **SquirrelHead** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:57 pm

I had an amazing time this year with BDV and all the awesome subcamps! I cannot wait for next year and I am already in the middle of planning and plotting.

grenadine · Post by **grenadine** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:20 pm

Doc was right. You guys are the best damned camp on the playa. Can't wait for another ride in the clouds. Any big plans for 2013?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:15 pm

Myself? I would love to see solar powered barbie melt-off... largest blob of pink with NO char marks wins.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:40 pm

Goathead's a shoe in...

(Shoe!)

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:06 am

If we keep growing at this rate we will need more of the block. We sure had a lot of interactivity crammed into our village.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:58 am

Not only that Tamara, but if you made the bad decision to wander over into that celestial hell on earth Gigsville, you would have been shocked, shocked I tell you! by their waste of space. They had the exact same amount of space as Barbie Death Village with probably half as many people. They had entire areas vacant; so vacant you could literally play bocci ball without fear of anyone being in the way. Or even tennis. They should have been cut in half rather than (like they do every year) waste precious playa real estate for no reason whatsoever beyond their selfish inclinations. I have wonderful friends in Gigsville, but something should be done. It's completely out of hand.

massagenut · Post by **massagenut** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:44 pm

Togetherness is fun... makes it easier to stay warm at night on the playa..... just sayin....

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:06 pm

Gigsville tried to steal me. They plied me with everything, food, wine, drink and more...you name it, they tried!

I prefer Barbie-Q over Car-BQ any day of the week...they understood and we agreed to be good neighbors

Arnoldo · Post by **Arnoldo** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:27 am

I'm so bummed I never made it to BDV this year. I look forward to checking y'all out in 2013! )'(

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:56 am

This is going out to Barbiebarians and burners in NorCal in general. BDC, along with some friends from the Laguna Del Sol Nudist Resort, invite one and all to join us on the Amtrak Party Train to Reno on January 26-27. We depart from Roseville at 11:30 and get into Reno shortly after 4:00. We overnight in Reno and head back Sunday afternoon. We supply all of the beer, champagne, and soda you desire and have a catered lunch served on the train. NOTE: There is another "burner" party train (same train, different car is all) that same weekend that takes off out of Oakland and you can jump on anywhere between there and Colfax. It costs much more per couple than ours. (We do not make a profit on our trip, all excess money is poured back into alcohol.) We run $289/couple; $179/singles. The other one runs $700/couple or $400/single. Please do not confuse the two! If you would like an invitation, PM me and I will get it out to you immediately. We can only take the first 50 revelers and we're about 40% full. We will have a all-comer burner party in Reno that Saturday night, so you can also join in the fun if you're in Reno as well.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:17 am

I'll be meeting you there!!

Ano · Post by **Ano** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:11 pm

Wow, that sounds really cool. I'm going to have to wrangle up the lady to join me on this.

TinkerMom · Post by **TinkerMom** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:22 pm

Oh ya!! I already got my plane ticket and will be meeting you all in Reno!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:17 am

WEEEEEEEEEE! shit I need a 2013 calendar!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:55 am

I'll be there with bells on (my lovely offspring will probably be joining in too)

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:45 am

*raises hand*

I am in! Dunno nothing about tickets, transport, or who is coming with me but: I will be there.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:06 pm

I believe I also will be in Reno!!!
Let the good times roll!!

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:36 pm

I've been counting chickens before even getting the eggs,

but I may just be able to pull this off...

(if so, I'll be meeting in Reno, too.)

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:48 pm

Omg....weeeeeeeeee

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:28 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:51 pm

Don't show that to Killbuck.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:17 pm

why's that?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:08 pm

He'd go all "Things in Jars" on it. That's his new camp.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:58 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:This is going out to Barbiebarians and burners in NorCal in general. BDC, along with some friends from the Laguna Del Sol Nudist Resort, invite one and all to join us on the Amtrak Party Train to Reno on January 26-27. We depart from Roseville at 11:30 and get into Reno shortly after 4:00. We overnight in Reno and head back Sunday afternoon. We supply all of the beer, champagne, and soda you desire and have a catered lunch served on the train. NOTE: There is another "burner" party train (same train, different car is all) that same weekend that takes off out of Oakland and you can jump on anywhere between there and Colfax. It costs much more per couple than ours. (We do not make a profit on our trip, all excess money is poured back into alcohol.) We run $289/couple; $179/singles. The other one runs $700/couple or $400/single. Please do not confuse the two! If you would like an invitation, PM me and I will get it out to you immediately. We can only take the first 50 revelers and we're about 40% full. We will have a all-comer burner party in Reno that Saturday night, so you can also join in the fun if you're in Reno as well.

I am in for real, now, y'all

Doc's ticket situation permitting, *cross fingers* yeah I have a plane ticket for Sacramento on the 25th and a hotel room for that night. Flying home from Reno on the Monday morning, ha, it's not easy to get reasonable cross-country flights out of there so I will stay an extra night and hope that one of y'all local people can spend some time with me on Sunday.

Woo hoo this makes a lot of my current lifestyle bullshit a lot easier to take.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:17 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:This is going out to Barbiebarians and burners in NorCal in general. BDC, along with some friends from the Laguna Del Sol Nudist Resort, invite one and all to join us on the Amtrak Party Train to Reno on January 26-27. We depart from Roseville at 11:30 and get into Reno shortly after 4:00. We overnight in Reno and head back Sunday afternoon. We supply all of the beer, champagne, and soda you desire and have a catered lunch served on the train. NOTE: There is another "burner" party train (same train, different car is all) that same weekend that takes off out of Oakland and you can jump on anywhere between there and Colfax. It costs much more per couple than ours. (We do not make a profit on our trip, all excess money is poured back into alcohol.) We run $289/couple; $179/singles. The other one runs $700/couple or $400/single. Please do not confuse the two! If you would like an invitation, PM me and I will get it out to you immediately. We can only take the first 50 revelers and we're about 40% full. We will have a all-comer burner party in Reno that Saturday night, so you can also join in the fun if you're in Reno as well.
I am in for real, now, y'all Doc's ticket situation permitting, *cross fingers* yeah I have a plane ticket for Sacramento on the 25th and a hotel room for that night. Flying home from Reno on the Monday morning, ha, it's not easy to get reasonable cross-country flights out of there so I will stay an extra night and hope that one of y'all local people can spend some time with me on Sunday.

Woo hoo this makes a lot of my current lifestyle bullshit a lot easier to take.

Yeahy!!!

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