Barbie Death Village

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Patsh » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:48 am

graidawg wrote:more than willing to pitch in a few $$$ to help replace them. I wont be bringing the fancy absinthe i was thinking about anyway


are you sure they'll let you into the country without absinthe?
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby unjonharley » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:59 am

Running on the rims here.. Still could find a few buck for the BDV M&G..

condition: one nude dance by the fire doctor

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:01 pm

unjonharley wrote:Running on the rims here.. Still could find a few buck for the BDV M&G..

condition: one nude dance by the fire doctor


I would pay to see that, myself. 8)
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:09 pm

Thus began the world's scariest dance-a-thon...
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Turtleburp » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:09 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Thus began the world's scariest dance-a-thon...


In my head it is an 80s movie fund raising montage
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Elorrum » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:21 am

They shoot horses, don't they?
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby unjonharley » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:10 am

Elorrum wrote:They shoot horses, don't they?



Damn Elorrum, "you are old!!"

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby MacGlenver » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:43 am

Looks like you guys have some competition!

The McDonalds Holocaust
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Postby International Incident » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:50 am

Awesome. Thank you

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:57 am

Ditto.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Morrell » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:33 am

Epic!

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Savannah » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:02 pm

Wow!

I love art in which the obsessive-compulsive element really shines.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby massagenut » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:38 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:This sucks. Our three main generators, the 5500-watt for the camp and the two 2500-watt gennies for The Cloud Car and Barbie's Mobile Whorehouse were stolen. It seems the people who were storing them knew they were swiped back around the first of the year, found out their insurance wouldn't cover replacement, and decided, using those immortal words of Charlie Brown, "No problem is so big that it can't be ran away from." So when we went into storage to fetch the generators to get to work on the art cars, guess what? When confronted with the question, "Uh, where are our generators?" they fessed up. So now we have to spend a buttload of money to replace those gennies that had been paid for just to get the basic infrastructure up and running. This not only really sucks but completely screws our budget. If anyone has a suggestion (we're looking at Craigslist today) I'd love to hear it.



Doc,
I will be bringing a Honda 3000 for the spa. We don't use much power and we don't use it at all at night, so I'm sure it could be shared with the main camp. It's very quiet. We just need to be close enough to share. (well, not TOO close....those noises from the RV might keep me up at night)
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:54 am

Barbie Death Village has been placed! We will be on the same spot as last year: 4:00 and E, stretching towards 3:45 (400 feet of frontage on E) and 450 feet deep all of the way to G. Also we were granted all of the early arrival passes we requested, so if you asked for one you will receive one. In fact, we have about 10 more to award but you have to arrive no later than Saturday mid-afternoon and be willing to work like a dog in the hot desert sun.

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby massagenut » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:05 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Barbie Death Village has been placed! We will be on the same spot as last year: 4:00 and E, stretching towards 3:45 (400 feet of frontage on E) and 450 feet deep all of the way to G. Also we were granted all of the early arrival passes we requested, so if you asked for one you will receive one. In fact, we have about 10 more to award but you have to arrive no later than Saturday mid-afternoon and be willing to work like a dog in the hot desert sun.



Hell my dog just lays there in the shade and watches me work. Doc, how does that compare in size to last year?? just curious.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:24 am

As near as I can tell it's exactly the same. I got an email from a friend of mine who camps elsewhere and he says we're on 4.36 acres. Pretty exacting just to be a guess.

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Dr. Pyro » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:03 am

Felony and I just want to let everyone know: Barbie Death Village is full! Now, if Barbie's Day Spa or Dread Pirate Barbie or Dye With Dignity want to bring in another couple of campmates, that's up to Texas Joe, Julia, and Tamara. But we are being swamped with requests from newbies who have no relationship with anybody within our Village begging us to allow them to camp with us and the answer is No! So please refrain from inflicting your tales of woe why you were kicked out of Spank of America or The Lost Penguins, that's not our problem. We have plenty of our own and we'll be damned if we're going to take on somebody else's problems at this late date. Besides, we're simply out of room.

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby graidawg » Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:21 pm

I thought we were ful in december......


do i need to book a place for next year (2014) for a new Barbiebarian? or can she come in your rv?
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:00 pm

graidawg wrote:I thought we were ful in december......


do i need to book a place for next year (2014) for a new Barbiebarian? or can she come in your rv?



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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby graidawg » Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:41 pm

ygmir wrote:
graidawg wrote:I thought we were ful in december......


do i need to book a place for next year (2014) for a new Barbiebarian? or can she come in your rv?



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your point is? 8)
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Elorrum » Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:11 pm

graidawg wrote:
ygmir wrote:
graidawg wrote:I thought we were ful in december......


do i need to book a place for next year (2014) for a new Barbiebarian? or can she come in your rv?



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your point is? 8)

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:56 pm

Might be a command performance...
The Lady with a Lamprey

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Dr. Pyro » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:57 pm

Jesus H…I have been getting emails from one of the denizens who haunt this forum and she's bitching why she is not going to be a Barbiebarian. Hello? You didn't pay your dues, you don't have a way to the playa and expect us to figure it out for you, we get you a nice trailer to camp in and you shaft your trailermates, you cannot contribute in any particular way to the Village yet expect exceptions for some specious reason. Trust me, there are people who are reading this who were expelled from Barbie Death Village (and may well still be pissed at us) who brought a helluva lot more to the table than some snivelling non-self-reliant sparkle pony. Hate me if you will, but at least we have our standards. Now please, get off my back.

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby lucky420 » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:18 pm

Better to know this now than later. Don't know who your talking about and for that I'm glad. Sorry you're being pestered...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby International Incident » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:27 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Jesus H…I have been getting emails from one of the denizens who haunt this forum and she's bitching why she is not going to be a Barbiebarian. Hello? You didn't pay your dues, you don't have a way to the playa and expect us to figure it out for you, we get you a nice trailer to camp in and you shaft your trailermates, you cannot contribute in any particular way to the Village yet expect exceptions for some specious reason. Trust me, there are people who are reading this who were expelled from Barbie Death Village (and may well still be pissed at us) who brought a helluva lot more to the table than some snivelling non-self-reliant sparkle pony. Hate me if you will, but at least we have our standards. Now please, get off my back.


I’m in mood to yell at someone... maybe it is that person...

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:32 pm

She totally told Doc that she's going to hug you every day so you'll, and I quote, "stop being such a grumpy puss."
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby International Incident » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:36 pm

Actions have consequences

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Elorrum » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:47 pm

I don't see grumpiness and hugging as mutually exclusive.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby Turtleburp » Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:58 am

theCryptofishist wrote:She totally told Doc that she's going to hug you every day so you'll, and I quote, "stop being such a grumpy puss."


She did not say puss though (we don't want a stray cat thought reducing the rage here Fishy) it was more along the lines of VB drinking, right wing capitalist bogan pig who kicks pussies.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Postby International Incident » Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:39 am

Turtleburp wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:She totally told Doc that she's going to hug you every day so you'll, and I quote, "stop being such a grumpy puss."


She did not say puss though (we don't want a stray cat thought reducing the rage here Fishy) it was more along the lines of VB drinking, right wing capitalist bogan pig who kicks pussies.
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