Barbie Death Village

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by graidawg » Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:42 am

scratching is fine though. just no biting.....
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by miz wired » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:52 am

Not even a nibble :twisted:
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by graidawg » Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:19 am

miz wired wrote:Not even a nibble :twisted:

No TEETH
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Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by ygmir » Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:44 am

a little tooth, at just the right moment , GD..........don't overlook things "off the beaten path"............
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by graidawg » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:40 am

NO TEETH.
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by lucky420 » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:57 am

nibble nibble
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Drawingablank » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:26 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Jesus H…I have been getting emails from one of the denizens who haunt this forum and she's bitching why she is not going to be a Barbiebarian. Hello? You didn't pay your dues, you don't have a way to the playa and expect us to figure it out for you, we get you a nice trailer to camp in and you shaft your trailermates, you cannot contribute in any particular way to the Village yet expect exceptions for some specious reason. Trust me, there are people who are reading this who were expelled from Barbie Death Village (and may well still be pissed at us) who brought a helluva lot more to the table than some snivelling non-self-reliant sparkle pony. Hate me if you will, but at least we have our standards. Now please, get off my back.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by MyDearFriend » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:39 am

Drawingablank wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Jesus H…I have been getting emails from one of the denizens who haunt this forum and she's bitching why she is not going to be a Barbiebarian. Hello? You didn't pay your dues, you don't have a way to the playa and expect us to figure it out for you, we get you a nice trailer to camp in and you shaft your trailermates, you cannot contribute in any particular way to the Village yet expect exceptions for some specious reason. Trust me, there are people who are reading this who were expelled from Barbie Death Village (and may well still be pissed at us) who brought a helluva lot more to the table than some snivelling non-self-reliant sparkle pony. Hate me if you will, but at least we have our standards. Now please, get off my back.
If there is that much drama pre playa maybe it's for the best.
Absolutely. Hang in there (((Doc))). BDV is a DRAMA-FREE ZONE. We do not have time for that. BRC is full of attention-traps with actual artistic merit. And there are too many cool clever mindboggleingly-innovative sensually-delectable happy experiences on offer, yay! No sensible person will waste time on folks who demand attention to their self-generated problems.

PS GD I don't think there is any human who could not come in Doc's RV. 8) It is a focal node of cosmic proportions for sexual energy, geez I'm surprised more people aren't killed. :shock:
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by FIGJAM » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:57 am

Sooooooo there's no such thing as safe sex in Doc's RV? :shock:
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:39 am

I can't get into Doc's rv, without much additional help. Does that make me a slut?
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Savannah » Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:30 pm

I prefer to think of you as a trollop.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Wen83 » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:24 pm

I'm so excited and really looking forward to meet you all on the Playa!

The man burns in 37 days... Wow!

Dusty hugs )'(

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Turtleburp » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:10 am

Wen83 wrote:I'm so excited and really looking forward to meet you all on the Playa!

The man burns in 37 days... Wow!

Dusty hugs )'(
No way I'm hugging you if you're dusty before getting to the playa
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Dr. Pyro » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:31 am

Turtleburp wrote:No way I'm hugging you if you're dusty before getting to the playa
That's why we ask our newbies to strip naked before ringing the bell so they don't track dirt and playa dust back into the RV. Seems to work pretty well.

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by voiceinthedarkness » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:53 am

Makes sense, Doc, but how do you explain your refusal to let them dress afterwards?

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Dr. Pyro » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:45 am

voiceinthedarkness wrote:Makes sense, Doc, but how do you explain your refusal to let them dress afterwards?
I don't know what you're talking about. We've always let the men dress afterwards.

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by MikeGyver » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:27 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:
voiceinthedarkness wrote:Makes sense, Doc, but how do you explain your refusal to let them dress afterwards?
I don't know what you're talking about. We've always let the men dress afterwards.
The women can get dressed after also. They just have to read the fine print on after what.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:19 pm

Mrpatatomoto wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:
voiceinthedarkness wrote:Makes sense, Doc, but how do you explain your refusal to let them dress afterwards?
I don't know what you're talking about. We've always let the men dress afterwards.
The women can get dressed after also. They just have to read the fine print on after what.
BDV women can read? Do you let them wear shoes?
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by ygmir » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:53 pm

voiceinthedarkness wrote:Makes sense, Doc, but how do you explain your refusal to let them dress afterwards?
theCryptofishist wrote:
Mrpatatomoto wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote: I don't know what you're talking about. We've always let the men dress afterwards.
The women can get dressed after also. They just have to read the fine print on after what.
BDV women can read? Do you let them wear shoes?
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Wen83 » Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:43 am

I understood I needed to prepare well... So I'm practising on the dusty part as well :D

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by VultureChow » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:09 pm

theCryptofishist wrote: BDV women can read? Do you let them wear shoes?
Yep. It's only when we get knocked up that the shoes come off.
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by SquirrelHead » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:10 pm

VultureChow wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: BDV women can read? Do you let them wear shoes?
Yep. It's only when we get knocked up that the shoes come off.

Now I will be looking to see who had shoes one day and then none the next. :shock:
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Barbie Death Village

Post by hd0077 » Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:29 pm

Hi guys.

Is my first time in Burningman and I need a little help!!!

I live in Los Angeles and I m looking for a ride to burning man.

I can fly to Reno or to Sacramento. Or where ever you want me to come to lol

Please let me know if you have any room left to get there

Thank you!!!

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:47 pm

I'm sorry to say we are completely full. In fact, we're overfilled. We are desperately trying to trim real estate from some of the subcamps (Dye With Dignity, Dread Pirate Barbie, Meercats, even Barbie Death Camp itself) in order to fit everyone, and we're coming up short. So sorry, not this year. And some of our campmates are rather indignant because we're trimming "their" space. Oh well, life goes on.

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by akmojo » Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:31 pm

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by tamarakay » Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:49 pm

Being wildly popular is a good problem to have. Perhaps we can invade the wide open empty land in gigsville
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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:54 pm

Brilliant!

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by knowmad » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:35 pm

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Re: Barbie Death Village

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Re: Barbie Death Village

Post by Dr. Pyro » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:48 am

Just wanted to pass along that we just bought a brand new 3 liter deep fryer for our lumpia! Got it 70% off from Amazon with free shipping. Now we will be able to fry up several pounds of lumpia every night on the playa. We are looking for people who are in RVs to help us with keeping the lumpia frozen in their freezers during the week. Felony and I are pretty much out of space in ours, so if you have an RV and can take one night's worth of lumpia, please let us know. If we have four voluneeers we'll be fine.

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