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I would like to thank Drawingablank (or Bobbin to his fellow Barbiebarians) for updating the Barbie Death Camp webpage www.barbiedeathcamp.com. We were having all sorts of IT problems because I for one am borderline retarded and was unable to attach a link to order BDC&WB shirts and hats. If anybody would like to order BDC&WB swag/garb just go to the link and have at it. And the May newsletter is due out in 10 days. If you'd like to be on our newsletter list (and you need not be a Barbiebarian to receive the newsletters) shoot me a PM with your email address (keeping in mind occasionally there are NSFW videos attached, like in the April and upcoming May newsletter) and I will send it along.
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I was looking for some further information on the Tour De Franzia on Thursday evening.
We recently purchased a pretty kick ass 3 person bike from a retired burner, and think that shlepping and dispensing box wine around the Playa would be pretty kick ass. In one of the last BDV newsletters and on the volunteer sign up page it basically says "strap a box of Franzia to your handlebars, then ride around giving people wine." Is that pretty much the gist of it?
I'm assuming its BYOF. Oddly, has anyone had trouble taking boxes/bags of wine through different elevation changes?
We recently purchased a pretty kick ass 3 person bike from a retired burner, and think that shlepping and dispensing box wine around the Playa would be pretty kick ass. In one of the last BDV newsletters and on the volunteer sign up page it basically says "strap a box of Franzia to your handlebars, then ride around giving people wine." Is that pretty much the gist of it?
I'm assuming its BYOF. Oddly, has anyone had trouble taking boxes/bags of wine through different elevation changes?
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The elevation changes make no difference whatsoever. And the idea of having the wine strapped to our handlebars was Felony's idea because most of us don't have three-wheelers. We have added a Tuesday afternoon Tour de Franzia as well. And we do expect people to bring their own boxes of Franzia. I'm thinking about white for Tuesday and red for Thursday, using either an ice chest or the refridgerator in my RV to get the wine chilled. I have a basket on my bike so transportation will be easy. We'll probably go en masse around several blocks near our camp, making it a party on wheels. Who knows, maybe we can even get Barbie's Mobile Whorehouse to tag along blaring music and schlepping supplies. It is a work in progress. One thing is for certain: sobriety will not be rearing its ugly head those afternoons, that's for damn sure.
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Sounds like a lot of fun to me!
We're tricking out one of those little bike trailers, that you put kids in, to match our new bike. We haven't test driven the big bike with the trailer yet. Theoretically we could put a medium sized cooler in the trailer.
We're tricking out one of those little bike trailers, that you put kids in, to match our new bike. We haven't test driven the big bike with the trailer yet. Theoretically we could put a medium sized cooler in the trailer.
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Ok, the tour de franza is a go with me. We have a basket too. Woot!
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Trike stereo, bringing. (and fun head of sobriety...)
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Shit yeah, Elorrum! Bring that weather proof boom box you're working on!
Alright! This is gonna be a lot of fun. Cause, like, you know the rest of Burning Man is pretty boring.
If the goal of the Tour De France is to finish the race first, should the loose goal of the Tour De Franzia be to see who can get their box'o'wine drank first?
Alright! This is gonna be a lot of fun. Cause, like, you know the rest of Burning Man is pretty boring.

If the goal of the Tour De France is to finish the race first, should the loose goal of the Tour De Franzia be to see who can get their box'o'wine drank first?

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I think that would be a rather inspiring achievement.illy dilly wrote: If the goal of the Tour De France is to finish the race first, should the loose goal of the Tour De Franzia be to see who can get their box'o'wine drank first?
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Yellow jersey for the winner = proximity to someone in an ESD shirt.Dr. Pyro wrote:I think that would be a rather inspiring achievement.illy dilly wrote: If the goal of the Tour De France is to finish the race first, should the loose goal of the Tour De Franzia be to see who can get their box'o'wine drank first?
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Okay I will bring a box of each color for your trike then!Elorrum wrote:Trike stereo, bringing. (and fun head of sobriety...)



Personally I think Illy should bring an extra box to wear to the Meet & Greet.
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HAHAHA. Wear a box of wine to the MnG!MyDearFriend wrote:Okay I will bring a box of each color for your trike then!Elorrum wrote:Trike stereo, bringing. (and fun head of sobriety...)
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Personally I think Illy should bring an extra box to wear to the Meet & Greet.
"Hey, want a sip from my spigot? Its real tasty!"

Though, I have a feeling that I might be a little too big to fit in a box of Franzia. Unless they make Costco size boxes of wine.
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Genius. 

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Sounds like the tour will be quite a hoot. Quite a hoot indeed
I'm always suprised anyobody would want to drink red wine in the blistering heat tho...


I'm always suprised anyobody would want to drink red wine in the blistering heat tho...
Waffles taste better slightly burned...
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So bring white instead and chill it somehow.
Though, considering BDC&WB has been pouring red wine for the past 12 years (25 gallons or more during the week not including the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl and Meet & Greet) we've never had a complaint yet. Now shitty red wine, yeah, you might have a point there Kevin.
Though, considering BDC&WB has been pouring red wine for the past 12 years (25 gallons or more during the week not including the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl and Meet & Greet) we've never had a complaint yet. Now shitty red wine, yeah, you might have a point there Kevin.
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I will see if we get any of the Franzia in our dents. I rep this but haven't had a employee sale for awhile. Stay tuned 

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Goon - makes up 45% of Australian wine sales and even has witty drinking games such as Goon of fortune named after it.
Some of it's not even that bad - buggered if I can seem to find it in the states though.
Would happily buy some to gift to BDC if anyone can help by either knowing where it can be got and or accepting the wine in the post and packing it in
black box wines:
http://www.blackboxwines.com/index.html ... &year=1975
Wow self reliance - or just having a conversation with myself.
I feel like Simon... a little chubbier maybe
Some of it's not even that bad - buggered if I can seem to find it in the states though.
Would happily buy some to gift to BDC if anyone can help by either knowing where it can be got and or accepting the wine in the post and packing it in
black box wines:
http://www.blackboxwines.com/index.html ... &year=1975
Wow self reliance - or just having a conversation with myself.
I feel like Simon... a little chubbier maybe
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one could see an inventive Aussie cutting leg holes and an open top, leaving the valve, and having their "night time don't need a pee funnel" undies!!Bumble wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goon_of_Fortune
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Have you yet to be initiated into the slept with an Aussie club- the whole bed is a pee funnel - classy indeedygmir wrote:one could see an inventive Aussie cutting leg holes and an open top, leaving the valve, and having their "night time don't need a pee funnel" undies!!Bumble wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goon_of_Fortune
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I have not experienced the "bed is a pee funnel" part.........Turtleburp wrote:Have you yet to be initiated into the slept with an Aussie club- the whole bed is a pee funnel - classy indeedygmir wrote:one could see an inventive Aussie cutting leg holes and an open top, leaving the valve, and having their "night time don't need a pee funnel" undies!!Bumble wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goon_of_Fortune
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EWWWTurtleburp wrote: Have you yet to be initiated into the slept with an Aussie club- the whole bed is a pee funnel - classy indeed
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If the Whorehouse is not able to whore itself out for the Tour on one of those days, just send somebody over a few blocks over to grab me and my g/f, and our MV, we'll happily supply blaring music (or whatever happens into the cd player/mp3 player), and schlep supplies.Dr. Pyro wrote: maybe we can even get Barbie's Mobile Whorehouse to tag along blaring music and schlepping supplies.
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I just wanted to let everyone know that the May edition of the Barbie Death Village newsletter is hot off the presses! The videos cover from Critical Tits to Burn Night. If any of you are not on our mailing list and would like to receive this month's newsletter PM me your email address and I will be happy to send it along.
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Sadly the videos on Flip expired yesterday. I never knew they were only good for three months and I did not bother saving them. My bad.