...PICKLED STUFF!

I signed up as moop mistress and velvet rope line-wrangler. Contemplating actually bringing the uniform I have to wear, when I work security for gigs (cuz it's a thing I do).
Although, a fake BDC Ranger outfit would also be pretty funny. At least to me. I could wear my moustache. Def won't be signing up for a Ranger shift that night, this year! Screw that, I need a chaitini.