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by pinemom » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:41 am
...cheaper and way more proud to have the talent...
Practice Peeing in your backyard!
Here we go...(a introduction for Camp TMI...Im sure!)
Stand with legs apart, feet approx 2ft from each other.
Spread labia's away from clitoris area, uretha is right behind clitoris.
(clit. is female version of penis and is shaped to actually corral pee stream)
bend at lower back just a bit...so abdomen is slightly forward then thighs.
Start to pee just a little bit at first to make sure your streaming(straight line).
If everything seems ok proceed to pee at normal (not to much pressure, or you'll pee all over your fingers/legs/person standing next to you,neighbors next door).
Hint...dont try this when your tooo F'd up, cause you always pee down your leg! No matter how good you've mastered it....
when your drunk so is your body!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".