Playa Toilette Paper- Single Ply baby!

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Playa Toilette Paper- Single Ply baby!

Post by XS » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:35 pm

One of the first things greeters will tell upon arrival is about the Porta potties. "If it didn't come from your body, don't throw it in the Porta pottie!"

The reason behind this sage advice, is that the Johnny on the Spot maintenence crews pump that shit out.... right on the spot. If there's anything in the 'soup' other than regulation filth, IT WILL CLOG THE PUMP HOSES and piss the shit out of the JOTS guys.

What about TP? Most TP will disolve reaonably fast in the real world's septic systems... But not necessarily in the JOTS. So.....

GET YOURSELF SOME CAMPING TP! It's single ply vs. double-deluxe extra-padded-ass-for-comfort fluffy kind in the supermarkets. This may not disolve as quickly and can... let's just say... complicate things.

The single ply TP will clean your ass just as well. But don't forget about the personal wipes too. Make sure your personal wipes are also water soluable. Regular baby wipes may not disolve in the same way.

BRING SINGLE-PLY TP TO THE PLAYA!

HELL'S BELLS! BUY EXTRA SINGLE-PLY TP!


It makes a lovely gift.
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Re: Playa Toilette Paper- Single Ply baby!

Post by robbidobbs » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:27 pm

XS wrote: But don't forget about the personal wipes too. Make sure your personal wipes are also water soluable. Regular baby wipes may not disolve in the same way.
I appreciate your enthusiasm XS, but any kind of personal wipe, whatever it says on the package is not to go in either.

Here's the test: take one sheet of it and put it in a jar of water. Shake vigorously to simulate the action of the blue digestive liquid. Let it sit. If it doesn't dissolve in 6 hrs, it don't go in.

And to fill in your asside about "double-deluxe extra-padded-ass-for-comfort fluffy kind" the answer is that when it gets spun at the filters, it clogs them up with mook.

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PLAYA TP

Post by XS » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:44 pm

Thanks for your input Robbidobbs. I 'sit corrected'.

IT'S SINGLE-PLY TP ONLY KIDS! Cuz shit happens.

Thanks again Robbidobbs.
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Post by AntiM » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:00 am

And a reminder: Tampons did NOT "come out of your body"!

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Post by Mr. Mellow » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:55 am

Almost completely used rolls of TP thrown out by many building maintainance companies are single ply. If you have your janitor keep them for you, these can make nice gifts. Prediscard the cardboard roll to help others avoid the temptation to discard them.

Comfort wipes and multi-ply are fine if you take a couple of ziploc bags with you and pack them out of the porta-pottie. Just keep your stash secret, or you'll be mobbed for the fluffy, comfy stuff by those who will most definitely not pack out.
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Post by Mr. Mellow » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:59 am

Personally, I bring the wet wipes and pack them out.
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Post by unjonharley » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:36 pm

Almost all sports stores sell a one ply paper for climber. It's without the tube in the center. Go's in a stuf bag real easy.
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Post by Martiansky » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:01 pm

I went 1-ply shopping today.....lemme tell you, it is not very easy to find!
At Mallwart the only 1-ply is Scott and the RV kind. It's a toss up in price...RV kind $2.40 a 4 pack at 450 sheets, Scott a 4 pack, $2.50-ish and 1000 sheets per roll.

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Post by Nightterror » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:03 pm

Dollar Store and Big Lot's - both have shit loads of single ply.
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:08 pm

Big Lots
have
Shitloads

intriguing.

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Post by Martiansky » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:10 pm

Oh, dang.....I was just at the Dollar store too but I had already bought some.
No Big Lots up here yet....bummer.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:05 am

Walgreens. I got five for $2 on a coupon a couple weeks ago. Still cheap w/out. Scott.
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