booby-grabbin' mister
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
What about the gray-haired, paunchy old dude at Center Camp doing pasties? I was amazed at the number of women who took him up on his offer to wipe down their breasts with a small alcohol pad and a-fixing stick-on pasties to their nipples. What did P.T. Barnum say....?
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
Jesus, I'm not all that paunchy.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
Hell I think you've even got less gray hair than I do! So whaddya say Doc, when you return in '15 (right?) should we open a booth?Dr. Pyro wrote:Jesus, I'm not all that paunchy.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
In my opinion, someone that encourages women to cover up their nipples should be dragged out of center camp and beaten.
Just sayin.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
The last time I offered to wipe down womens breasts, I got escorted out of Walmart.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
I see a girl I went to high school with in that collection. Makes me wish I would've asked.
Re: booby-grabbin' mister
Ah yes--I believe it was P.T. Barnum who said something about a sudden & undeniable desire for pasties periodically overcoming the fear of gray-haired, paunchy Stranger Danger.dragonpilot wrote:What about the gray-haired, paunchy old dude at Center Camp doing pasties? I was amazed at the number of women who took him up on his offer to wipe down their breasts with a small alcohol pad and a-fixing stick-on pasties to their nipples. What did P.T. Barnum say....?
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
Sucker born everyday...two to take 'em away. er rather two to give away in this case
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
dragonpilot wrote:What about the gray-haired, paunchy old dude at Center Camp doing pasties? I was amazed at the number of women who took him up on his offer to wipe down their breasts with a small alcohol pad and a-fixing stick-on pasties to their nipples. What did P.T. Barnum say....?
Don't you people start getting huffy about gray-haired paunchy old dudes.
Creepy old fuckers give us gray-haired paunchy ones a bad name.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
We need some volunteer women willing to divert creeps like this away from the rest of the playa.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
I'm with ya pal!!^Rhino! wrote:dragonpilot wrote:What about the gray-haired, paunchy old dude at Center Camp doing pasties? I was amazed at the number of women who took him up on his offer to wipe down their breasts with a small alcohol pad and a-fixing stick-on pasties to their nipples. What did P.T. Barnum say....?
Don't you people start getting huffy about gray-haired paunchy old dudes.I'm one, and I didn't do pasties. I gave out shot glasses, t-shirts, and snored loudly after hours.
Creepy old fuckers give us gray-haired paunchy ones a bad name.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
Thank you, yggy.....but I must protest. You are a CLASSY gray-haired paunchy old guy....you wore a TUX to the meet and greet. Nobody in their right mind would question your motives. You seemed to me to be the kind of gentleman who goes about his business with gentility and forethought. And dresses well. A playa GQ cover, if you will.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
Ya, ^Rhino! I think you nailed it.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
I have seen this video and can link it to you if you have not found him yet.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
I hereby volunteer to divert these creeps.We need some volunteer women willing to divert creeps like this away from the rest of the playa.
...Into my camp.