booby-grabbin' mister
booby-grabbin' mister
at some point when I was wandering around near the man on Thursday (I think) a guy came up to me and explained that he was doing an art project that involved hundreds of pictures of his hands on the chests of females he had met at burning man. he showed me a lot of the photos (he had like 300 or something crazy) and they were really really cool. I would love to see how his project turned out.
if you had your boob grabbed consensually by a very polite man doing a project, do you have info?!?! I know he said that he was putting it all on some website at some point but of course I don't remember the url.
if you had your boob grabbed consensually by a very polite man doing a project, do you have info?!?! I know he said that he was putting it all on some website at some point but of course I don't remember the url.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
That's either brilliant or vile.
I'm afraid I'll need to see the pics to decide.
I'm afraid I'll need to see the pics to decide.
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I think it was one of the most clever and polite ways to grab a boob on camera (that I've experienced)
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
Now I know, my subway fetish.......it's really art!
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
In 2002, a guy was going around on the Esplanade with a free mammograms sign and a box with cutouts to set your breasts in. I'd had a biopsy right be we left, and my boob was black and blue and purple. I whipped out my tits and placed them in the box before he could refuse me. Uh, uh, uh he stuttered. I may have breast cancer, I don't know, I told him (I didn't ... that time). He apologized and placed one very gentle kiss on the top of my breast. Looked very shaken. Ha!
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dont read the comments though
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Cringeworthy.
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Another guy carried around these cool masks and would ask topless women to let him take a picture of them topless with the mask on.
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The stallion thinks he is genius.
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Oh, and one thing I did notice with camera dude was although there were older and more varied body types available it seems only the hot young ones agreed to be photographed. Lol
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Oh gawd something is wrong when this sort of thing makes it to 9gag before it hits the chans. The internets is broken!
In all seriousness I hope he's not presenting these photos like they were on 9gag. Less seriously I kind of what to know what this guy looked like.
I also think that next year someone lady should do this exact thing with boy bits, but phrase the question is such a way that a boy hand ends up doing the touching.
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Really? An Art Project? Can't wait for that coffee table book to come out. Should be a best seller come Christmas. 

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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
Please sir, teach me, for I have much to learn.
Re: booby-grabbin' mister
The "photographer" of this little "art project" is apparently trying to get the images taken down on the multiple sites that are now re-posting the images.
His name is Dong Xiao
https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
His name is Dong Xiao
https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
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That was after the IP team went after him apparently.TheJudge wrote:The "photographer" of this little "art project" is apparently trying to get the images taken down on the multiple sites that are now re-posting the images.
His name is Dong Xiao
https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
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Yeah this is probably the only way he ever gets to touch boobs.
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This is why I only whip the twins out for people too old to figure out how to upload the photos.
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The "EDM community" (forgive me for the use of the term, I hate it, but it is distinctly different from the electronic music community) picked this up a week ago, and it's been reposted among various "EDM" blogs, with people who have no idea what Burning Man is being completely outraged about it, and bros worshiping this unknown dude like a god.
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"The pictures is taken by me.Please delete these pictures. I did not give any authoriztions for any third-party group to publish these pictures."TheJudge wrote:The "photographer" of this little "art project" is apparently trying to get the images taken down on the multiple sites that are now re-posting the images.
His name is Dong Xiao
https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
...wow. Someone is lacking a fundamental understanding of the internet.
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Hmmm. So he's mad that someone is using his pictures without his "authorizations" Oh the irony.
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And how old might that be?VultureChow wrote:This is why I only whip the twins out for people too old to figure out how to upload the photos.
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Huh. Crazy. I don't think this was the person that grabbed my boob, hahah. This got a whole lot weirder!TheJudge wrote:The "photographer" of this little "art project" is apparently trying to get the images taken down on the multiple sites that are now re-posting the images.
His name is Dong Xiao
https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
edit: but then again, how many people do boob photoshoots at burning man? the world may never know
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister
ewbritzbitz wrote:The "EDM community" (forgive me for the use of the term, I hate it, but it is distinctly different from the electronic music community) picked this up a week ago, and it's been reposted among various "EDM" blogs, with people who have no idea what Burning Man is being completely outraged about it, and bros worshiping this unknown dude like a god.
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Well, it was all consentual. In the end he had a good time and posted the results. He's still an order of magnitude off from that Russian guy who was squeezing 1000 boobs in Moscow before shaking Putin's hand.
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I look at this situation...a guy working his way through the whole of BM squeezing a boob and taking a pic.
Out in the real world, he goes straight to jail.
On the playa, he becomes a...what...what does he become...is he a creep, an artist, a clever burner, a little of column A B and C?
With the thought of free expression and hanging your up's at the gate...
I am thinking maybe if it were a polaroid, giving the pic to the bearer of the boob in hand, this...this would make more sense...gifting a moment.
Documenting it...that seems...a bit commercial.
He wants the pics taken down, his artistic vision is bruised, blaa blaa blaa.
It is curious that all the girls were of a certain body type...as noted above, some not wanting to be photographed.
It smacks of celebrating glitter ponies.
Just smacks though...clearly the vast majority of the women seemed to be dusty, happy, and playful...all qualities appreciated on the playa
Hmmm clearly the OP felt (hah) that this was no issue...and in truth I don't either...shake a hand, touch a face, squeeze a boob, etc. seems like a day on the clay dust...
An interesting and thought provoking consideration.
The note of a woman doing the same, documenting the grab of men's naughty bits...having a guy's hand proxy the grab...hmmm curious...I was all like "right right, that is the next step" then "whoa wait a minute" and then "no no no I'm going to have to pass" lol. Such are the hooks that one, or I, hangs our up's upon
As a second thought...perhaps a mobile photo booth might be fun...free snap shots gifted to those who pose within...perhaps a digital option for those wishing to have the moment documented to their books of face or for friend to share...?
Out in the real world, he goes straight to jail.
On the playa, he becomes a...what...what does he become...is he a creep, an artist, a clever burner, a little of column A B and C?
With the thought of free expression and hanging your up's at the gate...
I am thinking maybe if it were a polaroid, giving the pic to the bearer of the boob in hand, this...this would make more sense...gifting a moment.
Documenting it...that seems...a bit commercial.
He wants the pics taken down, his artistic vision is bruised, blaa blaa blaa.
It is curious that all the girls were of a certain body type...as noted above, some not wanting to be photographed.
It smacks of celebrating glitter ponies.
Just smacks though...clearly the vast majority of the women seemed to be dusty, happy, and playful...all qualities appreciated on the playa

Hmmm clearly the OP felt (hah) that this was no issue...and in truth I don't either...shake a hand, touch a face, squeeze a boob, etc. seems like a day on the clay dust...
An interesting and thought provoking consideration.
The note of a woman doing the same, documenting the grab of men's naughty bits...having a guy's hand proxy the grab...hmmm curious...I was all like "right right, that is the next step" then "whoa wait a minute" and then "no no no I'm going to have to pass" lol. Such are the hooks that one, or I, hangs our up's upon

As a second thought...perhaps a mobile photo booth might be fun...free snap shots gifted to those who pose within...perhaps a digital option for those wishing to have the moment documented to their books of face or for friend to share...?
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SIgh... At this point I'm down to people who lived through the depression. Damn technology has made it way to easy for the geriatric set.jkisha wrote:And how old might that be?VultureChow wrote:This is why I only whip the twins out for people too old to figure out how to upload the photos.
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No one, no one!, has made snarky comments about his name being "Dong"? Not even Ygmir? Oy!
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At least his name isn't Il Dong...
Then again, maybe that explains the hands-on-only motif. Perhaps Mr. Happy wasn't feeling well?

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PAGE TWO had it.
*whew!*
*whew!*
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