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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby dragonpilot » Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:52 pm

What about the gray-haired, paunchy old dude at Center Camp doing pasties? I was amazed at the number of women who took him up on his offer to wipe down their breasts with a small alcohol pad and a-fixing stick-on pasties to their nipples. What did P.T. Barnum say....?
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:07 pm

Jesus, I'm not all that paunchy.

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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby Captain Goddammit » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:21 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Jesus, I'm not all that paunchy.

Hell I think you've even got less gray hair than I do! So whaddya say Doc, when you return in '15 (right?) should we open a booth?
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby TheJudge » Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:54 pm

In my opinion, someone that encourages women to cover up their nipples should be dragged out of center camp and beaten.

Just sayin.
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Postby TT120 » Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:04 pm

The last time I offered to wipe down womens breasts, I got escorted out of Walmart.
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Postby ACfromSAC » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:35 pm

I see a girl I went to high school with in that collection. Makes me wish I would've asked.

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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby Savannah » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:55 pm

dragonpilot wrote:What about the gray-haired, paunchy old dude at Center Camp doing pasties? I was amazed at the number of women who took him up on his offer to wipe down their breasts with a small alcohol pad and a-fixing stick-on pasties to their nipples. What did P.T. Barnum say....?


Ah yes--I believe it was P.T. Barnum who said something about a sudden & undeniable desire for pasties periodically overcoming the fear of gray-haired, paunchy Stranger Danger.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby Roam » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:15 pm

Sucker born everyday...two to take 'em away. er rather two to give away in this case

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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby ^Rhino! » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:20 am

dragonpilot wrote:What about the gray-haired, paunchy old dude at Center Camp doing pasties? I was amazed at the number of women who took him up on his offer to wipe down their breasts with a small alcohol pad and a-fixing stick-on pasties to their nipples. What did P.T. Barnum say....?



Don't you people start getting huffy about gray-haired paunchy old dudes. :roll: I'm one, and I didn't do pasties. I gave out shot glasses, t-shirts, and snored loudly after hours.

Creepy old fuckers give us gray-haired paunchy ones a bad name. :oops:
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:16 pm

We need some volunteer women willing to divert creeps like this away from the rest of the playa.

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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:46 pm

^Rhino! wrote:
dragonpilot wrote:What about the gray-haired, paunchy old dude at Center Camp doing pasties? I was amazed at the number of women who took him up on his offer to wipe down their breasts with a small alcohol pad and a-fixing stick-on pasties to their nipples. What did P.T. Barnum say....?



Don't you people start getting huffy about gray-haired paunchy old dudes. :roll: I'm one, and I didn't do pasties. I gave out shot glasses, t-shirts, and snored loudly after hours.

Creepy old fuckers give us gray-haired paunchy ones a bad name. :oops:


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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby ^Rhino! » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:18 pm

Thank you, yggy.....but I must protest. You are a CLASSY gray-haired paunchy old guy....you wore a TUX to the meet and greet. Nobody in their right mind would question your motives. You seemed to me to be the kind of gentleman who goes about his business with gentility and forethought. And dresses well. A playa GQ cover, if you will.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:27 pm

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Postby Elderberry » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:44 pm

Ya, ^Rhino! I think you nailed it.
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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby funkedad » Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:52 pm

I have seen this video and can link it to you if you have not found him yet.

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Re: booby-grabbin' mister

Postby OatmealMama » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:42 pm

We need some volunteer women willing to divert creeps like this away from the rest of the playa.


I hereby volunteer to divert these creeps.

...Into my camp. :)


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