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Post by 4201999 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:01 am

at some point when I was wandering around near the man on Thursday (I think) a guy came up to me and explained that he was doing an art project that involved hundreds of pictures of his hands on the chests of females he had met at burning man. he showed me a lot of the photos (he had like 300 or something crazy) and they were really really cool. I would love to see how his project turned out.
if you had your boob grabbed consensually by a very polite man doing a project, do you have info?!?! I know he said that he was putting it all on some website at some point but of course I don't remember the url.
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Post by VultureChow » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:19 am

That's either brilliant or vile.

I'm afraid I'll need to see the pics to decide.
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Post by 4201999 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:22 am

I think it was one of the most clever and polite ways to grab a boob on camera (that I've experienced)
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Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:25 am

Now I know, my subway fetish.......it's really art!

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Post by AntiM » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:52 am

In 2002, a guy was going around on the Esplanade with a free mammograms sign and a box with cutouts to set your breasts in. I'd had a biopsy right be we left, and my boob was black and blue and purple. I whipped out my tits and placed them in the box before he could refuse me. Uh, uh, uh he stuttered. I may have breast cancer, I don't know, I told him (I didn't ... that time). He apologized and placed one very gentle kiss on the top of my breast. Looked very shaken. Ha!

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Post by lexy » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:46 pm

saw this on 9gag today


http://9gag.com/gag/aeNeVqv

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Post by lexy » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:54 pm

dont read the comments though

jesus christ

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Post by strange love » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:02 pm

Cringeworthy.

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Post by tamarakay » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:11 pm

Another guy carried around these cool masks and would ask topless women to let him take a picture of them topless with the mask on.

The stallion thinks he is genius.
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Post by tamarakay » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:14 pm

Oh, and one thing I did notice with camera dude was although there were older and more varied body types available it seems only the hot young ones agreed to be photographed. Lol
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Post by graidawg » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:50 pm

*taking notes*
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Post by C187 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:55 pm

lexy wrote:saw this on 9gag today


http://9gag.com/gag/aeNeVqv
Oh gawd something is wrong when this sort of thing makes it to 9gag before it hits the chans. The internets is broken!

In all seriousness I hope he's not presenting these photos like they were on 9gag. Less seriously I kind of what to know what this guy looked like.
I also think that next year someone lady should do this exact thing with boy bits, but phrase the question is such a way that a boy hand ends up doing the touching.
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Post by Dr Helix » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:57 pm

Really? An Art Project? Can't wait for that coffee table book to come out. Should be a best seller come Christmas. :roll:
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Post by DrYes » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:16 pm

Please sir, teach me, for I have much to learn.

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Post by TheJudge » Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:06 am

The "photographer" of this little "art project" is apparently trying to get the images taken down on the multiple sites that are now re-posting the images.

His name is Dong Xiao

https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
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Post by mudpuppy000 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:06 am

TheJudge wrote:The "photographer" of this little "art project" is apparently trying to get the images taken down on the multiple sites that are now re-posting the images.

His name is Dong Xiao

https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
That was after the IP team went after him apparently.

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Post by lucky420 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:43 am

Yeah this is probably the only way he ever gets to touch boobs.
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by VultureChow » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:47 am

This is why I only whip the twins out for people too old to figure out how to upload the photos.
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Post by britzbitz » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:43 am

The "EDM community" (forgive me for the use of the term, I hate it, but it is distinctly different from the electronic music community) picked this up a week ago, and it's been reposted among various "EDM" blogs, with people who have no idea what Burning Man is being completely outraged about it, and bros worshiping this unknown dude like a god.
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Post by britzbitz » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:45 am

TheJudge wrote:The "photographer" of this little "art project" is apparently trying to get the images taken down on the multiple sites that are now re-posting the images.

His name is Dong Xiao

https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
"The pictures is taken by me.Please delete these pictures. I did not give any authoriztions for any third-party group to publish these pictures."

...wow. Someone is lacking a fundamental understanding of the internet.
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Post by TheJudge » Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:51 am

Hmmm. So he's mad that someone is using his pictures without his "authorizations" Oh the irony.
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Post by Elderberry » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:09 am

VultureChow wrote:This is why I only whip the twins out for people too old to figure out how to upload the photos.
And how old might that be?
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Post by 4201999 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:21 pm

TheJudge wrote:The "photographer" of this little "art project" is apparently trying to get the images taken down on the multiple sites that are now re-posting the images.

His name is Dong Xiao

https://www.facebook.com/dong.xiao.14
Huh. Crazy. I don't think this was the person that grabbed my boob, hahah. This got a whole lot weirder!
edit: but then again, how many people do boob photoshoots at burning man? the world may never know
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Post by 4201999 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:21 pm

britzbitz wrote:The "EDM community" (forgive me for the use of the term, I hate it, but it is distinctly different from the electronic music community) picked this up a week ago, and it's been reposted among various "EDM" blogs, with people who have no idea what Burning Man is being completely outraged about it, and bros worshiping this unknown dude like a god.
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Post by BBadger » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:40 pm

Well, it was all consentual. In the end he had a good time and posted the results. He's still an order of magnitude off from that Russian guy who was squeezing 1000 boobs in Moscow before shaking Putin's hand.
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Post by atomicray » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:28 am

I look at this situation...a guy working his way through the whole of BM squeezing a boob and taking a pic.

Out in the real world, he goes straight to jail.

On the playa, he becomes a...what...what does he become...is he a creep, an artist, a clever burner, a little of column A B and C?

With the thought of free expression and hanging your up's at the gate...

I am thinking maybe if it were a polaroid, giving the pic to the bearer of the boob in hand, this...this would make more sense...gifting a moment.

Documenting it...that seems...a bit commercial.

He wants the pics taken down, his artistic vision is bruised, blaa blaa blaa.

It is curious that all the girls were of a certain body type...as noted above, some not wanting to be photographed.

It smacks of celebrating glitter ponies.

Just smacks though...clearly the vast majority of the women seemed to be dusty, happy, and playful...all qualities appreciated on the playa :)

Hmmm clearly the OP felt (hah) that this was no issue...and in truth I don't either...shake a hand, touch a face, squeeze a boob, etc. seems like a day on the clay dust...

An interesting and thought provoking consideration.

The note of a woman doing the same, documenting the grab of men's naughty bits...having a guy's hand proxy the grab...hmmm curious...I was all like "right right, that is the next step" then "whoa wait a minute" and then "no no no I'm going to have to pass" lol. Such are the hooks that one, or I, hangs our up's upon :D


As a second thought...perhaps a mobile photo booth might be fun...free snap shots gifted to those who pose within...perhaps a digital option for those wishing to have the moment documented to their books of face or for friend to share...?
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Post by VultureChow » Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:01 am

jkisha wrote:
VultureChow wrote:This is why I only whip the twins out for people too old to figure out how to upload the photos.
And how old might that be?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:19 pm

No one, no one!, has made snarky comments about his name being "Dong"? Not even Ygmir? Oy!
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Post by GreyCoyote » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:34 pm

At least his name isn't Il Dong... :mrgreen: Then again, maybe that explains the hands-on-only motif. Perhaps Mr. Happy wasn't feeling well?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:45 pm

PAGE TWO had it.


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