Dr. Baron von realz Esq.

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forrest Gump
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Dr. Baron von realz Esq.

Post by forrest Gump » Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:21 am

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“Dr. Baron von Realz Esq. most spectacular Steampunk Sideshow of altered reality and debauchery” needs you. Come join our circus of freaks and be a part of the shenanigans of our camp. Flaming girls, tattoos, body modifications, piercings, carnies, performers, freaks, geeks, hooligans and other oddities are welcome to fill our ranks.

We are fun group of 18 to 40 something year olds from across the globe looking for like minded people to be a part of our camp. We do not expect you to be our best friend but you should be social and able to communicate with more than grunts and growls. We all get along great and share “chores” mostly cooking dishes, spinning people on the wheel, yes we have a wheel we strap people to and spin, tending bar, playing DJ, and getting into all kinds of shenanigans. We share the evening meal together served at sunset. Then everyone goes their separate ways or goes in small groups. We take turns cooking doing dishes, and strapping people to our wheel.

Besides filling our ranks we are looking for dedicated minions to help us set up and tear down the camp, so If you can chew gum and walk at the same time we might be able to get you an early entry pass, couch taters need not apply. Never been to burning man? Not to worry we love virgin’s yum yum.

Our tasty community events

Monday- 11:00 am clearing chakras workshop
Tuesday- 12:30 pm Hemp necklace & bracelets workshop, 5:00 pm pussy riot tutu Tuesday party
Wednesday- 10:00 am Hangover hump day, 5:00 pm Werewolves (a party game)
Thursday- 1:00 pm Body painting, 8:00 pm Fairy shrimps and Dust devils tales from black rock city (a kid friendly play)
Friday- 11:00 am clearing chakras workshop
Saturday-1:00 pm Body painting
Sunday- 2:00 pm Sunday Party
Monday- 1:00 pm water fight

What the camp provides;

Food for evening meals
Chill space
A prime space to set up your shelter (4:30 & G)
Being a part of a theme camp
Ability to hang out with the cool kids
A place to rest and recuperate

What you provide;

Shared help with camp obligations
Water to drink and shower with
Food beyond what camp supplies
Your own shelter
Passion, openness

We are from all across the world and thrive on meet new people from different cultures. If your interested let me know and I will send you more info.

Some ear candy for you to munch on:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZwaI_Wcp6oPeace

Dr. Baron von Realz Esq.

“You are the art!”
- Dr.Baron von Realz Esq.

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Re: Dr. Baron von realz Esq.

Post by Kss » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:12 am

Hey Doctor Realz! Sounds like a hoot! Sign me up. (Aren't you the guy with 6 toes on your left foot?)

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Re: Dr. Baron von realz Esq.

Post by forrest Gump » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:54 am

No were the ones with the 6 toes on the right foot, watch out for the 6 toe left for people those guys are nothing but trouble!

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Re: Dr. Baron von realz Esq.

Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:22 am

Sounds familiar.


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