Electricity........................................the Power of Candy
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:35 pm
by CleCub
Just wondering if Willy Wonka's factory was powered by electricity or magic?
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:00 pm
by FossaFerox
CleCub wrote:Just wondering if Willy Wonka's factory was powered by electricity or magic?
Slave labor, I think.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:42 pm
by CleCub
Right...I forgot about the little orange guys. The factory runs off of the crushed hopes and dreams or enslaved oompa-loompas.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:28 pm
by Ugly Dougly
Which one has better kandy?
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:18 pm
by itsfish20
haha
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:02 am
by name redacted
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:21 am
by Aurelia
wear your toe shoes
all of the above in rhythm
xoA
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:40 am
by Roberto Dobbisano
The factory runs off of the crushed hopes and dreams of enslaved oompa-loompas.
shhhhh, do you want larry to hear you? the org does not take kindly to criticism.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:12 am
by Major Krash
CleCub wrote:Right...I forgot about the little orange guys. The factory runs off of the crushed hopes and dreams or enslaved oompa-loompas.
They're the ones that took the red brick road, instead of the yellow brick road.....
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:14 am
by some seeing eye
Reality v Fiction is an easy choice. YMMV.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:45 am
by Simon of the Playa
i don't know if they can handle the truth, after all, it is much stranger.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:20 am
by theCryptofishist
Major Krash wrote:
CleCub wrote:Right...I forgot about the little orange guys. The factory runs off of the crushed hopes and dreams or enslaved oompa-loompas.
They're the ones that took the red brick road, instead of the yellow brick road.....
OMG! that's brilliant!
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:23 am
by some seeing eye
60,000 Oompa Loompas can't be wrong, right? Is Charlie Bucket the nonprofit? Who is Slugworth?
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:57 am
by CleCub
Why is it that 60, 000 Oompa Loompas are willing to work indoors, 24 hours a day, year round, taking orders from some crazy antisocial dude in a purple suit. Half of the factory is probably a meth lab.....Think about it. Most of the factory is off limits durin the tour and you can tell Ol' Willy is dipping into his private stash.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:46 am
by Simon of the Playa
all of a sudden, Breaking Bad seems tame by comparison.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:03 pm
by CleCub
I'm tellin you...his birth name was William Heisenberg.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:15 pm
by GreyCoyote
William was the name Werner gave the SPCA when they came inquiring about an allegedy abused cat...
Electricity...............the Power of Candy................kickass music and a safe world
Crossing the 8th dimension through the side of a mountain and saving the world seem to be so much more fun.
Add a flux capcitor and Banzai would have been set.
Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:11 pm
by Simon of the Playa
in my top five all time faves.
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Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:22 pm
by Lonesomebri
So, yeah, will it be a Tesla coil, or Everlasting Gobstoppers that the hippies will be digging in the dust for after the temple burn?
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Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:23 pm
by Simon of the Playa
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Re: Tesla Vs. Willy Wonka
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:22 pm
by CleCub
I hate to do this but you brought it up and got me thinking.
^Rhino! wrote:Add a flux capcitor and Banzai would have been set.
TESLA *******************WONKA********************************BUCKAROO BANZAI************************************DR. EMMETT BROWN
scientist................chocolatier...............scientist,neurosurgeon,martial artist,musician...........self titled "student of all sciences"
dies penniless..........wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.........very wealthy.....................travels through time with a briefcase of assorted currency
worked alone...........small army of Oompah Loompahs...........worked with Team Banzai.................two words...Marty McFly
Gov't stole Secret Work....Gobstopper formula safe..........oscillation overthruster safe.....................flux capacitor safe
Edison...................Slugworth..............................John Bigbooty...................................an endless bloodline of Tannens
Electricity...............the Power of Candy................kickass music and a safe world........................Time Travel
A nuclear powered, flying, time traveling Delorean............nice.