The Lazy Man's* Guide to Caravansery

Caravansary - This year we will create a caravansary that occupies the crossroads of a dreamland: a bazaar of the bizarre wherein treasures of every sort, from every land and age, flow in and out to be flaunted, lost, exploited and discovered. This is not a tourist destination, but a home for travelers who come here bearing gifts. Amid the twisting and the turnings of its souk, participants will come upon an inexhaustible array of teeming goods and unexpected services. Anyone may pose as 'merchant' here, and anyone may play a 'customer', but nothing in this strange emporium shall have a purchase price — no quid, no pro, no quo — no trade at all will be allowed in this ambiguous arcade. According to a rule of desert hospitality, the only thing of value in this 'marketplace' will be one's interaction with a fellow human being.
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Post by FIGJAM » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:12 pm

Been-him!
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Post by CrispyDave » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:25 pm

We should re-label it to DRUM CIRCLE 2.0
Plan for the worst, expect the best.
Make the most out of it under any conditions.
If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself.

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Post by unjonharley » Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:59 am

Shorten your greeting from salami to bacon

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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:33 am

"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:34 am

It made sense in the '60s when Turkey actually did grow a large part of our tobacco crop, but now the Brazilians have stolen their profitable business of poisoning Americans. :(
theCryptofishist wrote:How could we have forgotten this bit of cringe-worthy international cultural exchange. No wonder they hate our freedom...

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:59 pm

And the world. Remember, the tendency to smoke is going down in the States. But upwards in other various places...
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:00 am

Just work with your basic Arab stereotypes, play a lot of loud music, get very drunk, and you'll be fine.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:01 am

harem scare 'em.
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Post by unjonharley » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:05 am

Arab living in the east don't drink :wink: ..

But when visiting the US.. When the US do as the natives do..

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:13 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Just work with your basic Arab stereotypes, play a lot of loud music, get very drunk, and you'll be fine.

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Okay, business suit guy, blonde girl, suicide bomber, and habeeb wearer. Is that right?

We are so fucking doomed...
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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:10 pm

brick your camel.. you squeeze more mile per water gallon that way.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:50 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:52 pm

Look. The baby has almost no hump at all...
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:16 am

Mens Halloween Costume Adult Iron Arab Sheik Outfit
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Sku: 211548924
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:16 am

I WANT YOU TO ART ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN
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Post by unjonharley » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:35 am

Shirley you Beau Geste

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Post by Lowz » Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:21 am

1) find a black geyser
2) invade it
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:45 am

it's all about the Luggage...
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Post by Malachite » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:06 am

If you hang on to your past fashionable clothes long enough, they will be fashionable again.
So once again I can wear my 30 year old male belly dance outfit. Back then it was a great way to hang out with scantily clad women with my wife watching (and dancing). I'm thinking it might work again.
If the sword is balanced on my head, you may want to step back. I'd better practice that part.
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Post by FIGJAM » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:35 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:it's all about the Luggage...

http://www.farshiftnovel.com/luggage/
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Post by unjonharley » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:59 am

FIGJAM wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:it's all about the Luggage...

http://www.farshiftnovel.com/luggage/
See, Simon knows..

Simon saze, It's all about the luggage..

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:12 pm

There's always baggage...
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:56 pm

"Lug-gage"



because it sounds better than Schlepage.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:12 pm

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