Red Heifer Bar-B-Q and City Purification.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:50 am

Sacred Cow

on the sabbath, join us in purifying the City of it's Sins, and a Tasty Bar-B-Q of the 10th Red Heifer at Playa Waste Raiders.

wash your feet beforehand, please.

More information, time, and place to follow.

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:43 am

what's with the middle east and cutting throats?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:44 am

if you prefer to beat your meat over the head with your big northern pagan war hammer, far be it from me to criticize...

here's how we do it...

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digital · Post by **digital** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:28 am

Just don't BBQ over the man ashes, mkay? Copper fumes are bad. Really bad.

Post by **trilobyte** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:01 am

Mmmmm bbq...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:05 am

everybody gets an end cut !!!

Moozeltov!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:26 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:everybody gets an end cut !!!

Moozeltov!

Mooseltov.........

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oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:33 pm

Ah yes. A song comes to mind....

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Post by **Eric** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 3:25 pm

Should I not point out that technically you shouldn't be eating it, but purifying your bodies with it's ashes (ie: burn it to a crisp, then keep burning it). I'm also curious if Simon is going to walk around naked, since the person who burns the heifer is unclean & has to wash their clothes and bodies (yet still remain unclean until evening).

Man, you get stuck with this verse for your Bar Mitvah and you never get to forget it...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:35 pm

oscillator wrote:Ah yes. A song comes to mind....

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reminds me of date night in Lovelock...........

oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:16 am

Sir! Where are your manners????

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:29 am

it's not like it's without precedent...

I'm also curious if Simon is going to walk around naked

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