Tarwater - Misfortune Tellers wanted

[Rusted Iron]

We will be putting up the Hit or Miss Fortune Telling booth in our camp. I just learned that one of our card readers can't make. (A work-commitment just came up.). We do have three more misfortune tellers but we would like one or two more for a couple of shifts, if anyone feels like joining in.

The idea is for everyone to enjoy themselves. No mean or cruel readings. No one should take themselves too seriously.

We will be located at 6 and A in Tarwater.

[Rusted Iron]

That should be four not three. Must count myself.

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how does one qualify as a misfortune teller?
im good at telling people "youre fucked" and i kind of enjoy it

[Token]

Do you have implements of misfortune nearby?

Spank-a-tron?

Joy-Buzzer lawn chairs?

A giant rubber chicken?

Cat of nine tails?

A dirty hippie on staff to gift hugs?

[Dr. Pyro]

A dirty hippie on staff to gift hugs?

You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one.

[Captain Goddammit]

In that case we should go out swinging dead cats.

[Rusted Iron]

In all seriousness, we have the following age-old tools of fortune telling:

1). A bag of Scrabble tiles, along with a guide to their meanings.

2). MOOP, for reading the Ruins, (no, not Runes.)

3). A Magic 8 Ball and an, uh, a yellow one and a purple one.. For self-service fortunes.

4). Something special that Tom has come up with.

5). A deck of HAPPY! Tarot cards.

6). Misfortune Cookies.

(How long is an age anyway?)

[Rusted Iron]

We are now up to five.