Pantzooka Patrol

Gothalot · Post by **Gothalot** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:30 pm

Pantzooka Patrol, as some of you may already be aware of, is a dedicated force determined to put pants on the pantless. We accept full nakedness, however cannot condone the major fashion dont of shirt wearing pantless men on the playa. We WILL be out there this year again with our pantzookas shooting pants as per usual. Any of those that wish to join us in designing an unoffical theme camp, or official who knows cause we like being PlayaRebels, are asked to email us with some details about themselves, any air cannon device they may be able to contribute etc. We could really use an old willys jeep if ya have one. The General wants to look cool out there in a Jeep while we shoot pants.

Thank you.

Stand by for the pantzooka website.

Gothalot · Post by **Gothalot** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:31 pm

Oh yes We are based in Los angeles.

PantzookaHQ · Post by **PantzookaHQ** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:01 pm

HQ confirms the statements above and would like to add that General Pants would be satisfied with a golf cart turned Pantzooka Assult vehicle rigged with a speed limiter.

- Lt. Under Wear

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:14 pm

ITYM "pants cannon". Camp Carp's had one for years.

PantzookaHQ · Post by **PantzookaHQ** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:18 pm

Good we will come over and liberate it and put it in the capable hands of The Pantzooka Patrol.
"Got pants?"

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:22 pm

Gothalot wrote: We could really use an old willys jeep if ya have one. The General wants to look cool out there in a Jeep while we shoot pants.

What I have is an old (1977) army truck--dodge 3/4 ton full size w/ desert camo paint job. Alas, she wont just fade away, even though she's dying.

Not a willys jeep. But definately her own self.

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:49 pm

Will there be complemenary bananas in those pants?

inquiringly,
mr smith

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:51 pm

Heyyyyy... somebody broke the edit button. sheet...

that was complementary in that last post.

(You guys are getting way to formal with my eplaya)

inconstructionally,
mr smith

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:57 pm

Last Real Burner wrote: to formal

Formal is now a verb?

Lost in the linguistic wilderness--

PantzookaHQ · Post by **PantzookaHQ** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:10 am

Last Real Burner wrote:Will there be complemenary bananas in those pants?

inquiringly,
mr smith

That depends on the individual Pantzooka Patrolee if he or she wishes to launch their banana.

PantzookaHQ · Post by **PantzookaHQ** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:14 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Gothalot wrote: We could really use an old willys jeep if ya have one. The General wants to look cool out there in a Jeep while we shoot pants.
What I have is an old (1977) army truck--dodge 3/4 ton full size w/ desert camo paint job. Alas, she wont just fade away, even though she's dying.

Not a willys jeep. But definately her own self.

General Pants wants to know if you have a pic of it and where are you based. We are concerned with size out there on the Playa. Email [email protected]

Thanks so much. Lt Under Wear

III · Post by **III** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:02 pm

>complementary

or maybe complimentary.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:05 pm

*Bump* Love to know if you guys are in force for BM05. We've got a thread and website for our air cannon and would love a friendly battle for air superiority. Loser must wear pants. Here's the link:
http://www.mutantvehicle.com/Apokizooka.htm

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:31 am

*Bump* Please tell me you blokes are in full affect for 2007!

citizenx · Post by **citizenx** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:40 am

That's the plan, Mr. J. Mr..

Barring any repetition of the unfortunate sciatica-related incident that prevented its deployment last year.

"You know, Mr. President, the part about our deterrent lacking credibility..." - from Dr. Strangelove

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