People Seeking Camps 2016

[Verve 2]

Well at least you're cute.

[oaklandfunk]

Oakland do you still work Gate? The commissary isn't all bad. Salads for lunch. Vegan choices at every meal.

Sadly wifey doesn't come in long enough to get commissary privileges. I agree it's great there.

[oaklandfunk]

Well at least you're cute.

Yup that and money will actually get you fed at a theme camp.

[oaklandfunk]

Mid-week, I'd about kill for staff food, our rangers in camp eat there now and then. I'm curious what your definition of healthy food is, and what do you envision as a decent meal plan?

Well I know for example that red
Lightning has in the past run a kitchen you could buy into with hippie dippie food which sounded nice. There are other smaller camps that want to offset their food costs by allowing outside burners I. Most of their operations are so small they also need you to prepare food or wash dishes at some point during your week. Don't kill me trolls, I'd do that! I think heebee jeebies does something too.

[oaklandfunk]

I have promised this year to treat her better and find healthy and delicious food for us both.

I just like the part where his "promise to treat her better" involved posting on eplaya.

With a husband like that, who needs a meal plan!

Do you really think I'm a bad husband?

[Verve 2]

Well that does tell all. Perhaps Coachella is a better fit for you and the Mrs.

[Dr Helix]

I have promised this year to treat her better and find healthy and delicious food for us both.

I just like the part where his "promise to treat her better" involved posting on eplaya.

With a husband like that, who needs a meal plan!

Do you really think I'm a bad husband?

Nah, sounds like you're trying. And after reading some of your more informational responses you do seem to have some knowledge on this and that you are willing to help with $$$$ and sweat equity. So I will take back some of what I said and wish you good luck. One more question and it is asked with respect; Could your wife not bring the food you seek with her when she comes?

[oaklandfunk]

Well that does tell all. Perhaps Coachella is a better fit for you and the Mrs.

Perhaps you're right- if this thread is any indication the people there are less annoying and much smarter.

[Kelsier]

Really only noticing ONE annoying person on this thread. You've got that to offer on top of cuteness.

[oaklandfunk]

Really only noticing ONE annoying person on this thread. You've got that to offer on top of cuteness.

Oh man to be socially retarded enough to only see one annoying person on a thread on the e-playa. Sounds like simple bliss.

[Dr Helix]

Well that does tell all. Perhaps Coachella is a better fit for you and the Mrs.

Perhaps you're right- if this thread is any indication the people there are less annoying and much smarter.

Well look on the bright side. You got your post count up.

[Dr. Pyro]

You would hate the "meal plan" at Barbie Death Camp. Suffice it to say we ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way. You get it our way and like it or you don't get it all. Gluten free? Fuck that. Vegetarian? What the hell do we look like, hippies? Health food? Only if bacon, absinthe, and mimosas qualify.

[lucky420]

I sure could use a sandwich this morning. Hey Capt. Kauai is my favorite island too. We used to rent a condo at poi-poo. You having 2 vacations this year? You'll be at the burn, right?!?

I keep reading "poo sandwich"


carrion...

[AntiM]

Really only noticing ONE annoying person on this thread. You've got that to offer on top of cuteness.

Oh man to be socially retarded enough to only see one annoying person on a thread on the e-playa. Sounds like simple bliss.

Everyone is annoying to someone at some point. Even glorious me. I still love you fuckos equally and know we'd hug after a few too many in the dust. I think there's actually some good nascent discussion in here, if you folks would let it happen.

I can't offer a meal plan, but we do bake fresh cookies if anyone is interested in an unhealthy random snack plan.

[The Rod]

Sadly wifey doesn't come enough.

Now I'm not saying you're bad husband, but send her over to Plunderground and we'll find time to take care of her while you're off building the event.

Hell, you can even drop by for dinner afterwards if you want.

[some seeing eye]

I thought Doc Pyro only offered a wine plan!


G:"burning man" 2015 "theme camp" "meal plan"
FB: join various groups and ask, ask your friends
BMORG: Find the list of 2015/2016 on playa vendors who deliver food; contact them to find out who to
Various: Do your research on past concierge, PnP, turnkey camps, contact them

Self reliance beats self entitlement any day.

[mudpuppy000]

We have a beer plan. Maybe some random snacks people drop off at the bar.

[Simon of the Playa]

i want all of my cocaine delivered to the playa so i dont have to put it up my ass to get through TSA.

i know, i know...

i can fit a lot of coke up there.

but,


i promised the wife i wouldn't because it ruins the ass play all week, and thats why we really go to burning man.

duh.

TSA is so annoying.

[oaklandfunk]

Sadly wifey doesn't come enough.

Now I'm not saying you're bad husband, but send her over to Plunderground and we'll find time to take care of her while you're off building the event.

Hell, you can even drop by for dinner afterwards if you want.

If you want to fuck my wife, just ask her. She might be down, she loves vaguely misogynistic burners who talk about women like property.

[Dr Helix]

Sadly wifey doesn't come enough.

Now I'm not saying you're bad husband, but send her over to Plunderground and we'll find time to take care of her while you're off building the event.

Hell, you can even drop by for dinner afterwards if you want.

Now THAT'S a plan!!!!!!

[oaklandfunk]

I thought Doc Pyro only offered a wine plan!


G:"burning man" 2015 "theme camp" "meal plan"
FB: join various groups and ask, ask your friends
BMORG: Find the list of 2015/2016 on playa vendors who deliver food; contact them to find out who to
Various: Do your research on past concierge, PnP, turnkey camps, contact them

Self reliance beats self entitlement any day.

I thought the e-playa 2016 theme camp section might also be a good online home to ask questions about 2016 theme camps. Some helpful tips for you as well: G: "difference between a theme camp that has meals and a PNP camp" "How to not be a blowhard" "How to mind one's own business" "How to start taking chat rooms less seriously" "How to put burning man into better perspective in my sad little life"

[oaklandfunk]

Sadly wifey doesn't come enough.

Now I'm not saying you're bad husband, but send her over to Plunderground and we'll find time to take care of her while you're off building the event.

Hell, you can even drop by for dinner afterwards if you want.

Now THAT'S a plan!!!!!!

If anybody else wants to fuck my wife, I'll start another thread in the "misc" area of Eplaya to make a list of names. I really hope at least one moderator makes it to the orgiastic gathering at Entheon village to make sure we don't accidentally violate one of the sacred cows that define our community as we writhe to 67 thousand watts of dubstep, hovering on the edge of molly overdose and tantric bliss.

[Dr Helix]

Now I'm not saying you're bad husband, but send her over to Plunderground and we'll find time to take care of her while you're off building the event.

Hell, you can even drop by for dinner afterwards if you want.

Now THAT'S a plan!!!!!!

If anybody else wants to fuck my wife, I'll start another thread in the "misc" area of Eplaya to make a list of names. I really hope at least one moderator makes it to the orgiastic gathering at Entheon village to make sure we don't accidentally violate one of the sacred cows that define our community as we writhe to 67 thousand watts of dubstep, hovering on the edge of molly overdose and tantric bliss.

Well with all this going on, I think your chances of a better meal plan might have gone up.

[GreyCoyote]

OP: historically, Camp Gypsy Flower Power has a meal plan you and your wife might enjoy. They do it on a per-camper basis so its unique to your dietary requirements. A little pricey....

[Savannah]

Someone called us non-judgmental! Quick, frame it!

Great answer, Captain. (I wish people didn't push camps so hard on others.)

[Jovankat]

I can't offer a meal plan, but we do bake fresh cookies if anyone is interested in an unhealthy random snack plan.

Unhealthy random snacks ARE my meal plan!!

[Captain Goddammit]

I think your username must be spot-on.

[mudpuppy000]

I can't offer a meal plan, but we do bake fresh cookies if anyone is interested in an unhealthy random snack plan.

Unhealthy random snacks ARE my meal plan!!

Yeah me too.

[some seeing eye]

Unhealthy random snacks ARE my meal plan!!

Yeah me too.

OP: Unhealthy random snarks ARE my meal plan!!

[Papa Bear]

I think heebee jeebies does something too.

The HeeBeeGeeBee Healers do have an awesome camp meal plan - for those that camp with them (which, in addition to camp dues, involves a commitment to at least 4 hours of work within the camp per day) and occasional invited guests. Even if it wasn't for the fact that their camp roster is almost certainly full, I highly doubt they'd be interested in selling access to that plan to people not with the camp, which is what you appear to be looking for.

To them, as to many of the people responding to you here, the distinction between contributing money and significant effort toward the workings of the camp vs. just contributing money is pretty important. To many, that's exactly the boundary that plug-n-plays cross.