Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

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Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by morphosis » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:27 am

fit, early forties year old man would like to experience the dome and, as you likely know, I'd need a partner. Thought I might as well try here....

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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by gaminwench » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:56 pm

Do you really think some random woman wants to get down with you so you can 'experience' the Orgy Dome?

Do you know that it isn't *really* an orgy?

It is a clean(ish) air-conditioned space where couples and moresomes go to get sexy with eachother.
(It also isn't a dome, they just call it that)
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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by Sham » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:16 pm

morphosis wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:27 am
fit, early forties year old man would like to experience the dome and, as you likely know, I'd need a partner. Thought I might as well try here....
Yes, like gaminwech said, it's not really an orgy. Like everything at Burning Man, it's satire, humor, tongue in cheek, and frivolity. The Orgy Dome is more like a neighborhood block party. You may try to find someone on playa who may want to go here with you. Eplaya is less of a dating site and more of a fun and informational forum.

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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by Dr Helix » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:03 pm

Sham wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:16 pm
morphosis wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:27 am
fit, early forties year old man would like to experience the dome and, as you likely know, I'd need a partner. Thought I might as well try here....
Yes, like gaminwech said, it's not really an orgy. Like everything at Burning Man, it's satire, humor, tongue in cheek, and frivolity. The Orgy Dome is more like a neighborhood block party. You may try to find someone on playa who may want to go here with you. Eplaya is less of a dating site and more of a fun and informational forum.
Orgy dome? Shit I thought it was Origami dome! Now what am I going to do with all this paper?
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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by AntiM » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:52 am

Moderator's note: moved to Art and Performance as that is a better fit that Greeter's Station.


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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by Canoe » Tue Jul 03, 2018 9:09 am

Dr Helix wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:03 pm
Orgy dome? Shit I thought it was Origami dome! Now what am I going to do with all this paper?
Fold yourself an outfit?

Or go and offer it to all the people in squeaky clean clothes who are hanging around 4:20 M or J waiting for Godot, who are about as aware as OP? I've always wondered if those experienced put them up to it as a test for how long it takes them to catch on.
(I camped at 4:10 my first year. Kept going wtf all week.)
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Post by TT120 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:17 am

I've been trying to get a girl to take me to the orgy dome for years but it's never worked out. I don't think I'm pretty enough....
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Post by Token » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:06 pm

TT120 wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:17 am
I've been trying to get a girl to take me to the orgy dome for years but it's never worked out. I don't think I'm pretty enough....
I haven't gone since Bianca's but I'll dress up any way you like ...

I do justice to most outfits, all legs, forever and ever ...

... but the beard is a dead-giveaway on most nights...

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Post by tatonka » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:15 pm

I read somewhere that it smells funny in there , not funny haha , but funny strange :wink:
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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by Canoe » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:45 pm

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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by ygmir » Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:28 am

Token wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:06 pm
TT120 wrote:
Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:17 am
I've been trying to get a girl to take me to the orgy dome for years but it's never worked out. I don't think I'm pretty enough....
I haven't gone since Bianca's but I'll dress up any way you like ...

I do justice to most outfits, all legs, forever and ever ...

... but the beard is a dead-giveaway on most nights...
is it necessarily a bad thing? are there gender rules, or just "couples" rules there? I've never seen it, but have heard. I'm in the same spot at TT120.
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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by Token » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:02 am

ygmir wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:28 am
is it necessarily a bad thing? are there gender rules, or just "couples" rules there? I've never seen it, but have heard. I'm in the same spot at TT120.
What rules? You just need confidence.

I’ve never found myself questioning these things in the moment. Be it Bianca’s or Jiffy Lube.

It’s all the same in the dark.

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Post by Molotov » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:56 am

And don't forget...anything can be a sex toy if you are brave enough.

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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by Elliot » Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:47 am

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Methinks… if I were to have found this elusive lady, neither of us should have the slightest interest in any orgy-dome.

But I think too much.

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Post by TT120 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:14 pm

"Should have"

:mrgreen:
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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by Elliot » Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:36 pm

Aha! The game is semantics, is it?!
Well, that's my sport too.

You are thinking in terms of obligation or duty. But this usage of "should" is called "conditional futurity".

However... you win! I should ;-) not have used such an ambiguous term.

So let's instead have the hypothetical couple say something like "What's an orgy-dome? And who cares!"

Your serve.

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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by MathewCox » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:06 am

what?... for a orgy, oh man... :roll:

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Post by gaminwench » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:35 am

Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.
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Post by Elliot » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:10 pm

LOL! I'm printing that out and bringing it with me to BRC, in case you forget. ;-)

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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:42 pm

gaminwench wrote:
Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:35 am
Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.
GW, as I understand it Yggy's not going to make it this year. But hay, I'm available!

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Post by TT120 » Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:50 pm

gaminwench wrote:
Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:35 am
Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.
Now THATS what I'm talkin about!!! I'll bring the blue pills...... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by gaminwench » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:41 pm

Tee hee. 8)

Doc, I'm not quite sure you would be 'qualified' to stand in for Ygmir; are you a member of the Nordic pantheon?
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Post by Ratty » Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:40 am

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Post by gaminwench » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:39 am

I want him to play Tom Lehrer on the piano for sing-a-longs.
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:16 pm

I absolutely will be doing that. (And if it gets me an invite to the Dome, well, so much the better.) Currently I'm practicing "I Hold Your Hand In Mine", "I Got It From Agnes", "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park", "The Masochism Tango", "The Vatican Rag", "The Hunting Song", "The Irish Ballad", "My Home Town", "When You're Old and Gray", and of course "The Old Dope Peddler". Since I've sold my house and will, quite literally, be homeless come July 25, I'm not sure where my piano is going to end up and whether or not I'll be able to practice that final month. But what the hell, nobody can tell the difference anyway.

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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by ygmir » Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:47 pm

gaminwench wrote:
Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:35 am
Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.
damn, I'm now almost considering going....
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Post by gaminwench » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:19 am

Could be fun, mister. 8)
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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by tatonka » Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:58 pm

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Re: Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

Post by ygmir » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:54 am

tatonka wrote:
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tatonka wins!!
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