NEEDED: Donuts for ART Thurs 8/30 (seriously)

[hotdog]

Hello friends of art & friends of donuts,

I'm Hotdog the Stripper, and I need your help.

I am performing a very deep and meaningful burlesque act on Thursday night* of the burn. In the act ++SPOILER ALERT++, I will eat an entire box of donuts, by myself, in a bathrobe, to the musical accompaniment of "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" by the Backstreet Boys. It is sure to be some of the finest, most complex performance art offered in 2018.

I am ready. I am rehearsed and prepared. I am hungry, literally. My only issue in bringing this vision to life is the ACTUAL donuts. I'm arriving on Friday (8/23) , and research indicates that if I bring default-world donuts with me a week before, there is no way in hell they will make it.

SO, who's ready to be a HERO?

1. Are you coming late in the week? Wednesday (8/29) or Thursday (8/30)? Stopping at at grocery store? PLEASE bring 12 donuts from absolutely anywhere. I will come pick them up at your camp, dressed as a Hotdog, and shower you with lap-dances and affirmations.

2. Are you apart of a camp that gifts donuts? PLEASE can I come by Wednesday or Thursday and make donuts with you? I know 12 nuts is a lot of dough to gift. I am happy to work, sing, or strip for it.

3. Have some other solution? Holler at me! I am committed to performing an act of speed-glut whilst stripping, but am open to collaboration on ideas if this speaks to your heart.

Thanks for reading. If you or someone you know can help make this deep-fried-fantasy a ready-to-eat reality, Let me know!

Love,

Hotdog The Stripper


*Dust Bunnies Burlesque. 2:45 &H. Thursday, sundown.

[Ratty]

dry ice

[Token]

Doughnut dough freezes very well.

It’s plenty easy to find a camp frying up bacon in obscene quantities.

And there are lots of shelf-stable doughnuts out there like Entenmann's and the likes.

[Captain Goddammit]

So do you mean donuts that haven’t been eaten yet? How about if I can form it back into about the same shape?

[Luap]

Well... the obvious answer is to team up with the most awesome camp of "Porn and Donuts" who open every midnight, fresh frying delicious donuts, you can eat on benches and watch old French black and white porno films projected onto a dirty white sheet. Hopefully, they return this year after taking last year off.