Horny Goat Lounge has a stage that would love to host your act!

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Horny Goat Lounge has a stage that would love to host your act!

Post by Eugenia » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:46 am

Hello Fellow Burners!

I'm one of the leads for Horny Camp - we're usually over around 9:30. Our main activity is teaching people how to make polymer clay horns, which we then bake and string up for our participants. After spending an hour or two with us, they can head back on the playa with a little more decoration and feeling a little bit more horny. :twisted:

Over the past few years, we've slowly expanded of offerings, and while we are still mainly an arts and crafts camp during the day, we've added a bar tent with a stage to do some evening activities.

This year, we wanted to open it up to our fellow Burners, if anybody is looking for a stage to perform on. Our stage is a bit bigger than 10x10, and we also have 2 microphones, a decent sound system, a lot of karaoke songs, and a limited amount of stage lighting.

So far, on Monday, we're having our Martini Monday bar night, and if anybody would feel like being jazzy between 6-10pm, we'd love to have you!

Tuesday morning, we're doing a Bottomless Mimosas event (time TBD) that could also support some performers.

Friday evening we're offering Pizza Spankings (you get spanked, you get pizza) and then morphing that into karaoke and some performances (time TBD, but probably around 6-10pm).

Other times I haven't mentioned, we're open and don't necessarily have anything going on, but we'd love to talk to people who would like to get something going on.

So if you're a performer of any stripe who is looking for a stage, we'd love to talk more and see what we can put together.

We're also looking for a limited number of people to potentially join our camp - no more than 4 at the moment, though that could change.

And to be clear, you don't need to be a camp member to come perform with us - you just need to want to perform.

I'm happy to answer any questions, and hope some of y'all are interested!

<3 <3

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Re: Horny Goat Lounge has a stage that would love to host your act!

Post by Token » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:23 pm

I’m confused now ...

Is this for inter-species exotica, horned, hoofed and all, or just a play-dough thing?

I mean, it’s OK if it’s just clay and rubber bands but is something with real goats and horns a possibility?

/s

;)

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Re: Horny Goat Lounge has a stage that would love to host your act!

Post by AntiM » Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:38 am

Token wrote: /s

;)
Takes an old goat to appreciate goats and goat themed camps!

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Post by Eugenia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:42 am

This is a gathering place for all horned (or horny) creatures great and small, old and young, rough and smooth, infamous and unknown. We welcome you all and would love to make you even hornier, should you desire an increase in your horniness. If not, we'll just honor and delight in the inner horniness that you carry with you and have graced us with.

Bonus points if you want to help us make others hornier or entertain the masses.



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Post by Zubeneschamali » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:42 pm

I got stuck at bottomless mimosas.

Are assless chaps considered bottomless? Or are you looking for pure shirtcockingness?

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Post by Token » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:25 pm

AntiM wrote:
Token wrote: /s

;)
Takes an old goat to appreciate goats and goat themed camps!
I love me my AntiM. I think last time I actually hugged you was the old Vegas Regional.

I sure did hug a bearded man in a big rig and Kilt.

Blush.

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Post by Token » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:29 pm

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Post by AntiM » Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:40 am

Token wrote:
I love me my AntiM. I think last time I actually hugged you was the old Vegas Regional.

I sure did hug a bearded man in a big rig and Kilt.

Blush.
Damn, that's a memory. My old Goat now has an Old Goat Club patch on his kilt. He does love hugs.
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Sorry for the detour, Horny Goat Camp. Please return to your regularly scheduled topic, and keep your seat belts fastened.

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Re: Horny Goat Lounge has a stage that would love to host your act!

Post by Eugenia » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:44 am

Zubeneschamali wrote:I got stuck at bottomless mimosas.

Are assless chaps considered bottomless? Or are you looking for pure shirtcockingness?
Assless chaps would count. Underwear does also count. We're just looking for a lack of skirt/skort/kilt/pants/shorts.

We've seen enough dick sunburn at Burning Man that we wouldn't actually push for total bottom nakedness, unless someone was prepared to do that properly.

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Sorry for the detour, Horny Goat Camp. Please return to your regularly scheduled topic, and keep your seat belts fastened.
No worries!

One of our on playa detours last year ended in people doing real, mathy stuff to calculate the force at which an erect Blue Whale penis would smash down on someone standing within range of it.

The TLDR of the math was basically "Don't stand near a falling whale cock. It will end poorly."

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